The General

Date: 2026-07-21
AO: The General
Q: Hard Knox ,
PAX: Flux, Goldfish, Hard Knox, Trademark, Robo, Tariff, Prestige, Hops, Lazlo, Gherkin, citrus FNGs: None
COUNT: 12 – including Slots (Downrange)
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: World Cup Dora and elimination rounds
MARY: the usual
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11
COT: look in the mirror

Strong Start

Date: 2026-07-20
AO: Hamilton
Q: Goldfish ,
PAX: Jag, Sloop, Goldfish, Bo Peep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG: alternating rounds of (got through 3.5):

25 Air Squats, 20 Big Boi Situps, 15 Merkins, 10 Lunges (IC), 5 Burpees

Field lap

25 coupon curls, 20 coupon press, 15 coupon swings, 10 coupon squats (or thrusters), 5 blockees

Field lap

MARY: flutters x15 IC and shoulder taps x15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, volunteer opp at Columbia church 8/1 (contact Kodak)

COT: enjoy summer moments with family and friends – it goes by fast!

The Patriot

Date: 2026-07-20
AO: The Patriot
Q: Hops ,
PAX: Hops, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Wedding Singer, Craigs List, CableGuy, Big Short, Boardwalk, Strange Brew, SAAS, Moderator, Malpractice, Cheesesteak FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Standard
THE THANG: 0-20yd traveling coupon burpees + 20 overhead press + lap, 20-50yd coupon bear crawl + 30 coupon chest press + lap, 50-30yd traveling coupon burpees + 20 overhead press, 20-goal line coupon bear crawl + 30 coupon chest press + lap.

Suicide-style merkins, goal line to 10 yd + 5 merkins and back. Goal line to 20yd + 10 merkins and back. Goal line to 30yd + 15 merkins and back. Goal line to 40 yd + 20 merkins and back. Goal line to 50yd + 30 coupon rows.

50-30yd traveling coupon burpees + 20 overhead press, 20-goal line coupon bear crawl + 30 coupon chest press + lap.

Coupon catch-up: Partner 1 rifle carries coupon while partner 2 does 5 burpees, then catches up and switches off for 200 yards total + lap.
MARY: 30 mountain climbers IC, 30 flutter kicks IC, 30 LBCs, 30 penguin crunches IC. ANNOUNCEMENTS: check channels for Old Rag hike, ruck n float, 9-11 stair climb.
COT: The World Cup final was long, hard, and historic with goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez setting a final record with 11 saves until minute 106 and Spaniard Ferran Torres “…saw the ball coming and shot with the power of all the Spanish people”. All of those players put in a lifetime of work (the majority of which nobody else saw) to get to that final moment. Real growth happens in the “extra time”. Do not leave your character to chance. Put in the quiet, agonizing work when nobody is watching so that you can stand firm when the pressure is at its peak.

Farmer Mike Tyson

Date: 2026-07-20
AO: The Driveway
Q: Legacy ,
PAX: Hobbyhorse, Legacy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: SSH, Imp Walker, Mr. Dew, WMaze, RVE Sweep-style, brisk walk, lunge walk
THE THANG: EMOM 10 minutes swings, then a long series of farmers walks with double kettlebells, interspersed with Mike Tyson merkins and regular merkins. MARY: Flutters, 40 (IC); LBCs, 40
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the_night_owl; sept11stairclimb
COT: sometimes you gotta persevere like Argentina