“Thoughts and prayers” aren’t enough

DATE: 2022-05-25
AO: Compound
Q: citrus
PAX: Hightower, Mark Euler, Yardbird, Speedo (Brad Luring), Peanuts FNGs: @fourpeat (Mark Euler)
COUNT: 6
Every 9:29 (from the start of the warmup until the end of the COT), we performed 5 merkins and 25 calf raises, representing the amount of time Officer Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s and the date of Floyd’s murder by Officer Chauvin.

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, cherry pickers, IW, hillbillies, world’s greatest stretch, down dog

THE THANG:
PART 1: Run 1 mile (monthly challenge, ✅)
PART 2: Pyramid of 11s (squats and burpees)
PART 3: Ultimate frisbee with 1 burpee penalty for dropping the disc. Then ultimate football when the disc kept getting dropped. Scoring team chose a Mary-like exercise after each TD.

MARY: Everyone took a turn leading an exercise. Flutter kicks, big boy situps, LBCs, T-stabilizers, merkins.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– “Thoughts and Prayers” aren’t enough. 20 kids dead at the hands of a guy with a gun. – Murph WOD: Mon 5/30 starts at 7am at GMU followed by coffeterria – Family Picnic: Mon 5/30 starts at 11am runs all day, Lake Accotink – Anniversary Convergence Sat, June 18 starts at 7am Roosevelt Island

COT: How can we each be an ally to support the Black community as well as others who may be oppressed? How can we continue to support diversity in F3 organization locally and on a national level?
(COT borrowed from here: https://f3princeton.com/2022/02/02/black-history-month-tribute-partner-wo/)

Coupon Field Trip

DATE: 2022-05-25
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Old Bay
PAX: Jag, sticks, Poe, Fish Fry, Kodiak, Undertow, Old Bay, Brown Bag, vplaxico FNGs: FNG Bambi, Attaché
COUNT: 11
WARM UP:
Side Straddle Hop
Little Bitty Arm Circles
Side Straddle Hop
Michael Phelps
Side Straddle Hop
NightClub
Side Straddle Hop
Downward Dog – Cobra
Willie Mays Hayes
Cherry Pickers

The Thang:
Mosey to various points around the AO, Coupons & Ladders then run One – Ball Park
10 – Carolina Dry Docks
15 – Big Boy Situps
20 – KettleBell Swings
Hill Sprint
1 Burpee
Two – Woods Hill
10 – Grave Diggers
15 – Durkins
20 – Coupon Bench Press
Hill Sprint
2 Burpees
Three – School Front
10 – Hernia – Coupon V Up
15 – Coupon Push Up
20 – Lion Kings
Fellowship Run around parking lot
Four – Between the Schools
10 – Man Makers Burpees
15 – Lunges
20 – Plank Pull Throughs
Parking lot sprint

Extra Credit: Wall Sit/Bear Crawl Ricky Bobby – PAX line up on the wall in wall sit position, Ricky Bobby Bear Crawl to move the line, resting in wall sit position.

Mary:
Flutter Kicks
J Lo

Announcements:
2ndF 4th Thursday – Audacious Aleworks
Thursday, May 26⋅7:30 – 9:00pm
Location:
Audacious Aleworks Brewery – Falls Church
110 E Fairfax St, Falls Church, VA 22046, USA

Memorial Picnic
Murph

Beach Trip

DATE: 2022-05-25
AO: Patriot
Q: Lucius
PAX: Anchor Man, Big Short, CableGuy, Ice Tea, Legacy, Maj. Payne, Mayberry, Roadkill, Shake ‘N’ Bake, Spokes, Wedding Singer FNGs: Willis
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
SSH, LBAC, Downward Dog, Cobra Kai, Childs Pose, Cherry Pickers, Michael Phelps, Moroccan Night Clubs

THE THANG:
PAX loaded the car for the annual beach vacation, packing the usual stuff: cooler, beach towels, fishing rods, hi-lift jack, sandbags, cinderblocks, etc. Because they did it wrong, they repeated the process. Several times.

PAX traveled to the beach, beginning with Lunge Walks, slowing to a crawl (Bear Crawl that is), going through the Chesapeake Bay Tunnel (Balls-to-the-Wall and Bear Crawl), stopping for a speeding ticket (Burpees) in Chesapeake, then on to the Outer Banks.

Upon arriving at their beach house, PAX carried their cinderblock to the top of the stairs, then jumped for joy (Squat Jumps). Repeat 3x (slick, with no block).

Hot-Sand Suicides:
– 30 yd Hi Knees, 20 Merkins; 30 Yd Hi-Knees; 20 Merkins
– 20 yd Hi Knees, 10 Merkins; 20 Yd Hi-Knees; 10 Merkins
– 10 yd Hi Knees, 5 Merkins; 10 Yd Hi-Knees; 5 Merkins

Surfer Girls: Carry CB surfboard 40 yards past the breakers, then 3x 8-count surfer ups. Repeat at 35 and 30 yards.

