Not as Uncomfortable as a Colonoscopy

DATE: 2023-05-23
AO: Atlantis
Q: Deflator
PAX: Infinity, Rogue, Bratwurst
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Arm Circle Squat; Imperial Walkers; Silent Side Straddle Hops (3 burpee penalty); Copper Head Squats; Beast Merkins THE THANG: Mosey to th stadium, indian run along the way with a 2 Merkin Drop

Perform pyramid (5-10-15-10-5 reps) pairs with the following exercises at the top and bottom:

Merkins – Squats
Alt Shoulder Taps – SS Hops
Mountain Climbers – Overhead Claps
Bird Dogs – Jump Squats (5-10-5 only)

On the way back stop and do a pyramid of dips
MARY: Arm Direction Flutter Kicks; American Hammers; Starfish Side Planks each side ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP in Annapolis on Saturday
COT: Take Care of Yourself!

Legal vs Moral obligations

DATE: 2023-05-23
AO: General
Q: Obadiah
PAX: citrus, Fairweather, Lazlo, 2 percent, Hard Knox, Toolbox, Booking FNGs: Century mark – welcome!
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: Imperial walkers, rockettes, arm circles, cherry pickers, WMH, downdog, cobra Kai, mtn climbers, worlds greatest stretch THE THANG:
3 rounds of Quinn Brenton WOD
50 yard Bear crawl
50 yard – 5 broad jumps pause for 3 burpees back to start lIne 50 IC SSH

Some men would quit right there because arguably we had met the law when including two rounds from the previous week. But not us, oh no, we did two more rounds to complete the 5 round beat down, morally required. MARY: did not happen
ANNOUNCEMENTS: nantano ceremony Wednesday night, dads camp, murph, check slack
COT: not enough to just meet the letter of the law, just doing the bare minimum isn’t enough. We should purpose to go above and beyond, sacrifice time, money, self and in so doing, being a blessing we cannot fully appreciate.

Murph ready while making sushi

DATE: 2023-05-23
AO: Delphi
Q: Doodles
PAX: Rambler, Peanuts, Nano, El Niño, Rocket, Juneau
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Cherry pickers, Willy Mays, down dog, World’s greatest stretch, arm circles, hand and tricep stretches, fellowship lap.
THE THANG: With Cindy we did 25 curls, 50 yd Farmer Carry with your’s and partner’s cindys while partner completes 25 merkins, back with partner together to do 25 squats with cindy then Mosey lap stopping to do 5 Burpees at each corner of the field. Repeat the above 4 times with breaks in between doing wall sits, Mike Tysons, and Donkey Kicks on the wall. MARY: WW1s and Supermans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph next monday, Dad’s camp, Coronation Day tomorrow for Nantano at Solace Brewery 7pm
COT: Schedule time to be not scheduled. Take time to be at peace each day – read a book, pick weeds or just sit on the porch. Find time to reflect on the bigger picture and resting your soul.

The Ultimate 52 Card Pick Up

DATE: 2023-05-23
AO: Freestate
Q: Horshack
PAX: Butter, Deagle, Wildcat, FIFA
FNGs: Brony, Dilemma, Mumford,
COUNT: 8
Warm Up

SSH x 25 IC

Imperial Walkers x 17 IC

Shoulder Taps x 15 IC

Mountain Climbers x 12 IC

High Knees x 30 IC

Monkey Humpers x 13 IC

LONG COUNT Willie Mays Hayes x 8 IC

Twistees x 5 in each direction

Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

The Thang:

52 Card Pick up: Rotate PAX selecting a card from one of four suits and q’ing the exercise for 15 minutes (goal is to complete 15 or more cards):

Cardio (Hearts)

Upper Body (Diamonds)

Legs (Spades)

Core (Clubs)

Ultimate: Go to field and split PAX into two teams (give one team a uniform; if there is an odd number of PAX, designate one as permanent offense)

Play for 15 minutes

Team who scores 2 burpees; team who gets scored upon 5 burpees

Team who scores goes on defense and throws to the opposite team

Mary:

Leg Lift Rosalitas x 15 IC

Box Cutters x 10 each direction IC

Plank-o-rama x 10-10-10-10-10 IC

Freddie Mercuries x 15 IC

Rodeo Flutters 10 Clockwise Outlaws -10 Flutter (short and fast) -10 CCW Outlaws -10 Flutters (long and slow)

Announcements

Nats Game this Thursday – There are still tickets available in our rows (Section 136 Rows J&K). Meet at my place at 3p for those who want a ride (and are OK splitting the parking costs)

Last Adopt-A-Road before going on summer break will be on June 3rd

COT

Article: Why I Stopped Working With Busy People | Marissa Bracke |

Busy is different from having a lot going on . . . when people describe themselves as “busy” – they describe an emotional state, a feeling.

You can’t solve busy – no matter how much one streamlines their processes or delegates, etc. – because the feeling of busy will remain the perception, but just with a different set tasks. It’s a steady state.

We use the word “busy” as a cop out. We use it as an automatic response to things we want to avoid or don’t want to deal with.

Instead, find people who like to fill their day with attention focused on the right stuff – the stuff that gives them energy and makes them light up.

Try not using the word busy for three days – and you may be surprised to learn how often you resort to that word, and what a plethora of emotions and activities it’s covering

Notta car in sight

DATE: 2023-05-22
AO: Mondaynightruckers
Q: Stewie
PAX: Raven, Dropkick, Jetstream, Tron, Phaedrus
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: nope
THE THANG: From the lot, took a deep dive into the evening Gloom surrounding Silver Lake. Sandbag swap on the mile, but Dropkick especially enjoyed being under load and brought her home for the final 2miles like a boss! The Q is now contemplating the need for more sandbags. MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Murph next week!
-2.0 beatdown resched tbd once everyone gets back into town to discuss. -Watch the channel for a Saturday ruck in Sky Meadows, sometime in June. COT:
Words of wisdom and prayers.