The Aerie Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-28
AO: The Aerie
Q: Lonestar ,
PAX: Cruise, Trifecta, Lonestar, Hobbs
FNGs: 1 Hobbs
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Picking cherries
10 yd Frankenstein
10 yd high knees

THE THANG:
F3 music Beatdown
1. Thunder – burpees
2. Roxanne – sit ups
3. Sally up down – squats
4. Lovely day – hand release merkin
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: keep reaching out to each other

Horizon

Date: 2026-10-28
AO: Horizon
Q: Skoat ,
PAX: SPINAL TAP, Bo, Skoat, Kodiak, DrugBoat, 3 mile, Purple Rain, Woody, The Wolf, Kombucha FNGs:
COUNT: 13

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, CP, DD, WG
THE THANG: Station Rotation with 100 yard sprints. Stations: Push ups, Shoulder Presses (Coupon), Step ups, Incline Squats (Coupon), Jump Rope, Forearm Rolls (7lbs), Chest Presses (Coupon), Bicep Curls (Coupon), Lunges, Box Cutters, Dips, Choose Your Own Adventure MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Take the fork in the road with confidence.

A “no running” workout

Date: 2026-10-28
AO: The Patriot
Q: Big Short ,
PAX: Primanti, Piano Man, Ice Tea, Craigs List, Big Short, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Hops, Malpractice FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: The normal stuff, including a few rounds of Elwoods. (Ice Tea: “This is running in place,”) (Flux: don’t listen to Ice Tea).

THE THANG: Four thangs, none of which involved running.

First thang: PAX moved down the field with coupons to the opposite goal line and back, stopping every five yards for exercises. – 5 yard line: 4 moving mercans
– 10 yard line: 5 jump squats
– 15 yard line: 7 coupon curls
– 20 yard line: 5 toe taps in cadence
– Repeat this sequence for 200 yards in total

Second thang: move to the benches for “4 minutes of Hops” done by performing these exercises continually for four minutes: – 20 dips
– 5 coupon jump overs
– 5 toy soldiers in cadence

Third thang: move to the center circle for the much loved CableGuy classic of 50 shoulder taps and 50 mountain climbers, in groups of 10, all done in cadence.

Fourth thang: what else but the equally loved bogey classic “batwings”, done by walking clockwise around the center circle, with seal claps, overhead claps and arm circles (forward and in reverse).

MARY: The normal stuff, including 10 of the Wedding Singer hip plank thing, but done in a humane manner.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Overnight Old Rag hike this weekend. Grunt coming up. See announcements for details.

COT: The Q shared a story about second chances.

Counting down to count up

Date: 2026-10-28
AO: Compound
Q: Hightower ,
PAX: OnlyFans, Big Bird, Hightower, Skidoos, Cactus, Roddick, Drano, Bean Counter, Dr Suess, Monte Karlo FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
Dynamic stretching & warm up, followed by jog to parking garage.

THE THANG:
Start on level 1, run up to level 6. 5 burpees, jog back down. Run up to level 5. 5 burpees, 10 squats, jog back down.
Run up to level 4. 5 burpees, 10 squats, 15 merkins, jog back down.
Sprint to level 2. 5 burpees, 10 squats, 15 merkins, 20 big boys, jog back down. MARY:
Core exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Grunt: 11/7 starts at 7am Lincoln Memorial
Bookclub 11/19, pls join, good story, lots to chat about

COT:
Time is prized possession, tomorrow is not promised. Soak in every moment you can with your loved ones, friends because you never know what tomorrow brings.

12 Innings, 12 Reps

Date: 2026-10-28
AO: The Farm
Q: Trilogy ,
PAX: Trilogy, Buffalo, Gus, Firehead, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Don Quixotes
Beet Pickers
Willy Mays Hayes
Mosey around the fields
THE THANG:
12 Innings last night, so 12 reps each exercise this morning – Merkins
– SSH
– LBC
– Squats
– Dips
– Bench Crunches
– Dirty Dog
– Shoulder Taps
– Bird Dog

Long mosey, then repeat 5x

MARY:
Flutter Kicks
Side Crunches
Rosalitas
American Hammers
Grady Corn
Plank Hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Firehead Q Friday

COT:
If I could only remember the thought I had.