PAX packed for their return trip, carrying their CBs back to storage and collecting sundry coupons at the car.

MARY:
Flutter Kicks, LBCs, Toy Soliders, JLos

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Murph – Memorial Day
– Picnic – Memorial Day
– F3 The Capital Tour – See @Lazlo for details
– Capital Convergence June 18

COT:
Planning, packing, and going on trips with family or friends can be stressful. Those who travel with us look to us to set the tone for the trip. Please pack your patience and be the type of person that people like to travel with. Also applies to TSA.

Slightly Moist Pax Choice

DATE: 2022-05-24
AO: Atlantis
Q: Riot
PAX: True North
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
25x SSHs
15x Don Quixotes
15x Cherry Pickers
15x WMHs
15x Michael Phelps

THE THANG:

Mosey
10x merkins
10x squats
PAX choice

Mosey
10x 3 count merkins
10x CH Squats
PAX choice

Mosey
10x Bonnie Blair’s
10x Carolina Dry Docks
PAX choice

Mosey
10x mountain climbers
Plank
PAX Choice

Mosey
10x merkins
10x squats
PAX Choice

Mosey
10x 3 count merkins
10x CDDs
PAX choice

Mosey
10x Mountain Climbers
25x Air Pushers
PAX choice

MARY:
25x American hammers
25x Big Boy sit-ups
Downward dog into cobra

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Thank you for coming out today, because if you weren’t here, I would just be by myself.

Honestly.

DATE: 2022-05-23
AO: Patriot
Q: Maj. Payne
PAX: Lazlo, My Space, Legacy, Shake ‘N’ Bake, Jenner, Ice Tea, Sunshine, Big Short, Vila, Anchor Man, citrus, Wedding Singer, CableGuy, Lucius FNGs: DRPAX Mole (F3 Toledo) and Scully (F3 Hampton Roads) and 2.0 Willis COUNT: 18
18 PAX gathered in the gloom, all prepared for the pending coupon-infused beatdown. What happened next is a story of epic proportions, and it went mostly like this…

WARMUP:

Amidst soccer ball shenanigans where YHC said any ball kicked outside the circle meant 5 x burpees for the offending PAX, and then 5 x burpees for the Q if anyone hit him (promptly halted after one round of warm up exercises), the PAX completed 15 x SSH, 10 x Imperial walkers, 10 x Willie Mays Hayes, 10 x Cherry pickers, 10 x BWS. No burpees as the ball remained in the circle and none hit the Q when the 5 x burpee rule was in effect. Note: It’s great to be able to make rules at will.

THE THANG:

Because it is Murph prep month, and the monthly challenge called for 200 x Merkins today, the PAX started with a pyramid of Merkins. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-4-2-1 (Yes, there was a miscount at the midpoint, but through creative counting, all PAX completed 100 x Merkins.)

Then all PAX lined up on the goal line for a series of coupon exercises. Rules were that PAX must complete as many reps of the set as possible, and if they needed to stop for rest, they had to travel.

Round 1: 100 x curls / run to opposite goal line and back for “rest.” If a second round of rest was needed, run to opposite 20 yd line (80 yds down and back). If a third round of rest, then to opposite 40 yd line (60 yds down and back). And so on until all reps complete.

Round 2: 100 x overhead press / backwards run to 50 yd line and backwards run back. If a second round of rest was needed, backwards run to 40 yd line and back. If a third round of rest, then to opposite 30 yd line and back. And so on until all reps complete.

Round 3: 100 x Merkins / Forward run again, same pattern as round 1. Harder than it should have been! But this completed the 200 for the day!

Round 4: 50 x Thrusters / Bear crawl to 20 yd line and back. (Then 15 and back, 10 and back, etc).

Round 5: 30 x Standing Row / Crawl bear to 10 yd line and back.

MARY: 25 x flutter kicks, 50 x LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: @Bone didn’t post, so we failed to announce important upcoming events, but we’ve got Murph coming May 30 along with the F3 picnic. Also 4 year anniversary convergence June 18 at Roosevelt Island.

COT: Today’s workout was about being honest with yourself. If your form broke or you needed to rest, you traveled as appropriate. Most everyone knows that I service cadre for GrowRuck events. I tell PAX that they must be honest about their preparation‘s for those events. They can never be fully ready for a GrowRuck because no one can fully prepare for one. All you can do is prepare your self as much as possible. Just like life where we don’t know what the next minute will bring, PAX under the log don’t fully know what will happen next at a GrowRuck. So, in preparation for a GrowRuck and for life, are you honestly doing everything you can to be prepared? This is the question we must all ask ourselves every single day.

Aye!