Ladder of Pain

DATE: 2021-10-07
AO: Farm
Q: Chile
PAX: Infinity, Matthew – Running Man, Sparky
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Grady Corn
SSH
Beet pickers
Willie Mays Hayes
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
THE THANG:
50 Air Squats
5 Burpees
40 Crunches
5 Burpees
30 Lunges (alternating legs)
5 Burpees
20 Coupon Swings
5 Burpees
10 Merkins
15 Mountain Climbers
20 Coupon Swings
25 Mountain Climbers
30 Lunges (alternate legs)
20 Mountain Climbers
40 Crunches
15 Mountain Climbers
50 Air Squats
Round 2
5 Burpees
40 Crunches
5 Burpees
30 Lunges (alternating legs)
5 Burpees
20 Coupon Swings
5 Burpees
10 Merkins
15 Mountain Climbers
20 Bent Over Rows
25 Mountain Climbers
30 Lunges (alternate legs)
35 Mountain Climbers
40 Crunches
50 Air Squats
MARY:
Shoulder Taps
Penguin Crunches
Rosalita
E2K
PAX Choice/Pass the mike
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT:
Keep Going by Edgar Guest
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must—but don’t you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don’t give up, though the pace seems slow—
You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor’s cup,
And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out—
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit—
It’s when things seem worst that you mustn’t quit.

notfaintwearynorshortofbreath

DATE: 2021-10-05
AO: Atlantis
Q: Jonathan E. Crittenden
PAX: Infinity, Deflator, Grease Monkey, Riot, Bone, True North, Rogue FNGs: FNG Zach “Doc” (Aerodoc?)
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SideStraddleHops,SlowHops,ThreadNeedles,ShuffleShuffleTaps,Touch×3Jumps,HighKnees

THE THANG:
AroundtheWorld (stations @Stadium steps)
– 4 Stations. 4Teams

operation: coupon retrieval

DATE: 2021-10-04
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: 3 mile
PAX: Obadiah, sticks, Magoo, 2 percent, Poe, Kodiak, Mayberry, Old Bay FNGs: attache kombucha
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Down/up Dog
THE THANG: Mosey to Patriot to retrieve the coupons and high 5 our Patriot friends. Ricky Bobby – 5 merkins run to front *2 ; 3 burpees then run to front *2
– get coupons
– mosey back with breaks for merkins, squats, triceps extensions, OH press and mumblechatter MARY: Freddy Mercurys, Nolan Ryans, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: YHC’s last Q as a 44 year old. gratitude for F3 and all the HIM that show up in the gloom.

Just a lap

DATE: 2021-10-06
AO: Patriot
Q: Lazlo
PAX: Bone, My Space, Lucius, Sunshine, Booking, Coconut, CableGuy, Spokes, Wedding Singer, Flipper, Big Short FNGs: Iced Tea, Terminal
COUNT: 14
Soggy morning. But the Q decided to try to keep us dry until Mary. Then to use the PAX to absorb as much water out of the turf as possible. Pretty effective it turns out.

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, hillbillies, cherry pickers, copperhead squats, Michael Phelps, with a few burpees mixed in for good measure

THE THANG:
The PAX split into four groups and moseyed to the 30th St hill. Group 1 (timer): Bernie Sanders to top of hill and jog back. Groups 2, 3, and 4: Merkins, BWS, and big boy sit ups, respectively. Rotate until all have completed the exercises.
Mosey to the Arena.

Group 2 (timer): 3 trips up the stairs, hopping up 1, 2, and 3 steps at a time for the three trips. Groups 3, 4, and 1: dips, toe taps, and balls to the wall, respectively. Rotate until all exercises complete.
Mosey to the bball court.

Group 3 (timer): bear crawl length of court and crawl bear back Groups 4, 1, and 2, respectively: lunges, SSH, and wall sit
Rotate until all exercises complete
Mosey to the field

Group 4 (timer): sprint to 50 and back
Groups 1, 2, 3 respectively: mountain climbers, burpees, and Mike Tyson’s. Rotate until all complete.

MARY: 10x toy soldiers, 10x WWIs (repeato x3)
10x flutter kicks, 10x American twists (repeato x3)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2nd f in a few thursdays.

COT: “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” — Ted Lasso

Luck matters. Where you were born, your gender, race, the wealth of your family, or just being at the right place at the right time all impact outcomes. But so does your effort, and that’s what you can control. Make yourself better, physically, intellectually, emotionally, and luck will find you more often than not.

Better than sawing logs

DATE: 2021-10-06
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Kodiak
PAX: sticks, 3 mile, Old Bay, Disco, Maj. Payne, Magoo, Poe, Undertow FNGs: @attache @kombucha
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, WMH, Calf Stretch
THE THANG: The pax picked up 7 coupons and proceeded to retrieve two recently felled logs from the nearby woods. After (some difficulty in) breaking into groups of 4, two Pax carried a log up and down the nearby hill, switching with their partners upon returning. Meanwhile, the non-carrying pax performed Freddy Mercuries, Mercans and mule kicks. Groups with an odd number carried a standard coupon instead of a log. We completed 2 cycles. The pax returned to the field returning the coupons and stashing the logs for future use. MARY: LBCs, Flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Don’t be afraid to try something new, like incorporate some logs into your workout.