Burpee Tennis and More

AO: Patriot 

QIC: Maj. Payne

The PAX: Subprime, Prince Harry, BP, Soot, Noodle, Bone, Traveler, Hightower

It was a clear day at the Patriot with no haze hanging over the AO for the first time in a long while. The PAX were pumped and ready to go. Here’s what we did…

Warmup:

YHC decided that we would each practice leading a warm-up exercise to help prepare for eventually Q-ing a workout.
10 x SSH led by MP
10 x LBAC fwd led by Soot
10 x LBAC rear led by BP
10 x Merkins led by Noodle
10 x Cherry Pickers led by PH
10 x lunges led by Travler
10 x Hillbillies led by HT
10 x IW led by Bone

The Thang 1:

Mosey to 30th St hill. Plank it out as the group assembles at the top. Then run to the bottom of the hill and do 1 x burpee; sprint to top; u-turn back down for 2 x burpees; sprint to top; u-turn and run to bottom for 3 x burpee; sprint to top and plank it out until all PAX finish. Traveler, Soot, BP and Prince Harry nearly lapped YHC! And Noodle survived! Well done PAX!

The Thang 2:

Subprime decided to show after running around all of Georgetown and Arlington in preparation for Ragnar. Welcome to the Patriot, Subprime! Just in time for…the Arena gauntlet AMRAP. Bear crawl across the low ground, with 10 x Merkin in the middle, box jump up the stairs, then run perimeter to bars for 10 x Aussie Merkins. Run to low ground and repeato for 10 min (actually 7).

The Thang 3:

Burpee Tennis! In honor of the U.S. Open, the PAX enjoyed a few rounds of burpee tennis…in the gloom! Split into two teams. One team serves the ball, then 1 x burpee for each team member after each hit. Points scored against for any miss. Games to five. Winners knock out 3 x burpees. Losers get 5 x burpees.

Mosey back to start for 20 x flutter kick and finish!

COT: It’s always an honor to lead the PAX! Getting out in the gloom to share in common misery to become stronger together is a gift. Whenever you give, you receive much more in return. That’s the point of Q-ing. You have the opportunity to provide leadership to the PAX, but in return, you receive fellowship, gratitude and a huge boost to your day. Iron sharpens iron. Aye!

Re-Establishing a Relationship with Samara

AO: The Patriot

QIC: Subprime

The PAX: Major Payne, Noodle, 90210 and FNG Shark-Bait

WU: SSH (25), Imperial Walkers (20), Cherry Pickers (12), Walk-out Merkins (2) and Partner Stretches

Thang 1: 100 Yards x 2. Leg 1: Zombie Walk with 2 Soccer Balls (2 burpees if you drop a ball). Leg 2: Side-Step Walk with 2 Soccer Balls (5 push-ups if you drop a ball).

Thang 2: PAX mosey’d over to Samara (1,014 lb tire) and divided into Tire Squad and Timer Squad.
Evolution 1: Tire: Overhead Sledgehammer on Samara / Timer: Run around parking lot and basketball court. Rotate Squads and Repeat.
Evolution 2: Tire: Step Ups / Timer: People Chair with Steering Wheel (Soccer Ball) – 90 seconds. Rotate Squads and Repeat.
Evolution 3: Tire: Derkins / Timer: 30 Dips. Rotate Squads and Repeat.

Thang 3: Tire Flip Samara back to her home. Rotate one person out at a time. PAX not flipping is walking like and Egyptian.

Mary: 1. Sit ups with soccer balls 2. Boat/Canoes with soccer balls

Announcements:
Major Payne is guest hosting a podcast for SPARTAN RACE at West Point on August 24th. Also planning to do the Spartan Sprint. Any interested PAX should reach out to Major Payne all quick-like!

FNG Shark-Bait (formerly known as Ashley Gregory) was bestowed with her F3 name after an incredibly strong morning and not making fun of us (too much).

COT: Challenged PAX to a random act of kindness to a colleague, classmate, stranger or anyone that seems like they need a little help. The smallest act of generosity can mean a huge difference to someone that is struggling.

