Grinches vs Elves

Dec. 4, 2018

QIC:  Fish Fry
The Scene:  34 degrees, and sloppy wet.  Definitely not weather for a Fish Fry Q.

Pax:  Fish Fry, Shark Week, Bone, Jenner, Elvis, Apollo, 2%, Maj. Payne, Brown Bag, Lucius, Speedo, Sticks

Warm Up:    YHC doesn’t care too much for wet cold, so the warm up was really about getting warm.  To that end, the warmup was SSH, Mountain Climbers, Mosey, Forward Lunge Arm Raise Stretch, Mosey, Mummy Kicks, Mosey, Calf Stretches on the Fence.  Some mumblechatter was picked up regarding Mummy Kicks.  Some may not be aware of the throwback to Shaun T and the Insanity workouts.  That exercise is a classic.  But I digress.

The Thang:  Today’s workout centered on feats of strength between Elves and Grinches.  The rules are simple.  A total of 10 cones were available.  The first die roll selected the exercise.  The second die roll determined how many sets of the selected exercise must be performed.  For each number of sets your team complete based upon the 2nd die roll, take an equal number of cones, which could mean that you take cones from your opponent’s stack.   More mumblechatter was had about having to do math in the morning and complications, but YHC powered through.

Games were done in 3 rounds.

Round 1 (First die chooses exercise, second die is multiplier time reps)

1st Die Roll Exercises
1 6 Single Leg Bonnie Blairs X 2nd die roll
2 5 Jump Squats X 2nd die roll
3 3 Jump Frogs X 2nd die roll
4 10 yards walking lunges X 2nd die roll
5 4 bronco busters X 2nd die roll
6 5 Bobby Hurleys X 2nd die roll

Round 2

1st Die Roll Exercises
1 5 Merkins X 2nd die roll
2 5 Carolina Dry Docks X 2nd die roll
3 10 dips X 2nd die roll
4 1 Walt Disney World Merkin (aka Mickey Mouse Merkin) (Wide -Diamond-Wide) X 2nd die roll
5 10 Randy’s (4 count) (see backblast from Deflator) X 2nd die roll
6 10 air presses X 2nd die roll

Final Round

1st Die Roll Exercises
1 1 Muscle Maker X 2nd die roll
2 10 yards travelling burpees X 2nd die roll
3 ultimate push ups (inch worm to merkin, wide, hand release, diamond, dry dock and back up) X 2nd die roll
4 5 helicopters X 2nd die roll
5 5 groiners X 2nd die roll
6 5 merkins X 2nd die roll
7 3 burpees X 2nd die roll
8 5 mountain climbers in cadence X 2nd die roll
9 Dwight Howards across the soccer goal X 2nd die roll
10 5 donkey kicks X 2nd die roll
11 5 star jumps X 2nd die roll
12 20 SSH X 2nd die roll

In the end, the Grinches won the game, which means there will be no Christmas this year.

Mary:  A quick round of Mary was had with Flutter Kicks and Toy Soldiers

COT:  One of the themes of Advent is the Kingdom breaking through.  While parts of it are here, the Kingdom is not fully here and things are not yet as they should be and will ultimately be in the last days.  We have a role in bringing the Kingdom into the world through how we acts in our various callings.  When we work our jobs well for the good of the world, or create good families, or promote harmony in relationships, we are breaking through.  We are to be about something bigger than ourselves and making the world better where we can.

Tour de Patriot

November 25, 2019

AO: The Patriot

QIC: JAG

The PAX: Poe, Sticks, Shark Week, Bone, Sunshine, Maj. Payne, Elvis, Brown Bag, Jenner, Fish Fry, Lucius, Lazlo and FNG Mayberry.

Warm-Up: Side-Straddle Hops; Musclemakers; Imperial Walkers; Musclemakers; Itty-Bitty Arm Circles; Musclemakers; Cherry Pickers; Musclemakers; Windmills; Musclemakers

The Thang: The PAX took a fellowship lap around the track and up and down the home side bleachers.  The PAX then did a Bear Crawl across the field, completed an Al Gore, and Crab Walked back to the far hash mark.

The PAX continued their tour by moseying over to the school’s “amphitheater” to complete Derkins, Box Jumps and Dips.  They performed a Crawl Bear up the stairs to execute two sets of Australian Merkins and a Plank.   The tour resumed with a Mt. Everest walk behind the school and another Plank.  The PAX then performed Repeater Knees and Incline Merkins at the baseball field.  Finally, they completed their tour of The Patriot with Suicides at the football field that included Burpees and Squats.

Mary:  Flutterkicks, Speedbikes, Penguin Crunches and LBCs.

COT:  Upon declaring Thanksgiving a national holiday in 1863, President Lincoln said: “The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. . . . To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. . . . No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. ”  As we give thanks on Thursday, let us remember that this should not be an annual exercise, but a regular one.  Aye!

T.U.R.K.E.Y.

