Innovating at Atlantis

DATE: 2022-05-17
AO: Atlantis
Q: Deflator
PAX: Infinity, Hammerhead, Grease Monkey, Riot
FNGs: DR Flamingo
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Best stretch ever
Shoulder stretch
Arm circles
Side straddle hops
Basic burpee
Copperhead squat

THE THANG:
Mosey to barriers, hop overs
Go back to grass area and to the s-shaped benches for an innovative workout.

Step up’s left and then right
7 burpees + lap
Urukins left and then right
6 double burpees + lap
Box jumps left then right
5 triple burpees + lap
5 Derkins left then right
4 quad burpees + lap
Bear crawl back and forth
3 penta burpees + lap
Side lunges left then right
2 septaburpees + lap
10 Dips
1 octa burpee + lap

MARY: No time for Mary but arguably covered under the multi-count burpees. ANNOUNCEMENTS: NA
COT: take a fresh look at the AO and try something new!

Box-jump burpee ball toss pyramid

DATE: 2022-05-17
AO: Delphi
Q: Nano
PAX: Rambler, Peanuts, Lightyear, Bluegrass, Juneau, Obadiah FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, rockettes, Michael Phelps, good morning, WMH
THE THANG: The PAX set off for the field with the box filled with 90# of slam balls, and carried it in pairs (10 yards each) while the rest of the PAX bear crawled behind.

One at the field, the PAX started the pyramid:
-One box jump
-Under leg 40# ball toss,
-Over head reverse 30# ball toss,
-Forward 20# ball toss.
-Burpee
Rinse and repeat, but increase jumps and burpees by one each time. We increased to 6&6, then worked our way back done.

The balls stayed where they landed, so the pax had an increased run as they got done the field, especially when they were staggered.

Round 2 was a game of hover ball 2.0. We got 3 rounds in.

MARY: Big boy sit-ups where the pax were Staggered and facing each other so they could pax the 20# ball as it arrived. Then they jumped up and rang to the end of the line.

Freddie Mercury’s, and Flutter Kicks ended ups off.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 30th, Murph and Family Picnic!

COT: Think bigger! Don’t let your limiting beliefs hold you back!

Air Bags Deployed

DATE: 2022-05-17
AO: General
Q: 2 percent
PAX: Rousey (GrandStrand – Myrtle Beach SC), Cena, citrus, Maj. Payne, Toolbox, Traveler FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Arm Circles (forward & reverse), Don Quixote’s, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Downward Dog (partially, until we heard the tires screech)
THE THANG: Downward Dog was immediately interrupted by a serious car crash at the corner of Quincy & Washington Blvd. The PAX called 911 and rushed over to the scene to see if we could be of any further assistance. Luckily, both parties involved were physically ok. However, the two vehicles were in bad shape, one of which was completely totaled with all air bags deployed. The PAX stuck around for awhile and waited for the ACPD and Fire/EMS…and waited….and waited. To pass the time we did 30 burpees in unison and ~25 copper head squats until one police officer showed up. After zero solicitations for us to provide any witness accounts, we felt it was best to head over to the football field. A truncated beatdown ensued:
2 rounds of pull ups 10-20 reps each while the other PAX performed merkins, squats, shoulder taps, break dancers, wall sits, balls to the wall. 1 lap of Ricky Bobby around the track.
Back to the goal line: broad jump to the 10, perform 10 merkins, murder bunny to the 20, 10 merkins, bear crawl to the 30, 10 merkins. Back peddle to the goal line. Rinse and repeat.
Goal line. Follow the leader. Ran laterally tracing each 5 yard line, side shuffle at sideline, alternated between sprints, high knees and karaoke’s on the straight aways.

MARY: Flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph 5/30, Family Picnic, The Sandlot needs Q’s to sign up (Traveler will be….traveling for the next few weeks) Maj. Payne launching new AO down in PW county
COT: Life is fleeting. It can be taken away from us at any moment. The accident we witnessed this morning could have been a lot worse. It could have happened to any of us, a loved one, a friend, co-worker, etc. It was another reminder for us to appreciate and value every moment.

