Spartan 2500

DATE: 2022-11-11
AO: Sparta
Q: Pop Fly
PAX: Nano, Gadget, Zeus, Doodles, Rambler, Peanuts
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSHs, Lunges, Squats, Mikey Phelps, Rockettes
THE THANG:
– Gadget was off Burpeeing for a good cause
– The ret performed the Spartan 2500
Ladder of exercises / Partner runs to the 50yd line and back each time 1 round: Cross Over Merkins (w/ Coupon)
2 rounds: Squats (w/ Coupon)
3 rounds: Kettlebell Swings (w/ Coupon)
4 rounds: Sit Ups (w/ Coupon)
5 rounds: Bicep Curls (w/ Coupon)
4 rounds: American Hammers (w/ Coupon)
3 rounds: Overhead Press (w/ Coupon)
2 rounds: Lunges (w/ Coupon)
1 round: Incline Merkins (w/ Coupon)

MARY: No need

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grunt, 2F next Wednesday, Turkey Trot

COT: For another perspective, not all Veterans appreciate when people thank them for their service. Oftentimes all they hear and see is someone who decided Service was for ‘someone else’ and not them. It also puts them on the spot and makes them say ‘thank you’, or ‘no problem’, when they weren’t looking to be in that position in the first place. I offer this for a different perspective

Tabata in the rain

DATE: 2022-11-11
AO: Farm
Q: Sparky
PAX: Chile, Infinity
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: imperial Walkers, SSH, arm circles, neck rolls, beet pickers, WMH, Mozy THE THANG: Tabata-
1. Squats
2. Shoulder press
3. Monkey humpers
4. Plank
5. Jump squats
6. Wall sits
7. Mercans 100 count

MARY:
– Rosalina
– Flutter kicks
– American hammer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: event tomorrow. Infinity driving

COT: Lincoln’s speech on Veterans

With malice toward none with charity for all,with firmness, in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in to bind up the nations wounds to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow and his orphan to do which may achieve and cherish, adjust in lasting peace among ourselves, and with all nations

If I could save time in a bottle

DATE: 2022-11-10
AO: Olympus
Q: Peanuts
PAX: Rambler, Juneau, Rollingstone, Nano, Obadiah, Zeus
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Juneau
THE THANG: A 3 hour tour. Mosey to the road, 15x Merkins. Hill sprint coupled with Al Gores and Planks. Squats. Rinse and repeat – somewhat. Added some seal claps and shoulder stuff for Nano. Even did a a nice Moroccan Nightclub beat for Rambler and Juneau. Found the library and wanted to return my overdue library books. Librarian charges a hefty fine – 70x dips, 70x calf raises and 70x step ups. Mosey to Pop Fly’s house for some Mary on the move – continue journey until back at LBSS track for some simmer and burn. MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grunt, Turkey Trot
COT: Build the foundation for the next generation. Trust the process. Shout out to the Pax for picking up my slack – you know.

Mini-Murph and Step Ups

DATE: 2022-11-09
AO: Aerie
Q: Rocketman
PAX: Lonestar, Yellow Jacket, Tron
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Standard warmups
THE THANG:

Mini-Murph, Cindy style.

For Time
400 meter Run (track once or football field 1.5 times)

Then, 5 Rounds of:
10 Pull-Ups (bent over rows)
20 Push-Ups
30 Air Squats

Then, complete:
400 meter Run

Afterwards:

Step-ups in prep for CHAD1000X.

MARY: big boi situps
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1 year anniversary Friday!
Thanksgiving Ruck Monday!
CHAD1000X next Wednesday!

COT:

Anxiety in a man’s heart weighs him down, but a good word makes him glad. Proverbs 12:25 ESV

Wildcount

DATE: 2022-11-10
AO: Freestate
Q: Wildcat
PAX: Deagle, Winston, ShowMe
FNGs: Brony
COUNT: 5
Warmup:
Side-Straddle-Hop: x 25 IC
Swingbillies: x 15 IC
Arm circles/Chinooks: x 10/5/5/10 IC
Cherry Pickers: x 15 IC
Mountain Climbers: x 15 IC
Plank Jacks: x 15 IC
Hairy Rockettes: x 15 IC
Windmills: x 15 IC

Mosey to grab coupons

The Thang: 4 rounds of:

5+ Merkins OYO
10+ Overhead Coupon Presses OYO
10+ Coupon Rowers OYO
5+ Burpees OYO
10+ Coupon Curls OYO
10+ Coupon Squats OYO

(The time it took YHC to complete the minimum number of reps was the timer for each exercise – PAX could accelerate the number. On the last round, the timer was either YHC or the PAX who got to twice that number first.)

2 Moseys around basketball court in between each round (w/ karaokes, high skips, and high knees)

Mosey to return coupons

Mary:
Freddie Mercury x 15 IC
LBCs x 10 IC
Flutters x 10 IC
Plankorama/Nolan Ryans: 10/10/10/10 IC
X Factors x 12 IC

COT/Announcements: On Election day, I worked the polls and had to leave my phone off from 5:45 am to 10:00 pm. I had serious withdrawal, SERIOUS withdrawal, but it was actually kind of pleasant to spend an entire day just helping people vote, without being able to obsess over internet discussions of politics. While I certainly want to take whatever action I can to stop or slow the decline and willful destruction of America and western civilization, maybe I (we?) should spend more time focusing on the people and things around us IRL that we can actually affect or change, and less time pointlessly surfing the web and scrolling through Twitter angsting about the things we have very little control over. Then, maybe we’ll have more good days, like I had on Tuesday, with real people doing real things.

The Grunt is Saturday, 7:00 am, at the Lincoln Memorial. I and a few others will be going down separately (for various reasons), but we’ll try to organize a clown car for anybody who is able/wants to carpool.