One Hit Wonder

DATE: 2022-09-27
AO: General
Q: Lazlo
PAX: 2 percent, Yardbird, Traveler, Hard Knox, XL, Babel, Moneyball, Fairweather, Jenner, Toolbox, Ice Tea, bogey FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
@jenner and yours truly were talking the other day about how after doing this for 4+ years and so many different Q’s bringing new stuff to the workouts, it’s getting harder to be creative. Challenge accepted. Today we did something different.

WARMUP: Gate was closed, so we did SSH, imperial walkers, Michael Phelps, cherry pickers, Willie Mays Hayes, and downward dog at different stops around the stadium, over the fence, and onto the field, adding 1 burpee per stop, making it up to 6.

THE THANG:
Part 1: Blind Bear Bingo
PAX lined up across the goal line, closed their eyes, and bear crawled, trying to stop at the 10 yard line. For every yard they were off, 1 burpee. Repeat, but this time bear crawling 20 yards.
Then 30.
Then 40. This took us to the opposite goal line.

There may have been some collisions between PAX. But it was dark and there’s no evidence.

Next was Bear Lunge Bingo. Not quite the same ring to it, I know. Same idea, but lunge walking and 1 Bonnie Blair (hard way) per yard of error. We did 10, 20, 30, and 40 yards, taking us back to where we started.

Part 2: Sunday, September 25 was National One Hit Wonder Day. Not a joke.

(https://nationaltoday.com/one-hit-wonder-day/#:~:text=One%2DHit%20Wonder%20Day%20takes,in%20our%20minds%20and%20hearts.)

So the PAX circled up and did an exercise that reminded the QIC of a one hit wonder, for 2 minutes. We stopped the songs there because it was hard, but mainly because some of the songs are unbearable. They were: 1. Bobby Hurley’s (Jump Around; House of Pain)
2. J. Lo’s (Da Butt; E.U.)
3. Monkey Humpers (Somebody’s Watching Me; Rockwell)
4. Calf raises (Don’t Worry Be Happy; Bobby McFerrin)
5. Nolan Ryans (Kung Fu Fighting; Carl Douglas)
6. V-ups (I Touch Myself; Divinyls)
7. Burpees (I Know What Boys Like; The Waitresses)

MARY: Out of time – see V-ups and Nolan Ryans above

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We remembered to do announcements.

COT: The QIC recently saw a video by the Duke women’s basketball coach, Sara Lawson where she talks about handling hard, better. Life is hard. Any sufficiently worthwhile endeavor will be hard. We always think it’s going to get easier. It doesn’t. We just get better at it. If you’re waiting around for life to get easy, it’s always going to seem hard. Work at doing hard, and you can enjoy it. This really resonates to me with what we do at F3. We come out in the morning to put in the work. To encourage each other. To be there and help a brother when things are hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzfZOfNki4

Back to School (aka the sub is hot!)

DATE: 2022-09-27
AO: Freestate
Q: Dungeon Master (Amon)
PAX: Horshack, Butter, Deagle, Winston, CashOnly, ShowMe, Wildcat FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH x 26 IC (count A to Z)
Frankenstein x AtoZ OYO out and back
Plank Jacks x AtoK IC
Mountain Climbers x LtoZ IC
Arm circles – 10 OMC
Windmills x 10 IC
Cherry Pickers x 12 IC

THE THANG:

“Elementary School”
Get coupons
Begin with single-file loop
kindergarten: 12x Jump overs (over coupon), then loop (add skipping) 1st grade: repeat above, 12x curls, then loop (add hopping)
2nd grade: repeat above, add squats (with coupon), then loop (add holding hands) 3rd grade: repeat above, add Bend over row (with coupon), then loop 4th grade: repeat above, add 12x Merkins, then loop, then loop 5th grade: repeat above, add Overhead (with coupon), then loop
5th grade: parent teacher conference… Failed 5th grade, repeat for good measure, recovery loop

“Bropee”
12x Performing a burpee with a partner simultaneously so that on your squat jump up you execute a most excellent high five.

“Guantanamo”
Pax in a circle on their backs heels up. First pax jumps up and pushes the feet down around the circle fighting to keep legs off the ground. Followed by next pax in line then hit the ground legs up when back to your start position until last man finishes the circle.

MARY:
Freddy Mercurys x 15 IC
American Hammer x 10 IC
Plank-o-Rama x 10 IC (front, right, front, left, front)
Flutters x AtoJ IC
Scissors x LtoZ IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
10/1 road clean up

COT:
Discussion on visible and invisible damage to children during the pandemic – educationally, socially, emotionally

Monday Night Ruckers

DATE: 2022-09-26
AO: Mor-Ruck-Ing
Q: Mincemeat
PAX: Blip, Stewie, Raven, Tron, Yellow Jacket
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
6 pax headed out to Broad Run to cover 4.6 miles in 1:23:25. We kept up a good pace, got lost once, and splashed through the Run on the way out and back. No coupons except a sledgehammer, which had to stand in for our flag.

Ultimate Frisbee and the Traveling Adjudicators

DATE: 2022-09-26
AO: Highlands
Q: citrus
PAX: Jag, Speedo, Hightower
FNGs: Touche, FNG Ultimate
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, pumpkin pickers, IW, hillbillies, merkins, downward dog, world’s greatest stretch.

THE THANG: Traveling Adjudicator had YHC leading the PAX around the entire Highlands compound by mosey, bear crawl, crawl bear, walking lunges, and karaoke. At each station one PAX proposed an exercise, while the leader from the previous station adjudicated whether said exercise was harder or easier than 5 burpees. If harder, we did the proposed exercise. If easier, we did 5 burpees. Harder exercises included: * Crawl bear up the staircase
* 5 merkins+pullups+squats on the playground
* 10 derkins on the park benches
* Suicides
* A new exercise invented by Touché – the Getup-Burpee (the Gurpee?)

Followed up with a rousing game of ultimate frisbee, whereby FNG (soon to be named “Ultimate”) exerted his dominance on the rest of the PAX. Burpee penalty if the frisbee hit the ground, plus a Mary-like exercise led by any team that scored.

MARY: See above.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt is 11/12 – need Qs.

COT: @roadkill talked about stepping outside his “faith history” to learn more about another religion. At their core, our faiths likely have more in common than they have differences – take some time to learn what others are about.