F3 on Ice: The Musical

DATE: 2022-01-10
AO: Patriot
Q: citrus
PAX: citrus, CableGuy, Lazlo, Booking, Jag, My Space, Shake and Bake, Spokes, Wedding Singer, sticks FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
The turf field was an absolute hockey rink, so we refamiliarized ourselves with the surrounding neighborhood. Which also had ice. But not as much.

WARMUP: SSH, IW, hillbillies, little baby arm circles, WMH, WMH 2.0s.

THE THANG:

PART 1: Mosey to parking lot on side of school – Lt. Dans (1 squat + 4 lunges) up to 6/24

PART 2: Mosey to parking lot by indoor pool – 50 burpees, and run a lap every time someone hits 25

PART 3: Mosey to hill – split into 2 groups. 4 rounds of alternating hill sprints and shoulder taps/tuck jumps (10/12/14/16 reps)

PART 4: Mosey to covered area – ring of fire: group alternates step ups and incline merkins while each PAX does a lap up the stairs and down the ramp. Or while each PAX runs some random, different route.

MARY: Flutter kicks, LBCs, penguin taps.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: ARC on Feb 19; training trucks led by HT on Sunday mornings at #social-distance

COT:

On a recent vacation, I went to the hotel gym to work out, and there was a yoga class about to start. I asked the instructor if this would be too much with a tweaked muscle, and he said, “This is hotel yoga. You’ll be fine”.

As he was leading us through it, he commented, “This is about celebrating what you CAN do, not punishing yourself for what you CAN’T do”.

Remember:

1. This is not a competitive sport. Show up, even if you have excuses.
2. Do what you can. Don’t do what you can’t. But participate, and feel good about it no matter what you do.

Interval Ruck

DATE: 2022-01-09
AO: Mor-Ruck-Ing
Q: Hightower
PAX: Pep Talk, Bone, Old Bay, CableGuy, Disco, Faceplant, Hightower, Infinity, Madoff, Rambler, swish, Yardbird, Sunshine FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
Mosey to Army recruiting parking lot for continued warmups and stretches.

THE THANG:
Ruck 4 miles with 4 stops: movement between stops is Ruckie Bobby. Stop 1: 40 air squats, 20 ruck swings, 10 merkins, 5 burpees Stop 2: 40 air squats, 20 ruck swings, 10 merkins, 5 burpees
Stop 3: partner travers across pedestrian bridge, either partner bear crawl or rifle carry, alternating as necessary Stop 4: PAX ring of Fire. Each PAX delivered their own beatdown of choice.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Feb 19, 2022 ARC. Look for sign up and more details posted on #mother-rucking

COT:
Infinity delivered fine group prayer

A very positive run…

DATE: 2022-01-08
AO: Freestate
Q: Winston
PAX: Horshack, CashOnly, Butter, Deagle
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
25 SSH IC
Arm circles 4×10 ic
10 shoulder taps ic
10 mirkins ic
10 shoulder taps ic
10 Carolina dry docks ic
15 wind mills ic
El capitans 10 out/back
15 cherry pickers ic

THE THANG:
3.5 mile run

MARY:
25 LBC ic
25 X factors ic
Plank o rama 15 count ic
25 flutters ic

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Deagle is a very positive guy…

COT:
Praying for the missing woman from Bethesda…

Intro Ruck

DATE: 2022-01-08
AO: Aerie
Q: Rocketman
PAX: Chasqui, Renaissance
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:

SSH, Michael Phelps, burpees

THE THANG:

3.3 mile ruck with weights and “the baby”. Weighted squats, merkins, burpees, etc.

MARY:

Stretches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

ARC in Feb! Saturdays are going to be prep days.
Jan 22 is the next planned 2.0 friendly workout.

COT:

All throughout the ruck + coffeeteria afterwards. Talked a little about disrupting our families in a good way and how we’re teaching our kids about thankfulness and gratitude.

Parking Lot Fun

DATE: 2022-01-08
AO: Farm
Q: Infinity
PAX: Gekko (Keith Capp), Matthew – Running Man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WarmUp: SSHs, Don Quixotes, Cherry Pickers, Michael Phelps, Copperhead Squats, and 10-1 Motivators.

The Thang: Parking Lot Fun
>From the end of one row of parking spaces:
Bear Crawl forward 2 spaces
1 Burpee
Bear Crawl forward 2 spaces
2 Burpees
Etc. until reach end of parking spaces
>From the far end of the row of parking spaces:
Walking Lunge forward 2 spaces
1 Star Jump
Walking Lunge forward 2 spaces
2 Star Jumps
Etc. until reach end of parking spaces
>From the end of one row of parking spaces:
Crawl Bear 2 spaces
1 Merkin
Crawl Bear 2 spaces
2 Merkins
Etc. until reach end of parking spaces
>From the far end of the row of parking spaces:
Reverse Walking Lunge 1 space
1 Squat
Walking Lunge 1 space
2 Squats
Etc. until reach end of parking spaces

Mosey to the picnic shelter
45-sec Wall Sit

Mary: Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, and Side Crunches.

CoT: Much has been said and written in recent years about the challenges of men and boys. A sampling of book titles, for example, includes Why There Are No Good Men Left, The Demise of Guys, The End of Men, Why Boys Fail, and Manning Up. Interestingly, most of these seem to have been written by women. In any case, a common thread running through these analyses is that in many societies today men and boys get conflicting and demeaning signals about their roles and value in society.

The author of Manning Up characterized it this way: “It’s been an almost universal rule of civilization that whereas girls became women simply by reaching physical maturity, boys had to pass a test. They needed to demonstrate courage, physical prowess, or mastery of the necessary skills. The goal was to prove their competence as protectors of women and children; this was always their primary social role. Today, however, with women moving ahead in an advanced economy, provider husbands and fathers are now optional, and the character qualities men had needed to play their role—fortitude, stoicism, courage, fidelity—are obsolete and even a little embarrassing.”

In their zeal to promote opportunity for women, something we applaud, there are those who denigrate men and their contributions. They seem to think of life as a competition between male and female—that one must dominate the other, and now it’s the women’s turn. Some argue that a career is everything and marriage and children should be entirely optional—therefore, why do we need men? In too many Hollywood films, TV and cable shows, and even commercials, men are portrayed as incompetent, immature, or self-absorbed. This cultural emasculation of males is having a damaging effect.

It cannot be this way with us. We have an essential role to play in society, at home, and in the Church. We must be men that women can trust, that children can trust, and that God can trust. These days, we cannot afford to have men who are drifting. We cannot afford husbands and fathers who fail to provide leadership in the home. We cannot afford to have those who waste their strength in pornography or spend their lives in cyberspace. Brethren, we have work to do.
(Adapted from a talk given by D. Todd Christofferson during the October 2012 General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)