City Tour 500

When: 7/25/2018

Q: Maj. Payne

The PAX: Jenner, Subprime, Flutie Flakes, Bone, Dr. Dandelion, Deflator, Hightower, Speedo

Forty Days and forty nights (or so) of rain suddenly subsided, and 9 PAX emerged from the relative safety of their fartsacks into the gloom for a burden-filled city tour like no other before….ever. It was an epic adventure — here’s what happened.

Warm-Up: 10xSSH, 10xIW, 10xSlo-Merkins

The Thang:

Grab the big ol’log that Dr. D gifted to the PAX for a Indian run jaunt to the upper playground area for 20 reps of 5 exercises: Derkins, BWS, LBC, Dips and Mountain Climbers. 100 total reps. Grab cinderblock #1 and the log for a short mosey to deposit said log in a safe location and then onward to…

The bus stop. Repeato the 20 reps of the exercise circuit: Derkins, BWS, LBC, Dips and Mountain Climbers. 200 reps total so far. Grab cinderblock #2 and head off to…

The super fancy Discovery Elementary School mini golf putting green. With two blocks now, the PAX split into two columns for a double Indian run, passing the blocks off as PAX made their way to the front of the column. At the school, once again, repeato the circuit for another 100 reps. Total reps up to 300 now. Grab the blocks, plus the one found at the school (where are these damn cinderblocks coming from??) and head out into the gloom, up and down the hill, toward…

The Rock Spring pump house. With three cinderblocks now, the burden was great, and PAX split into small groups as they passed the cement friends around. Upon arrival at the pump house, another quick circuit, totaling 400 reps of the Derkins, BWS, LBC, Dips and Mountain Climbers. Surprise surprise, a fourth cinderblock was discovered. The PAX gleefully added it to the bunch and puttered onward to…

The Arena. After struggling up the hill that shall not be named, several of the PAX nearly passed out (or maybe it was just YHC), but all made it to the arena for a final circuit, bringing the total reps this morning to 500! A job well done, the PAX moseyed back to the start carrying yet another discovered cinderblock, bringing the bounty to five.

COT: Amazing teamwork! Life is full of burdens, and as we move through it, like during today’s beatdown, the load often increases. We must rely on fellow PAX to succeed and no one man can do it alone. It takes a pack! Now, go out into the world and remember that lesson. Be the best dad, son, brother, uncle, boss, employee that you can possibly be. Be a leader and keep your eyes open for those that need a hand. And don’t shy away from grabbing a hand when you need one yourself. Again, it takes a pack! Aye!!

 

Blood, Sweat and Tears: Independence Day 2018 Style

When: 7/4/2018

Q: Maj. Payne

The PAX: Subprime, Prenup, Bucco, Dr. Dandelion, Horsepunch, Jenner, Hightower, Hook’em, FNG Mudslide, Wham-o (Transplant from F3 Birmingham), Zebra (DR PAX from F3 Dayton), Free Fall (DR PAX from F3 Hampton Roads), Leprechaun, NAFTA, Speedo, and Deflator

17 PAX gathered to honor Independence Day 2018 at Washington-Lee HS (a potential expansion site for F3ArlingtonVA). Our nation began with the adoption of the Declaration of Independence 242 years ago, and this day, YHC guided the PAX through a hot, humid and sweaty journey to honor those who fought for and helped found it!

Warmup: Mosey around the track with 7 stops for 8 reps of warmup exercises: SSH, IW, LBAC front, LBAC back, Merkins (of course!), BWS and finally pull-ups, which equals 56 reps total – the number of signers for the Declaration of Independence!

Trivia Question 1: Today’s AO is Washington-Lee HS, named after, in part, George Washington. Did he sign the Declaration of Independence? (Ans from the collective PAX: NO! He was busy leading troops in battle at the time. Good call! Couldn’t let that rest though, so…

Trivia Question 2: Which of our other founding fathers did not sign the Declaration of Independence?
Jenner responded with Thomas Jefferson. NO! 5 x burpees for all PAX! (Ans: Neither John Jay, James Madison nor Alexander Hamilton signed the document for various reasons.)

