Pick Things Up and Put Them Down … Pumpkin Edition

DATE: 2021-10-11
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Lucius
PAX: Brown Bag, Disco, Magoo, sticks, Undertow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH; Cherry Pickers; Wind Mills; Downward Dogs; Cobra Kais; Moroccan Night Clubs; Michael Phelps; Mosey to the Coupons … and Back

THE THANG: The PAX celebrated pumpkin spice latte season by completing a series of fall-themed exercises. Here is a mostly true account of what they accomplished.

PAX rotated through stations, performing: 15x Overhead Pumpkin Presses; AMRAP 60-lb Sandbag Clean and Squats; AMRAP CB Curls.

Relay Races: Bear-Crawl Pumpkin Rolls; Sandbag Carries; CB Farmer Carries. Each PAX completed each relay 2x. While resting, PAX performed rest exercises: Merkins; Squats; Jump Squats; Tempo Merkins; Alternating Shoulder Taps; Overhead Claps.

Coupon Fire Brigade Across Fields, moving all CBs, sandbags, and pumpkins. After returning CBs to their resting place, PAX performed running Pumpkin Rugby Tosses and Running Sandbag Carries.

MARY: 75 x LBCs; 25x Flutter Kicks (IC). You can’t argue with the classics.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grunt and Chad 1000x on the Horizon.

COT: Today we performed a series of exercises using readily available coupons. Sometimes you need to work with what you’ve got. Embrace this as you go through your week.

1492 DORA

DATE: 2021-10-11
AO: Patriot
Q: Bone
PAX: Pop Fly, 2 percent, CableGuy, Lazlo, Big Short, Shake and Bake FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: The usual – except without Rockettes
THE THANG:
ROUND 1: 1492
1x Hand Release Burpee
4x Bonnie Blair’s (every other leg)
9x Sit-ups
2x big jumps forward
Repeat to the 50 yard line
Active Recovery – each PAX called 15 calf raises
ROUND 2: DORA (50yd line & back)
100x Merkins
200x Squats
300x LBCs
ROUND 3: DORA (side line to side line)
50x Dips
100x Step Ups
150x Freddie Mercurys

MARY: flutter kicks, toy soldiers, and something else.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt, cornhole, and and upcoming 2dF event COT: Be Excellent to Each Other

Indian Merkins-run

DATE: 2021-10-09
AO: Freestate
Q: Winston
PAX: Deagle, CashOnly, ShowMe
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
SSH, Swingbilly, Michal Phelps, El Capitan, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
5K Indian Run with 10 merkins at each turn

MARY:
Plank-o-rama, Heels to Heaven, Reverse Crunches, LBCs, Protractor, Flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next Friday rafting!

COT:

Earl is Gone

DATE: 2021-10-08
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Lazlo
PAX: 3 mile, Brown Bag, Disco, Magoo, Mayberry, Old Bay, Poe, sticks FNGs: Attaché, Terminal
COUNT: 11
The QIC kept it simple today. It it’s funny how 100 of just about anything gets pretty hard though…

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs, willie Mayes Hayes, copperhead squats

THE THANG: PAX lined up on goal line. Ran to other end, did 100 of an exercise or until any PAX reached 100, run back. Exercises were: 1) body weight squat
2) American twist
3) merkins
4) monkey humpers
5) flutter kicks IC
6) smurf Jack’s
7) OH claps IC
8) Lunges
9) Superman’s
10) burpees
Burpees done in two teams. One group does 10 while other group holds plank. Working together to get to 100 total.

MARY: leg raises, hello dolly, misspelled millennium, toy soldiers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: beer fest, holiday schedule on Monday

COT: “It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they’re now gone.

I think those things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.” -Ted Lasso, press conference after Earl the dog died

Everyone has challenges in life. Losing a friend or relative, a job, or bumpy relationships. It can be hard to remember at the time, but if you don’t let those things win, it will get better, and make you better for it, and better able to help those around you.