Date: 2026-04-14
AO: Atlantis
Q: Hammerhead ,
PAX: Deflator, Hammerhead, Hammer, Bougie, Palmetto, Wrigley, Patrick Gradus FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH. DQ, WMH, IW, WGS
THE THANG:
Corey Hart’s Never Surrender – 1985
All PAX – using the mats for knee protection- begin performing No Surrenders nonstop on repeat, and then execute a Burpee each time the artist says Never Surrender in this fit minute ballad (there are twelve instances). Sometime between the third and fourth minute is a Sax instrumental that runs about thirty secs — we will Plank Jack that entire time…then we’ll go right back into the No Surrenders + Burpee combo for the final stanza. Indian Plank w No Surrenders
The entire PAX holds the full plank position, but to complete the setup the PAX at the far right occupies the “first” position and has custody of both balls. All PAX begin in the down/rest position, including the rear PAX who only uses one ball under their right hand. Then, Q gives the “up” signal and everyone assumes the full HIGH plank. The first (rightmost) PAX then transfers the ball to the PAX to his left and immediately completes his 5 NO SURRENDERS— during that entire time the second PAX is holding the ball under their right hand while in the HiGH plank position and all other PAX remain holding their standard HIGH plank positions. When the rear (rightmost) PAX has completed the 5 NS reps, he then takes the second ball under his left hand and returns to the full HiGH plank position, and himself Shouts Out both the “down” signal and the “up” signal, which serves as the cue for the next PAX to complete their NO SURRENDERS while the third PAX takes to holding ball #1 under their right hand while in HiGH plank & the first PAX, who started the whole sequence, continues holding their HIGH plank with ball #2 under his left hand.
Eventually the first (right most) PAX has nothing to do but to hold a standard HiGH plank as the sequence plays out. This continues until everyone has completed the “sandwich” of a single arm ball hold (of ball #1), their five (5) reps of NO SURRENDERS, followed by the second single arm ball hold in HIGH plank using ball#2. Note: In order for the last PAX- after on the far left- after completing their five (5) NS reps- to properly gauge how long to hold that single arm ball hold of ball #2, all other PAX may consider repeating five NO SURRENDERS for a second time but in unison.
NEXT: We performed a potpourri of the following. Snake style; alternate legs/glutes after each change of direction for the serpentine flow: 1. Dirty Dogs
2. Bird Dogs
3. Donkey Kicks (dynamic)
4. Isometric Lunge Pulses
5. Knee Sweepers (aka Stationary Donkey Kicks)
**Second rendition of Corey Hart’s Never Surrender
NO RUNNING Bear Crawls/Biggus Ds
Date: 2026-04-14
AO: The General
Q: Legacy ,
PAX: Landscape, citrus, Deliverance, DoorDash, Lazlo, Robo, Ice Tea, Hops, Enron, Tariff, Gherkin, Legacy FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, imperial Walker, hillbillies, Willy maze Hayes, little bitty, arm circles, root vegetable extractor, Michael Phelps, downward dog
THE THANG:
Five squats
10 Merkins
15 squats
20 Merkins
15 squats
10 Merkins
Five squats
PAX lined up on the goal line; we did a series of 10 yard bear crawls interspersed with an exercise; the exercises were
10 shoulder taps
10 mountain climbers
10. Freddie Mercury.
10 shoulder taps
10 mountain climbers
10. Freddie Mercury.
10 shoulder taps
10 mountain climbers
10. Freddie Freddie Mercury’s.
10 hand release Merkins
PAX then walked over to the wall next to the high school on the other side of the track we proceeded to complete an entire Biggus Dickus (the Bobby Maximus no-gear leg workout) this consisted of 30 second wall set interspersed with reps; we did 10 30-second wall sits interspersed with reverse lunges at the count of 20, 18, 16, 14, 14, 10, eight, six, four, into
MARY: PAX went back to the field and formed a circle for a ring of fire packs. Bear crawled around the ring of fire while we did Mary exercises that included LBC. WW II, toy, soldier, flutter, kick, and penguin crunches.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: IRON SHARPENS IRON TONIGHT
Leadership zoom Thursday night at 8 PM eastern features a great speaker and PAX from the Sacramento region
New McLean AO this week will be at McLean high school Thursdays, 0530.
CSAUP Trifecta May/June
COT: Through YHC’s typical lack of attention to detail and not close reading of the church bulletin, YHC found himself in his church’s later-in-life ministry (oops! thought it was late career transition ministry). Still, YHC is enjoying it. One speaker was particularly moving discussing long degenerative declines. He described the situation and then he made two points of advice:
1. Exercise 30 minutes a day.
2. And do not isolate yourself.
That takes us right back to F3. SYITG!
No Pain No Gain
Date: 2026-04-13
AO: The Patriot
Q: Anchorman ,
PAX: Booking, Big Short, Deliverance, DoorDash, Walker, Anchorman, Piano Man, Horton, Wedding Singer, Hops, CableGuy, SAAS, Rim Fire, Muggins, Prestige FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
Wrm-Up
– Side Straddle Hops × 20
– Arm Circles
– Willie Mays Hayes
– World’s Greatest Stretch
– Downward Dog → Cobra
Set 1 – Arms + Movement (2 Rounds)
At the Blocks:
– Curls × 20
– Overhead Press × 20
Movement Circuit:
– Run to 50
– Core work (Mountain Climbers / Shoulder Taps)
– Bear Crawl to 25
– Run to End Zone
– Burpees × 10
– Ricky Bobby back to blocks
Set 2 – Legs + Power (2 Rounds)
At the Blocks:
– Blockees × 5
– Goblet Squats × 10
Movement Circuit (same flow):
– Run to 50
– Core / explosive (Mountain Climbers, Shoulder Taps, or Jump Squats) – Bear Crawl to 25
– Run to End Zone
– Burpees × 10
– Ricky Bobby back
Mosey to Amphitheater
– Step-Ups × 15
– Triceps work (dips/extensions)
– Step-Ups × 15
Hill Work
– Squats at bottom
– Run/Sprint hill
– Repeat
Return
– Mosey back
– Stop for Merkins × 20
Mary
– Flutter Kicks
– Freddie Mercuries
– Donkey Kicks
– Dirty Dogs
COT
YHC spoke on the importance of goal setting. He likened it to his own training for the Boston Marathon. The race date drove 20 weeks of preparation.
Find your Boston Marathon—set it, and go get it.
The Driveway Mobility
Date: 2026-04-10
AO: The Driveway
Q: Play-Doh ,
PAX: Play-Doh, Cedar, Tariff, Fish Fry, Legacy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
As Rx minus :luggage: carries.
Will get this out more punctually next time.
Station Work
Date: 2026-04-13
AO: Horizon
Q: 3 mile ,
PAX: Kodiak, Disco, Purple Rain, 3 mile
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Michael Phelps, Arm Circles, WMH, Cherry Picker, Down Dog, Up Dog, lunge stretch, THE THANG: Stations
– Timer
1. Rifle carry to midfield and back
2. Bear crawls out, jog back
3. Farmer carry out
– Kettlebell
1. KB swings
2. Banded squats
3. Rows
– Loose band
1. Pallof Press
2. Band pull aparts
3. Shoulder raise
– Random
1. Monster walk with band
2. Jump rope
3. Something else
MARY: LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, convergence, Boneathon
COT: Sometimes the little things, the overlooked things, are the high leverage things. I fixed my lingering hip issue by focus on engaging my glute med . Random – I’d never heard of this muscle yet it’s lack of engagement caused my hip and back to overcompensate and painfully bug me for 2 years. Re-examine things in your life where you can improve or add some joy or excitement.

