Chuck Norris Workout

DATE: 2022-03-26
AO: Farm
Q: Infinity
PAX: Matthew – Running Man, Louis, Chile, Gekko (Keith Capp) FNGs: Buzz (2.0)
COUNT: 6
WarmUp: SSHs, Squats, Don Quixote, Beet Pickers, Rockettes, Michael Phelps, Merkins, and Mosey.

The Thang:
4 Rounds of the Following:
60m Sprint
10 Chuck Norris Push-ups (aka, Knerkins)
10 American Hammers IC
10 Squat Kicks IC
Chuck Norris fact (see below)

4 Rounds of the Following:
20m of Roundhouse Kicks
Karate stance, L leg fwd: R Punch, L Jab, R Uppercut, R Knee x 10 Karate stance, R leg fwd: L Punch, R Jab, L Uppercut, L Knee x 10 Chuck Norris fact (see below)

2 Rounds of the Following:
20m Standing Long Jumps
10 Break Dancers
20m Bear Crawls
CDDs
Chuck Norris fact (see below)

Chuck Norris Facts:
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—three times.
They once named a street after him, but they had to rename it. No one dared cross Chuck Norris! How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World of Records. Bigfoot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris was exposed to COVID-19. The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

Mary: Australian Snow Angels, Sweat Angels, Reverse Plank Hold, Reverse Merkins, and Elbow Plank hold.

CoT: “A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” – Chuck Norris

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