Author: willhlaw

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: Ruck Dynasty
Q: Kodiak , Attache’
PAX: Attache’, Kodiak
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: none
THE THANG: ruck to Langston Starbucks, pick up coffee, return MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: getting ready to drop off at college is an anxious time.

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: The-Agency
Q: Gherkin ,
PAX: Trademark, Prestige, Deliverance, Gherkin, Boardwalk, Landscape FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARM UP
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry twist, worlds greatest stretch, kobra kai

THE THANG
YHC wanted to relive one of his old workouts from his high school glory days, with an 80s soundtrack to match. There wasn’t the time or equipment for the rowing part, so we just focused on the land portion.

25 SSH
30 Sec run in place
25 Mercans
25 WWIIs
25 Supermans

30 sec sprint in place
20 Bobby Hurleys
30 Squat Thrusts
25 V Ups
25 Supermans

25 SSH
25 Mercans
25 WWIIs
25 Supermans
30 Bobby Hurleys

30 sec run in place
15 Slide Leaps
20 squat Thrusts
25 V Ups
25 Supermans

30 sec sprint in place
25 Mercans
25 WWIIs
25 Supermans
30 Bobby Hurleys

25 SSH
10 Mercans
10 Squat Thrusts
10 V Ups
20 Supermans
10 WWIIs
10 Slide Leaps
10 Bobby Hurleys
25 SSH

20One Arm Row (left arm)
20 One Arm Row (right arm)
20 One Arm Row (left arm)
20 One Arm Row (right arm)

MARY
American Hammers, Flutter kicks, Dirty Donkeys, J-Los
LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– Sept 11 stairclimb at Lincoln Memorial

COT
It’s fun to look back once in a while, but don’t let the past define the future

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: FreeState
Q: Horshack ,
PAX: Cookies, Horshack, Andrew Churchill, F3 Scabby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
Warmup
– Side-Straddle-Hop: 25 IC
– Swingbillies: 15 IC
– Arm circles/Chinooks: 10/5/5/10 IC
– Cherry Pickers: 15 IC
– Mountain Climbers: 15 IC
– Hairy Rockettes: 15 IC
– Plank Jacks: 15 IC
– Slow Windmills: 10 IC
Mosey to tennis courts with coupons
The Thing
Round 1
– 10 burpees: OYO
– 1-minute wall-sit
– Bear crawl across tennis court; crawl bear back
Round 2
– 10 merkins: OYO
– 25 high knees: IC
– Frankensteins across the blacktop and back
Mosey to playground – leave the coupons at Tennis Courts
Round 3
– 20 Shoulder Taps: IC
– 25 step-overs tall side
– El Capitan around the playground

Mosey to bottom of hill
Round 4
– Hill Sprints Up × 2 (with 2 burpees on top and bottom)
– Backward Hill Climbs Up × 2 (with 2 burpees on top and bottom) – picnic table step ups x 25 OYO

Mary
– Freddie Mercury × 15 IC
– Box Cutters × 10 each way IC
– Big Boi Sit Ups × 10 – On My Up
– Plankorama w/ Nolan Ryans: 10/10/10/10/10 IC
– Leg Lift Rosalitas × 10 IC
– Dollie Flutters × 10
– Regular Flutters × 10 slow and x10 fast

STRETCH-o-RAMA

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 Stair Climb 5 weeks away

COT:

Women build relationships face to face, men build relationships shoulder to shoulder. The gloom is the perfect environment to build relationships – continue to EH!

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: Olympus
Q: Toolbox ,
PAX: Rollingstone, Atlas, Toolbox, Flea, Hightower, Peanuts, Doodles, Bean Counter FNGs:
COUNT: 8

WARMUP: the usual suspects
THE THANG: bear crawl drag 3 steps, 3 chest exercises, bear crawl 3, 3 chest, 3 legs, bear crawl 3, 3 chest, 3 legs, 3 abs, bear crawl 3, 3 c, 3 l, 3 a, 3 plyo, bear crawl 3, 3c, 3l 3a, 3plyo, sprints. Repeato with different exercises for Chest, Legs, Abs, Plyo, Sprints MARY: around the horn 10 reps dealers choice
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb and overnight ruck, book club.
COT: time is going fast…spend some time reflecting on your growth, your kids growing up, and time with loved ones…the good and the bad. Don’t miss it.

Date: 2026-08-05
AO: The Bullpen
Q: Peanuts , Peloton
PAX: Peloton, Peanuts
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: Graciously led by Peloton
THE THANG: Again, Peloton had a fantastic Q planned with many sadistic, medieval torture devices laid out on the tables. It would have put the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition to shame. Just joking as my recollection is that they used such devices as the dreaded comfy chair. Regardless, Peloton was quickly befouled by his own torture rope and twisted his ankle. Despite my best efforts to get him to quit torturing me, he gutted it out for a bit before succumbing. I finished off with 2 circuits of 20 dips, 20 coupon curls, 20 OHPs, and moseys up to clubhouse and back. MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: hopefully Peloton survives his vacation. I will drop a message if I can make it out next Wednesday (I think I will). COT: no.