Ted Lazlo?

DATE: 2021-09-22
AO: Patriot
Q: Lazlo
PAX: 2 percent, CableGuy, citrus, Fish Fry, Infinity, Jag, Jenner, Lucius, Maj. Payne, Rocketman, Spokes, Wedding Singer FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, hillbillies, Michael Phelps, cherry pickers, copperhead squats, tempo merkins, fellowship lap

THE THANG: the PAX were given a movement and two exercises to do until a two minute timer ran out.

Round 1: run to the 20, 10 merkins, run backwards to the start, 10 jump squats, repeato.

Round 2: Carioca to the 20, 10 smurf Jack’s, Carioca back, 10 WWIs, repeato.

Round 3: lunge to the 10, 3 kraken burpees, reverse lunge to start, 10 calf raises, repeato.

Round 4: bear crawl to the 10, left oblique crunch, crawl bear back, right oblique crunch, repeato.

Round 5: duck walk to the 10, 3 EBD burpees, walk duck back, 10 OH claps IC, repeato.

Round 6: shuffle to 20, 5 Bonnie Blair’s the hard way, shuffle back, 10 Dry docks, repeato.

Intermission: Ricky Bobby lap.

Lightning round: staying in one place, PAX did the exercises, no movement, for 1 minute each.

MARY: 10 x toy soldiers, 10 x WWIs, 10 x American hammers. Repeato x 3.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the grunt is coming up in November.

COT: a wise man once said, “I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.” -Ted Lasso.

And nobody in the circle this morning was alone. Nor is anyone reading this from the fart sack. We come out to make each other stronger physically. But we are also there when you need someone to lean on. Not just moving furniture, but when we really have shit to deal with. I know nobody needs to be told to be there for your brother. But a lot of us need to be reminded that it’s ok to ask for help. That’s what we’re here for.