This is what happens when you don’t have a Co-Q

DATE: 2023-05-20
AO: Olympus
Q: Pop Fly
PAX: Fish Fry, Monk, Battleship, El Camino, 10-4, Doodles, Peanuts, YNAB, Nano, Toolbox FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Only the finest stretches
THE THANG: string of pearls workout around the high school. each stop led to a new exercise. wall sit, bear crawls, step ups, merkins, sprints, etc

We finished up with a little ultimate Frisbee.

MARY: Flutter Kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: dad’s camp, solace brewing second F

COT: don’t hide behind words. you simple words, use small words, and you’ll actually get to a place of understanding a whole lot faster

Reality Bites – seriously.

DATE: 2023-05-19
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: CableGuy
PAX: 3 mile, SPINAL TAP, Magoo, Booking, Trifecta, Kodiak, Mr Haand, sticks, Disco FNGs: Attache, Tomb Raider
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walker, Hillbilly, Arm Circles, WM Hayes, Cherry Picker, Down Dog, Fellowship Lap THANG 1: Assemble on the line, with coupons, for two rounds of: 5 blockees
Rifle carry 25 yards, do an exercise, farmer’s carry back
Exercises were: 10 Low Rows, 15 Goblet Squats, 20 Tricep Extensions, 25 Coupon Swings, 30 Curls Total reps: 255

THANG 2: Mosey over to the razed, broken-glass sprinkled tennis courts for four rounds of 10 Alternating Shoulder Taps (IC) / 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)

THANG 3: YHC and M watched Reality Bites again over the weekend. My Sharona is a helluva ear worm and came in handy today. Burpee for every ‘My’ or ‘Sharona’ in any combination. Overhead claps through the three (!!) guitar solos. Think we had the extended remix edition.

MARY: Freddie Mercury, Toy Soldier, LBC, Flutter Kick
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Boneathon: 24 hours left to train; Murph; Dad’s Camp
COT: Mental Health Awareness Month: We have a history of substance abuse in our family. My grandmother died of cirrhosis, many others with issues, lots of what I would call ‘high functioning alcoholics’ in the family. My mom used to hammer that history into us but didn’t offer much in the way of mitigation strategies. Starting in college I always got up in the morning; never skipped class; always had an exercise routine, just to keep some structure that would be disrupted by lots of bad substance decisions. With F3, that routine and accountability gains strength because it’s shared and reinforced with others. So I thank all those around me a look forward to many more gloom sessions.

Friday Fun

DATE: 2023-05-19
AO: Patriot
Q: Lazlo
PAX: Langston, bogey, Lucius, Shake ‘N’ Bake, citrus, Old Bay, Ice Tea, Legacy, Flipper, Strange Brew, Wedding Singer, Vila, Smokey, Short Rib FNGs: Flamingo, Opie, Scope, Demo, Bubbles
COUNT: 20
The Q woke up cranky this morning. It’s supposed to be warmer than this. But he got to the Patriot and found Ice Tea, Bogey, and Legacy, and started Chat Club and all that went away. We picked up Old Bay, Flipper and Flamingo for lap 2 and then it was time for Friday Fun. And it was a blast.

WARMUP: Merkin-themed warm up. We alternated sets of 5 merkins with SSH, Imperial Walkers, hillbillies, copperhead squats, strawberry pickers, willy mays hayes, Michael Phelps, and downward dog. We completed warmup with a 2-lane Ricky Bobby with the PAX in the back doing 3 burpees before catching the front.

THE THANG: We found ourselves at the wrong end of the field. I hate it when that happens. The only way to get back to the correct end zone was to mosey to the 25, do 10 burpees, mosey to the 50, do 10 kraken burpees, mosey to the other 25 for 10 BDE burpees, and mosey to the home end zone. So that’s what we did.

Next was Foura Dora. The PAX partnered up, then each team found a partner team for a group of 4. The exercises were 100 merkins, 200 monkey humpers (single count) and 100 big boy sit ups. One team did the exercises while the partner team did a wheelbarrow to the 10, flapjack the barrow, and came back as the timer. Most teams got into the sit ups but didn’t finish – the Q called it for time.

And finally, some F3 ultimate. Full-field, 10 on 10. There were some amazing displays of athleticism today. But not in this game.

For those doing the May Challenge, my math says:
40 merkins during warm-up, 3 during ricky bobby, 50 during the burpee show (3 per Kraken), 50 if you split the Dora evenly, 25 from Short Rib during Ultimate. That’s 168 plus whatever burpees we did during the game. Count of big boy situps varied by team. And I logged over a mile and a half running around, so count a mile as well.

MARY: Flutters, American hammers, dirty dog, mule kick, world’s greatest stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Boneathon, Murph, dad’s camp, F2 at Solace next Wednesday

COT: Continuing the theme of Mental Health Awareness month, the Q reflected on how much it meant to have this group earlier this year when his sister passed away. And the leg up that we have by being active, and having people to talk to, including when things aren’t so good. Part of F3 is carrying the lessons we share out into our communities. So we talked about the impact you can have in the workplace. The advice is Notice. Talk. Act. We talked about some of the signs of depression and anxiety and trying to be aware of how your coworkers are doing. If you’re concerned, you should talk to them. Be a friend, and a good listener. And if you’re still worried about them, get help, you can usually find this at your workplace.

Lucky 21

DATE: 2023-05-19
AO: Farm
Q: Sparky
PAX: Gekko (Keith Capp), Chile, Firehead, Infinity, Lumbergh FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, beet pickers, wmh, surrenders, arm circles, calf stretches, short mozy THE THANG:
21 of
Merkins, squats, good mornings, side lunge, bench merkins, jump squats, plank, back lunge, wide merkins, Superman Fonzie, 1-leg squats, wall sits, merkins, summon squats, beach scissors
MARY: lbcs, penguin crunches, flutter kicks, rosalitas, Superman’s, American hammers, ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q school on Monday
COT:
The family that prays together, stays together. They will love one another as God loves us. Works of love are works of peace. St Teresa of Calcutta. (Mother Teresa)

Tabata Today

DATE: 2023-05-17
AO: Farm
Q: Chile
PAX: Sparky, Lumbergh
FNGs: Trash Panda (visiting from Dallas, TX)
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Grady Corn
Beet Pickers
Michael Phelps
Willie Maes Hayes
Arm circles with leg raised
THE THANG:
Tabata 7 rounds each of:
1: SSH
2: Crunches
3: High Knees
4: Mountain Climbers
5: Lateral slide
6: Squats
7: Imperial Walkers
8: Supermans
MARY:
Glute Bridges
Penguin Crunches
Rosalitas
Doggy Paddle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT:
Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you. – Denis Waitley

Of course everyone has those moments of frustration now and then, when you say, ‘I wish I could play well already – or just stop.’ But it’s too much trouble to stop just for a moment of frustration. It is when you keep going that you make the most progress. – Hilary Hahn