November 28, 2019

AO: #thehighlands

QIC: @JAG

The PAX: @Maj. Payne; @Toolbox

Warm-Up Appetizers: Side-Straddle Hops; Inchworm Merkins; Imperial Walkers; Hands Release Merkins; Windmills; Diamond Merkins; Cherry Pickers; Wide Merkins; Seal Claps; and Carolina Dry Docks.

The Thang Main Course: After the appetizers, the PAX moseyed to the field to enjoy some T.U.R.K.E.Y.  This consisted of generous portions of Turkish Get Ups, Up Downs, Russian Twists, Knerkins, (Mt.) Everests, and Y-Holds (Supermans with the arms held out in a Y-position), with midfield sprints in between as palate cleaners.  The PAX were thankful.

The PAX then got an early start on Black Friday by moseying to the Pentagon City mall to enjoy the side dishes that Toolbox and Maj. Payne brought to share.  The PAX had just finished the Major’s freshly-prepared Merkin Mountain when the mall’s security force arrive to defend the hallowed grounds.  Words were exchanged.

Okay, one guard asked us to leave.  Discretion being the better part of valor, the PAX complied with the guard’s request and wished her a Happy Thanksgiving.  We returned to the field for

Mary Dessert: flutterkicks, speedbike and WWIs.

COT:  As we give thanks for the blessings in our lives later today, let us not overlook that we are also blessed with the opportunity to have a positive impact on others.

Group Dynamics

AO:  The Patriot

QIC: Lucius

THE PAX: 

Bone; Brown Bag; JAG; Jenner; Lazlo; Maj. Payne; Mayberry; Prenup; Shark Week; TÏesto; Sunshine

THE WARM UP:

SSH; Mosey; Imperial Walkers; Mosey; LBACs; Mosey; LBACs; Mosey; Moroccan Nightclubs; Mosey; Cherry Pickers; Merkins; Downward Dog; 1x Burpee

THE THANG:

Station-to-Station: The PAX split into four-man teams, then moved through exercise stations, including:  2 x Over-the-Fence Sandbag Clean and Toss;  1 x CB Farmer’s Carry; 1 x Overhead CB Carry; 1 x Balls-to-the-Wall challenge; 1 x Build-an-8-Count (5 x Merkins; 5 x Plank Jacks; 5 x BWS; 5 x 8-count Body Builders); 2 x Sandbag Pull-Thru; 4 x Four Flights of CB Carry.  All exercises performed with a smile on the PAX’s faces.

Bear-i-Cides:  The PAX assembled on the goal line for a 150-yard bear-crawl suicide,  bear crawling to the 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50 yard lines, running back to the goal line, then performing a convergence rest exercise to pick up the six.  Rest exercises included 10x BWS, Plank Jacks, Merkins, Al Gores, Plank.

THE MARY: 

Round-Robin Abs including Flutter Kicks; Speed Bike; Toy Soldiers; LBCs; & MLBCs (More LBCs)

THE COT: 

Today’s exercises emphasized moving as a team and picking up the six.  We finished what we started as a group, leaving no man behind.  As we enter the holiday season, do not forget to support, motivate, and check in with your friends, family, and F3 brothers.

Black Friday Madness

AO: The Patriot

QIC: Maj Payne
The PAX: 
Sunshine

Mayberry
Bambino
Jag
5 PAX assembled this Black Friday in the gloom for some shopping madness. It was a bit complicated, but all prevailed and received an appropriate beatdown. Here what happened:
WU: 
15 x SSH
15 x IW
15 x BWS
15 x Merkins
The Thang: Mosey to the center of the field where the shopping PAX gathered for instructions. YHC scrawled exercises onto cards and dispersed them across the field at each hash mark spanning out from the 50 yard line (40, 30, 20, 10 and goal line): mountain climbers, BWS, Merkins, jump squats, Bonnie Blairs, burpees, hand release Merkins, double Merkin burpees, triple Merkin burpees, 4x4s.
PAX split into two teams, and then bear crawled out to gather the exercise cards. This is the shopping portion of the Black Friday beatdown.
Once PAX recovered all exercise cards back at the 50, it was time to wrap gifts. PAX paired exercise cards with two playing cards from a card deck to form a complete package. Playing cards designated the number of reps per exercise.
Additionally, teams had two “Double Discount” cards they could add to two of the 10 packages. Double Discount cards, if included in a package, would mean that receiving team must complete the exercises they gave AND received. Presenting team would mosey back and forth across the field from sideline to sideline while opposing team knocked out all exercises. If both teams gave a Double Discount to each other simultaneously, they would cancel each other out.
The PAX next exchanged gifts with enthusiasm. It’s not clear exactly what happened, although YHC does remember being a recipient of a Double Discount treat fairly early on that included 16 x 4x4s and 13 x burpees, and then blacking our for the remainder of the beatdown. Time always flies quickly during these, and Black Friday shopping was no exception.
No time for Mary.
COT: Only in America do we trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for all we already have. Yes, it’s crazy. Be thankful today and all days that despite its craziness, we live in the best country in the world. Go out and continue to make it better in all you do!
Aye!