Mary, Mary Quite Contrary

Date: 2026-05-15
AO: Rec League
Q: Promoter ,
PAX: Cookies, Promoter, The Situation, FIFA (F3 The Capital), Baguette, 120 FNGs:
COUNT: 6
Mary, Mary Quite Contrary

Warmup:
SSH 15c
Trunk twists 10c
Imperial Walker Squats 10c
Standing Side Crunch 10c
Mountain Climbers 15 c
Plank Jacks 15c

Thang:
LBCs 25c Hold Last Rep for 10 count
Cockroaches 20c INTO Dead Bugs 10c each alternating and same side Freddie Mercuries 20c INTO Gas Pumpers 10s, hold at extension Big Boy Situps 20 single count
Mosey

Reverse Crunch 25c Hold Last Rep for 10 count
Toes to Heaven 20s
Flutters 10c each: High slow, low fast, low slow, high fast
Protractor
Mosey

Penguins 30c
Side crunch 20s each side INTO side plank raise 15c
American Hammer 25c

Core Engaged!
AMRAP stations 60 seconds all weighted
Bushwhackers
Dips
Incline Murkins
Squats
Front raise
Overhand curls

Long Walk Home
One pax single arm farmers walk entire length of blacktop, switch arms at far end All others hold plank

Plank-o-Rama!

Mumblechatter, DORA, and Ultimate

Date: 2026-05-16
AO: The Sandlot
Q: citrus ,
PAX: Rim Fire, Tariff, Roadhouse, Dora, Lazlo, Forceps, Pepco, Napalm (Brandon Frazee), Defiance, citrus, Trademark, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Cager FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Arm circles, IW, hillbillies, WMH, Cherry twists, down dog, cobra kai

THE THANG: The PAX divided into two groups for some musical Dora. One group on the field, while the other group performed an exercise. Flapjack and repeat until the song ended, which brought on a new exercise. – Squats
– Lunges
– WWI
– Mountain man poopers
– LBCs

The teams transitioned to a world class game of Ultimate Exercise Ball. All the rules of ultimate frisbee (burpee when the ball hits the deck and round of Mary exercises after each score), but without any of the requisite skill. Although team black-shirts started out strong (possibly due to an ineligible player), team rainbow-shirts pulled out the win on a golden goal. But really everyone won – except Shake ‘n’ Bake and Trademark, who bled their own blood.

MARY: See above.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Boneathon, Convergence events (see channels) // Thursday night AO Night Owl (see channel) // May 28 HIM Society Event (show up and learn more)

COT: My son landed in Beijing by way of Doha this morning, en route to a trip before his senior year of college. Although I was very nervous about him being within a few hundred miles of Iran and the Strait of Hormuz, I am incredibly proud of the person he has become, who is not only comfortable with but excited by a challenge like this. Our job as parents is to prepare our kids to go out the world on their own – it’s a proud moment when you get to see them take the world on.