Samurai Hammer Noodles

Date: 2026-05-20
AO: Ignite
Q: Legacy ,
PAX: Rim Fire, East Wing, Kodak, Goldfish, Legacy, Hobbyhorse FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: ssh, imp w, hill Billy mt dew, Willy Mayes area, Phelps, rve, mor nightclub, down dog

THE THANG: The first rule of Samurai Hammer Noodles is we don’t talk about Samurai Hammer Noodles. IFYKYK!

MARY: not needed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: summer pop up, beatdown 6:30 pm; beeroteria 7:15 pm See the_night_owl; national cadre terrapin-station Friday 5/29; CSAUPs Galore!

COT: we aren’t here to compete with each other — it’s you vs. you. Congratulations on pushing yourself; pushing yourself is hard, which is why a lot of guys don’t do it

55 down, many more to go!

Date: 2026-05-20
AO: Compound
Q: Gherkin ,
PAX: Skidoos, Gherkin, Roddick, Poe, citrus, Concierge
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP
SSH, IWs, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Cherry twists, Willie Mays Hays, down dog, worlds greatest stretch

THE THANG –
Mosey to the garage.
Murph Prep
– 3 stations – pull ups, merkins, squats
– 15 seconds per station, 5 second rest between stations
– 15 rounds
F3 SPEED Cornhole
Rules:
– Break into teams.
– The throw line is 10 yards from the exercise line and the boards are 7 yards from the throw line.
– All PAX begin performing the first exercise of Set A while one PAX from each team bear crawls from exercise line to the throw line, throws 4 bags, notes his score, picks up all 4 of his bags, drops them at the throw line and runs back to his team.
– As each team’s thrower returns to throwing, that team moves on to the next exercise in the set and the second pax repeats the process.
– The process is repeated until a team has scored 21 or more. (3 points for bags through the hole, 1 point for each bag on the board, learners are 0). – Rotate through exercise sets.
– Both teams do burpees equal to the number of points they lost by Exercises:
Set A – Shoulder Taps, Mucho Leggos, Toy Soldiers
Set B -Burpees, Bobby Hurleys, Plank Jacks
Set C – Hand Release Merkins, Squats, Low Plank

MARY
J Los, Flutter kicks, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS
– Pop-up AO with post beerateria this summer on Thursday nights in Arlington. . Check the #the_night_owl channel. – The Murph Challenge Memorial Day Monday at George Mason
– Boneathon Saturday May 31st – sign up so Bone can make you a t-shirt – Convergence is the first Saturday of June (6th) – 0700 at Roosevelt Island. COT
– YHC’s 55th birthday is today.
– As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that not all friendships are equal. The best people to surround yourself with are people who celebrate your progress, challenge your thinking, and push you to be your best self—even when it’s uncomfortable.
– Good friends support you, but the best friends stretch you. They’ll call you out when you’re slacking, not to tear you down, but because they believe you’re capable of more. They’re the ones who clap the loudest when you win. They’ll push you to apply for the job you don’t think you’re qualified for. They’ll remind you of who you are when you forget.
– I want to surround myself with people who inspire me—people who make me want to level up, not just fit in. That’s why I love F3 – leave no man behind and leave no man where you found him. Thanks for coming out and motivating me.

The Bullpen

Date: 2026-05-20
AO: The Bullpen
Q: Peloton ,
PAX: Trolley, Peloton, Bob Vila
FNGs: 1 Bob Vila
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
– 10 SSH
– 5 Burpees
– 8 SSH
– 5 Burpees
– 6 SSH
– 5 Burpees
– 4 SSH
– 5 Burpees
– 2 SSH
– 5 Burpees
– Don Quixote’s
– WMH
– Stretch OYO

THE THANG:
mosey to upper ball field
– Lunge walk to ends of infield
– 10 merkins
– Bear crawl to edge of infield past second
– 20 Merkins
– Lunge walk to edge of infield beyond third
– 30 merkins
– Crabwalk to home
– 40 Carolina dry docks
mosey to pavilion
– 10 dips (3 sets)
– 10 Bulgarian squats (left leg – 3 sets)
– 10 Bulgarian squats (right leg – 3 sets)
Mosey to lower field
– karaoke right around bases
– Karaoke left around bases
– Wall sit 30 seconds
– 30 squats
– Wall sit 20 seconds
– 20 squats
– Wall sit 10 seconds
– 10 squats
mosey back to pavilion

MARY:
– LBCs
– Major paynes
– Captain Thors

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Murphy Monday at Mason

COT:
– shared the poem “Hard Work” with the men and then we named our FNG Joe – aka Bob Vila.

Sweating at the Farm

Date: 2026-05-20
AO: The Farm
Q: Lumbergh ,
PAX: Trilogy, Lumbergh, Firehead
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Don Quixotes
– Beat Pickers
– Arm circles
– Mosey around the triangle and field
THE THANG:
– Merkins – 25
– Imperial Walkers – 25
– T-Claps – 25
– Lung Walk to midfield
– Dips – 25
– Derkins – 20
– Squats – 50
– SSH – 30
– Mosey
– Merkins – 25
– Imperial Walkers – 25
– T-Claps – 25
– Lung Walk to midfield
– Dips – 25
– Derkins – 20
– Squats – 50
– SSH – 30
– Mosey
MARY:
– LBCs
– Flutter Kicks
– Side crunches
– Dirty dogs
– American Hammers
– Rosalitas
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Firehead has Q Friday

COT:
I’ve been sick and/or traveling for the past 2 weeks and felt lazy and not myself. This partly due to being sick but also because I was missing this (F3). Hoping to get back out consistently.