Jacob’s Revenge

DATE: 2021-08-10
AO: Freestate
Q: Horshack
PAX: Deagle, Winston
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
• SSH x 25 IC
• Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC
• Hill Billies x 15 IC
• Alarm Clocks x 10 IC
• 2 Laps w/ Karaoke and Sprints on the sides
• Cracker Jacks x 15 IC
• Twistees x 10 IC Each Way
• Cherry Pickers x 15

THE THANG:
Playground of Pain Tabata Part 1 (30 on 15 off)
o Dips
o Step Ups
o Plank Jacks
o Assisted Pull Ups
o Bonnie Blairs
Jacob’s Crescendo
o 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (49 Burpees total)
Playground of Pain Tabata Part 2 (20 on 10 off)
o Derkins
o Box Jumps
o Mountain Climbers
o Assisted Pulls Ups
o Squats

MARY:
• Scissors x 10 IC
• Leg Lift Rosalitas x 15 IC
• Plank-o-rama 10-10-10-10-10
• Tall Flutters long count x 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
• YHC is officially an F3 TRUEbadour Northeast Sector
• 9/11 Stair Climb at the Lincoln Memorial
• Oct 8 – 10 – F3 10th Anniversary in Cape Fear NC
• Nov 6th – The Grunt – begin at Lincoln Memorial
• 2nd F – starting a monthly happy hour – Thirsty Third Thursdays at the Inn at Glen Echo bar

COT:
On this day, August 10, 1776, news reached King George in London that the Americans had drafted the Declaration of Independence.

Until the Declaration of Independence formally transformed the 13 British colonies into states, both Americans and the British saw the conflict centered in Massachusetts as a local uprising within the British empire.

When Parliament continued to oppose any reform and remained unwilling to negotiate with the American rebels and instead hired Hessians, German mercenaries, to help the British army crush the rebellion, the Continental Congress began to pass measures abolishing British authority in the colonies.

In January 1776, Thomas Paine published Common Sense, that convincingly argued for American independence from the British monarchy. It sold more than 500,000 copies in just a few months. By the spring of 1776, support for independence had swept through the colonies, the Continental Congress called for states to form their own governments and a five-man committee led by Thomas Jefferson was assigned to draft a document declaring independence from the British king.

Notice how the founding date of the United States was not set to coincide with the British surrender at Yorktown in 1781. It was the declaration that started the nation, not winning a war. It was the ultimate “we are a new nation, because we fucking said so!”

Car Trip + an Extra Mile

DATE: 2021-08-09
AO: Patriot
Q: Wedding Singer
PAX: 2 percent, CableGuy, Big Short, Roadkill, Maguire
FNGs: My Space
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hilbillies, IBAC, Downward Dos THE THANG: 2 laps around the track
Car Trip – 5 reps, add new exercise with 5 reps down the line A lap around the track + bleachers
Car Trip 2 – when @roadkill starts the trip with Murder Bunnies, you know it’s going to be a long set Final lap to hit a mile running
MARY: Freddie Mercuries, side plank leg lifts, flutter kicks ANNOUNCEMENTS: iron pax is coming
COT: if you take six weeks off, we welcome you back – today by using your last Q

Stairway to 9/11

DATE: 2021-08-09
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Kodiak
PAX: Magoo, Riot
FNGs: Attache, Bluescreen (visiting from Houston!)
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: SSH, Michael Phelps, Cherry Pickers, WMH, Imperial walkers, downward dog
THE THANG: PAX broke into partners and picked up one coupon, moseyed to the Discovery steps. One partner did two flights of stairs with coupon while the other partner did merkins & squats, repeat 5 times; partners moseyed to the top of the stairs on the Harrison street side and did a circuit with one pax running a loop along the sidewalk and back up the stairs as the timer while the others completed circuits of Step-ups, lunges, bent-over row and LBCs; only time for 1 circuit; we moseyed back to replace the coupon MARY: flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb is coming; welcome to Bluescreen, who is visiting from Houston and visit a number of AOs during the week he’s here
COT: This workout was designed to prep for the 9/11 stair climb. 9/11 was a monumental day in may of our lives, but I, at least, haven’t commemorated it or the people lost in the years since. This year I intend to change that.

Where is everyone?

DATE: 2021-08-09
AO: F3Capital-News
Q: Old Bay
PAX: Old Bay
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
WARMUP: posted at #BaseCamp in Palatine, IL @F3Naperville at 5:15, waited until 5:35 and got the party started with SSH, Willy Mays, Cherry Pickers, and M. Phelps
THE THANG: copied and modified a #BaseCamp backblast- ran the 18 hole disc golf course, exercising at each t-box. Rotated shoulder, core, and legs for a 20 count per hole. MARY: walked around the parking lot
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT:whenever I want to quit on a solo workout I just imaging an F3 buddy yelling at me to keep going

Macho Man Iron PAX

DATE: 2021-08-09
AO: Loco
Q: Bolt
PAX: Rikers, Gigawatt, Nolan, Madonna, Shute, Refueler, Anchorman, Mutombo, Dial-tone, Beaver Nugget, Brisket FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH IC, Michael Phelps IC, Willy Hayes Mayes IC, Cherry pickers IC, Downward dog, Kobrakai THE THANG: Iron PAX challenge
4 rounds X OYO, but every PAX finishes and no HIM is left alone. 50 Air squats
40 BBoi situps
30 Merkins
20 Bonny Blairs
10 burpees
400 meter run
rinse and repeat

MARY: 1 minute plank, 2 minutes pickle pointer hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1) #loco Shared leadership on 8/10/2021 at Purcellville gateway near Starbucks 05:45.
2) Donations being taken by @Rikers for gear for LoCo brother @Huachuca who is deployed overseas. 3) Wednesday at #kodiak but Bulldog will still be Qed by @Banjo_WV

COT: Unexpected deaths have touched our community this week. You don’t know what’s going to happen so be appreciative of today for those in your influence. Mental health is real. ITs ok to not be ok. Please be cognizant of those around you and those who may need help but may not know they need it or ask for it.