Some Merkins

Date: 2026-06-12
AO: The Farm
Q: Trilogy ,
PAX: Bonefish, Squatter, Infinity, Short-Timer, Trilogy, Firehead FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
SSH
Hillbillies
Arm Circles
Don Quixotes
Beet Pickers
Willy Mays Hayes

THE THANG:
at center of field
SSH
Merkins
Squats w/ calf raises
Mountain Climbers

Sprint to far side, Mosey back to bleachers

Dips
Bench Crunches
Derkins
Grady Corn
Michael Phelps

Lunge Worm / Bear Crawl to center of field

Dirty Dog
Shoulder Taps
Bird Dog
High Plank to Low Plank

Sprint to far side, Mosey back to center

repeat

MARY:
Flutter Kicks
Side Crunches
Plank Hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ruck tomorrow

COT:
My days at work are numbered.

The Aerie Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-12
AO: The Aerie
Q: Lonestar ,
PAX: Rifleman, Stewie, Trifecta, Lonestar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Picking cherries
10 yd Frankenstein
10 yd high knees
THE THANG:
2 squats
2 thrusters
2 shoulder press
2 curls
2 bent over rows
2 merkins
Rest 1 minute
4 squats
4 thrusters
4 shoulder press
4 curls
4 bent over rows
4 merkins
Rest 1:30
6 reps mm
Rest 2 minutes

4x cycle
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: 4 words: pellets – passion – patience – people

Benjamin Franklin visits the Night Owl Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-11
AO: The Night Owl
Q: Rim Fire ,
PAX: Rim Fire, Sloop, Moe
FNGs:
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, IW,HB, LBAC, MP CP WMH, DD, RS, WGS, CC
Main event: 5 Discovery Blocks, 3 circuits. Each station named for a chapter of Franklin’s life. 1. THE LIGHTNING ROD — Strength
Merkins — x15
Diamond Merkins — x10

2. THE PRINTER’S PRESS — Strength / Cardio
Burpees — x10
Overhead Claps — x20 IC between sets

3. POOR RICHARD’S ALMANAC — Core
13 reps IC per exercise — one for each of Franklin’s 13 virtues. LBCs — x13 IC
Freddie Mercurys — x13 IC
Rosalitas — x13 IC

4. THE POSTMASTER’S ROUTE — Cardio
Bear Crawl — ~20 yds to far cone
Lunge Walk — back
Squat Jacks — x10 AMRAP between rounds

5. THE BIFOCAL — Strength / Core
Step-Back Lunges — x10 each leg
Plank Hold — x30 sec to close each round

MARY: Flutters, American hammers, dead cockroaches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, boneathon
COT: “The question isn’t what are you passionate about — it’s what are you curious enough to pursue badly at first.”

Took the theme from Bill Gurley’s TED talk on following your fascination over your passion, and from a recent read on Benjamin Franklin — who is maybe the best example in American history of what that actually looks like in a life.

Franklin was fascinated by weather, electricity, diplomacy, typography, swim fins, the glass armonica, and chess. He didn’t master one thing and call it his passion. He followed every thread, and he became indispensable precisely because of it.

Find what fascinates you and follow it.

IYKYK

Date: 2026-06-11
AO: The Agency
Q: Goose ,
PAX: Trademark, Rim Fire, Gherkin, Goose, Prestige
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Arm circles, Windmills, Willie Mays Hayes, Cherry pickers, down dog, calf stretch, cobra kai THE THANG:
Fellowship lap
32 min “waterfall” EMOM
There are 4 “rounds” start with 5 reps of each exercise and for each minute you complete the number of reps, add 2 for the next minute. When you cannot complete the number of reps in a minute, go to the next round. When you can’t do the last round, start over Round 1: Burpees + SSH
Round 2: Air squats + reverse lunge
Round 3: Merkins + Coupon Row
Round 4: Big boy sit-ups + American hammers
MARY: did in the thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rim Fire is Q’ing this evening!
COT: Even when a beat down is smoking you, try supporting those around you and see if that gives you the extra motivation you need to keep going! :muscle:

Feed the Wolf

Date: 2026-06-11
AO: The Highlands
Q: Jag ,
PAX: Katniss, Tax Guy, Hard Knox, Jag
FNGs:
COUNT: 4

WARMUP: SSH; Air Press; Phelps; IW; WMH; Cherry Twists; Down Dog; Runners; Greatest; Cobra; Fellowship Lap

THE THANG: 12 sets of Coupon Swings AMRAP for 30 seconds, then rest for 30 seconds.

Forward Lunges, Tipper Gores, Side Lunges, Merkins, Backwards Lunges, Glute Hold, Side Lunges, and Freddies. Repeat with coupons.

Forward Lunges, Side Lunges, Merkins and Backwards Lunges.

MARY: LBCs; WWIIs; Penguins; Flutters; Toy Soldiers; Nolan Ryans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT: Show up!