The Driveway

Date: 2026-08-19
AO: The Driveway
Q: Prestige ,
PAX: Roulette, Prestige, Flux, Lazlo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH
IWkers
HillB’s
IBAC
Air press
WMH
CP’s
Down dog
Dead bug
Bird dog

THE THANG:
5 swing, 5 squat, 5 press warmup
6 swing-squat-press
Carry
6 swing-squat-press
Carry
6 swing-squat-press
Carry
6 swing-squat-press
Carry
2x:
6 Row (two handed)
6 Thruster
6 Around the world
KB pull throughs

MARY:
Copenhagen plank
Peter Parker
Penguins
Bridge
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 911 stair climb, TG10
COT: Life is best lived healthy; sometimes fun to enjoy an occasional indulgence

The Power of the Pyramid

Date: 2026-08-19
AO: The Farm
Q: Trilogy ,
PAX: Trilogy, Gary Weimeno, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
SSH
Arm Circles
Imperial Walkers
Don Quixotes
Willy Mays Hayes
THE THANG:
Pyramid at 5x / 10x / 15x / 20x
– SSH IC
– Merkins on down
– Grady Corn IC
– Squats on down
– Mountain Climbers IC
– Michael Phelps IC
with Bear Crawls and Mosey between levels

MARY:
Tempo LBC
Rosalitas
Flutter Kicks
Plank Hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Infinity Q on Friday
Saturday Ruck at 7:00
COT:
Donating blood to give back.

The Aerie Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-19
AO: The Aerie
Q: Lonestar ,
PAX: Stewie, Rifleman, Lonestar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Picking cherries
10 yd Frankenstein
10 yd high knees
THE THANG:
4 sets adding 5 seconds or 2 reps to each
Hang 30 seconds (increase by 5 each lap), 20 merkins (+2), 30 second balls to walk (increase by 5 each lap) & 20 squats (+2 each lap). Mosey a 400 MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The General

Date: 2026-08-18
AO: The General
Q: Tariff ,
PAX: Lazlo, Flux, Robo, Tariff, Prestige, SAAS, Gherkin, Roulette, Hard Knox, Landscape FNGs:
COUNT: 10

Warm-up
SSH
Imp-Walkers
Hillbillies
Micheal Phelps
Willie Mayes Hayes
Cherry Pickers
Downward Dog
World’s Greatest Stretch
Cobra Kai

Round 1: DORA
Timer running to the other end zone and back
100 Merkins
150 Squats
200 Calf Raises
Small r – recover

Round 2: Stairs and Walls
25x Dips
20x Step-ups (IC)
30 second wall sits with Calf Raises
Repeat 3x

Round 3: Coupon Circle
30x Coupon Curls
15x Coupon Swings
10x Around the world

MARY
39x LBCs
20x Flutter Kicks
Dirty Dogs 20x each leg

CoT – Learning new things can be humbling. I recently took up golf lessons and my own frustrations in learning the basics gave me great perspective on how my oldest daughter feels when she quickly gets frustrated with learning new things like riding a bike or playing soccer. This is helping me in how I handle responding to her frustrations and coaching her.

You’re never too old to expose yourself to those frustrations of learning something new. So get out there and try something new to remind yourself how hard it can be when you’re trying to become competent in a new skill.

#sparta

Date: 2026-08-14
AO: Sparta
Q: Peanuts ,
PAX: OnlyFans, Dunder, Monk, Peanuts, Drano, Half-Caf; Alcatraz FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Yes
THE THANG: ran the bleachers with dips, incline merkins, and stripper pole squats mixed in MARY: ring of fire
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 911 stair climb
COT: it was profoundly unmemorable