Twelve Days of Christmas

DATE: 2022-05-17
AO: Freestate
Q: CashOnly
PAX: Horshack, Deagle, Butter, ShowMe, Winston
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
12 reps each of:
· SSH– IC
· Arm circles – IC
· Cherry Pickers – IC
· Run around the blacktop, karaoke on the side
· Michael Phelps – IC
· Hairy Rockets – IC
· Windmills – IC
THE THANG:
12 Days of Christmas

. Day 1: 1 Burpee
· Day 2: 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 3: 3 Flutters, 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 4: 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters, 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee · Day 5: 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters, 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 6: 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters, 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 7: 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 8: 8 Big Boy Situps, 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 9: 9 Mountain Climbers, 8 Big Boy Situps, 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 10: 10 Lunges, 9 Mountain Climbers, 8 Big Boy Situps, 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 11: 11 Squats, 10 Lunges, 9 Mountain Climbers, 8 Big Boy Situps, 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee
· Day 12: 12 Carolina Dry Docks, 11 Squats, 10 Lunges, 9 Mountain Climbers, 8 Big Boy Situps, 7 SSH, 6 Shoulder Taps, 5 Merkins, 4 High Knees, 3 Flutters , 2 Star Jumps, 1 Burpee

Work way up to Day 12, then repeat 12 and work back down to Day 1

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thirsty Thursday coming up this week. Butter to do Yoga Q next Thursday.

Spicy Bearcrawl Beatdown

DATE: 2022-05-16
AO: Patriot
Q: Maj. Payne
PAX: CableGuy, Lucius, Bone, Legacy, Roadkill, Wedding Singer, Ice Tea, citrus, Booking, Landslide, Shake ‘N’ Bake FNGs: DRPAX Flamingo (F3 Cleveland)
COUNT: 13
As YHC determined what to do this morning, it became clear that the PAX had not been bear crawling nearly enough, so there was some fixin’ that needed to happen. Today’s challenge was to bear crawl a really long ways, potentially around the school. Here’s mostly how it went…

WARMUP: 5 penalty burpees for everyone, thanks to @Shake’N’Bake’s late arrival. Great way to get the blood pumping! Then mosey through the neighborhood for our one mile #monthlychallenge run. Finish up at the basketball court with 10 x SSH, 10 x Imperial Walkers, 10 x Willie Mays Hayes, and 10 x Copperhead Squats.

THE THANG: Count off by 2s and divide into teams. For today’s beatdown, there are three official positions: thrower, on-deck and in-the-hole. Each team gets a sandbag. The task is for rotating PAX “throwers” to clean the bag and throw it as far as possible. The “on-deck” PAX prepares to move forward once the bag is thrown to become the “thrower,” and the “in-the-hole” PAX moves forward to become “on-deck.” Everyone else bear crawls, with the “thrower” moving to the back of the pack once he completes his throw. Rotate until told otherwise by the Q, moving steadily around the school perimeter.

First “rest” stop: 20 x Merkins

Next “rest” stop: Grab a partner. P1 runs around the parking lot (approx 100m), P2 does LBCs. Rinse and repeat x 3.

It was at this time, the game changed due to Team 2’s sandbag rupturing and their load becoming slowly but surely lighter and lighter. It wasn’t really a race, but…well, life is a race, so it kinda was. They moved slightly ahead, but once in the atrium, it was time for another “rest stop.”

Next “rest” stop: In the atrium — 3 x (10 x step ups / 10 x Derkins)

With time dwindling, the PAX changed movement to sandbag shoulder carry for ten steps and lunge walking back to the basketball court. Once all PAX arrived to the court, mosey back to the football field for…

MARY: In rapid succession: 20 x flutter kicks, 10 x American Hammers in cadence, 10 x Freddie Mercuries in cadence, 20 x LBCs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bone-a-thon this upcoming weekend, see the #boneathon channel on Slack. the Murph is coming up on Monday, May 30 at GMU followed by the F3 picnic at Lake Accotink Park 11a-3p. $6 per PAX. BYOB and grill stuff.

COT: YHC read The Comfort Crisis by Michael Easter recently. In it, the author talks about the concept of toughening. Nietzsche said, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” On the flip side however, a lot of existing literature suggests that when a bad or stressful thing happens to us, it’s always bad. YHC rejects this, and instead prescribes to the concept of toughening. Of course, being overwhelmed by negative and stressful things all of the time isn’t good, but being too sheltered is bad too. In fact, an optimal amount of stress can actually lead to positive impacts. Confronting risk, fear and/or danger can lead to optimal stress and discomfort levels, which can in turn promote improved self-esteem, character building and psychological resilience. In short, our physical, emotional, psychological and spiritual well being requires us to move outside of our comfort zone and do hard things. So…embrace the suck. Look for those hard things that will ultimately lead you to a better place physically, mentally and spiritually.

We all come from different places in our spiritual journey, but it’s worth noting that the bible, James 1: 2-4, speaks of resilience as well: “Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.”

Aye!