Trivia Question 3: When was the Declaration of Independence signed?
NAFTA took a stab with July 4 (or did he say 2nd?), with Horsepunch in agreement. NO! 5 more burpees for all PAX! (Ans: The Founding Fathers primarily – there were a few stragglers – signed the document in Philadelphia’s Independence Hall on Aug 2, 1776)

Mosey to the parking garage where the PAX honored the explosive battles fought during the Revolutionary War. By the time the members of the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration of Independence, battles had been raging for more than a year (Battles of Lexington and Concord went down in April 1775), and in fact more than 20 battles had occurred, to include Bunker Hill! To honor these battles, the PAX performed a series of explosive exercises through the parking garage: 10 x plyo Merkins, 10 x Jump Lunge, 10 x Box (Stair) Jump twice, 10 x Starbursts, 10 (-ish) x High Knee Skips.

Mosey to honor Washington’s Crossing of the Delaware (in Oak Grove Park). By Christmas of 1776, the Patriots were suffering many wounded, but the fight remained, and they had to keep going. The PAX partnered up for the buddy carry to honor those who had to carry the wounded in battle. Then, because Washington crossed the Delaware to surprise the Hessians and Brits, not once, but three times, the PAX performed three sets of exercises: 10 x buddy-assist leg throw, 10 x buddy-assist overhead press and 10 x Derkins. This is not TV, and so there were still wounded that needed to be transported, so swap PAX and buddy carry to the bank of the Delaware (aka far side of field.)

Washington and his troops surprised and defeated the enemy, and they were able to garner provisions for the struggling Continental Army. Of course, they needed wheel barrows to get the supplies back to camp, so the PAX honored them by wheel barrowing across the field and back! Swap as necessary. Well done gents.
Mosey on to the Yorktown Siege (aka the W-L Planetarium) for the final major land battle of the Revolutionary War. The Patriots surrounded the Brits encamped at Yorktown while building supplies and strength for the final battle, which translated to PAX 1 running around (surrounding) the Planetarium while PAX 2 built strength via burpees, then flapjack as many times as necessary to complete 50 burpees as a team. Once all teams complete, plank it out.

Finally, the PAX moseyed back to the start for a quick round of Mary. 20 x flutter kick, 15 x LBC, Free Fall led the PAX for some Dry Docks, and Dr. D led for some Bonni’s torture.

COT: Today we celebrate 242 years since our Founding Fathers declared independence and created our great Nation! They were amidst conflict then, just as all PAX face conflict every day. Although our daily conflicts don’t generally involve bullets and cannon balls flying through the air (unless they do…thanks for all who serve in our Military) we all have both big and small struggles, and we must rely on our brothers to pick us up and help us out. Thank God for all brothers, those present and not. Our charge today is to go out and be the best brother, father, son, co-worker, boss, or whatever role we have, that we can possibly be. Happy Independence Day! Make it count! Aye!

Beverly Hills Beatdown

When: 7/2/2018

Q: 90210

The PAX: Prenup, Maj Payne, Hightower, Bone, Jenner, Dr Dandelion, Speedo, NAFTA, Horsepunch

WARMUP:
2 laps around the track
50 side straddle hops
5 minutes of stretching

The Thang:

2 Rounds
Low plank :30
Right plank :30
Left plank :30
High plank :30
Rest :30

Endzone sprints:

20 burpees
Sprint to 50 yd line
20 lunges
Sprint to endzone
10 jumping squats
Sprint to 50 yd line
10 jumping lunges
Sprint to endzone

Wandered to the swingset for some pull-ups

2 rounds of 10 reps

Wandered back to the endzone

Spider-man to the 25 yd line
lunge walk to 50 yd line
sprint to endzone

20 WWII sit-ups
20 partner assisted leg lifts

20 Merkins
10 diamond merkins
10 wide-arm merkins

6in leg hold for 100 seconds

COT: Thanks for coming out in the gloom for a righteous beatdown this morning!