Date: 2026-07-07
AO: Oldman Soccer
Q: citrus ,
PAX: citrus, Vila, Breach, Concierge
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Soccer
THE THANG: Soccer
MARY: Soccer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: USA performance was very disappointing
COT: USA performance was very disappointing
The Patriot
Date: 2026-07-08
AO: The Patriot
Q: CableGuy ,
PAX: Groundhog, Memento, Moderator, CableGuy, Lazlo, Piano Man, Craigs List, Summit, Big Short, Wedding Singer, Malpractice, Drug Boat, Moderator FNGs: 1 Moderator
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HB, AC, Burpees, CP, WMH, DD, CK
THANG 1:
Escalator with block exercises:
10 Curls, Farmers Carry to opposite goal line
10 Goblet Squats, Rifle Carry back home
10 Overhead Press, Farmers Carry
10 Coupon Swings, Rifle Carry
x 4 rounds with reps increasing by ten each time (10,20,30,40) THANG 2:
Mosey to the basketball court for a round of Tap Climbers (10 Alternating Shoulder Taps IC, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, x 5 rounds, TTL 100 reps) MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thursday evening workouts/happy hour; 9/11 stair climb, ruck and float upcoming.
COT: This summer, take some time to step back, slow down, enjoy those around you, break the grind for a minute.
Marvelous Mile Ignite Version
Date: 2026-07-08
AO: Ignite
Q: Goldfish ,
PAX: Goldfish, East Wing, Rim Fire, Ripcord, Ice Tea, Enron, Legacy, Butterfly FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG:
The Marvelous Mile (in yards):
Line up on one end of the field and each carry is to the other side: 10x Overhead Press
100Y Farmers Carry
10x Coupon Squat
100Y Rifle Carry
10X Low Rows
100Y Farmers Carry
10X Coupon Swing
100Y Rifle Carry
Continue rounds with 20, 30, 40 reps to complete a mile (ish) and a total of 100 reps per exercise
MARY: Flutters x20 (IC), Toy soldiers x20 (IC), LBCs x20 (IC), and Shoulder Taps x20 (IC)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, Shenandoah burning man, come hang with East Wing on Sunday mornings at mother-ruck-ing
COT: YHC talked about a friend doing okay with a collapsed lung due to being in good shape, which is another good reminder to keep coming out in the gloom together and working hard like everybody did today.

The Driveway
Date: 2026-07-08
AO: The Driveway
Q: Prestige ,
PAX: Play-Doh, 2 percent, Prestige, Flux, Coxswain
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HB, MP, WMH, RVE, Down Dog, Dead Bug
THE THANG: 3 rounds: Swings, Squats, Presses, Merkins, Swings, Carry. 1 Round: Swing, Carry, Row, Press, Swing MARY: Copenhagen plank, plank, flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Ayers is closing, huge loss for the community. Feeling guilty over taking it for granted. Look for things in life you take for granted, appreciate them today.
THE POLLINATOR
Date: 2026-07-08
AO: Compound
Q: Slider ,
PAX: citrus, Concierge, Skidoos, Slider, OnlyFans, Drano, F3 Bean Counter – Coleman B., Gherkin, Obadiah, @GameStop FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– 20 Side straddle hops
– Cherry Pickers
– The Gauntlet (20s)
– Overhead Claps
– Seal Claps, Jolly Chimps (claps in front)
– Arm Circles (F)
– Arm Circles (B)
– Morocan Night Clubs
– Michael Phelps
– Downward Dog
– Move legs
– World’s Greatest Stretch
– Cobra Kai
– Child’s Pose
THE THANG: THE POLLINATOR
1. Have cones set up in large circle
2. Complete 20 of reps of each exercise
3. Mosey to the middle
4. Plank until all HIMs are there
5. Run back to previous cone and complete exercise & rep count again
6. Them move to the left and complete reps of new excercise then back to the middle 7. Repeat until cycle is complete
8. Exercises:
– Merkins
– LBCs
– Squats
– Flutter Kicks (2ct)
– Carolina Drydocks
– Big Boys
– Burpees
– Coupon Curls
1. OH Press
2. Pickle Pointers
MARY:
– 10-1 SSH Motivator
– Assorted Core Exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
”It’s fun to do the impossible” – Walt Disney
– We all face challenges that may seem very difficult or even impossible, but know you have the strength to overcome those challenges. – It’s a very fun to beat what you thought you couldn’t do
– So don’t give up, dig in

