DATE: 2023-02-08
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Magoo
PAX: Kodiak, 2 percent, Fish Fry, Mayberry, SPINAL TAP, Purple Rain, Median, Mr Haand FNGs: @atache
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: WMH, Cherry Picker, Assorted Squats, Fellowship Lap
THE THANG: 90 lb farmer’s carry begins the timer bell, accompanied by bear crawler. All others do weighted exercises or jump rope. MARY: Not this time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Superbowl Party! Buy squares by Friday.
COT: Heavy weights challenge our muscles. We should challenge ourselves.
Killer Dora
DATE: 2023-02-06
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: SPINAL TAP
PAX: Mr Haand, Magoo, Obadiah, Yardbird
FNGs: Kodiak, Median, Gherkin, Purple Rain, Attaché, Kombucha, COUNT: 11
WARMUP: WMH, 🍒 picker, arm circles, SSH, Abe Vigoda, Down/up dog THE THANG: Dora—50,100,150 ladder :
Grave Diggers/ sprint
No surrender/ rifle carry
Merkins/ skip
Curtsy squat/ step with a clap
Curl press/ bear crawl
Dericks/ backward run
MARY: WW1 sit ups, one leg squats, leg raises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: super bowl 50/50
COT: Get out of your comfort zone
Can Cans, Hangs, and Exercise Tag
DATE: 2023-02-07
AO: General
Q: Jenner
PAX: Moneyball, 2 percent, Hard Knox, Toolbox, XL
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills.
THE THANG: Extending the warmup into the thang, mosey over to dropoff for B-Skips down and back. Mosey over to the bicycle stands for hurdle active swing lead leg down and back (2 Percent dubbed these Jenner Can Cans). Mosey over to the stairs, pick a partner, and while one pair runs the stairs, group 2 does windmills and group 3 does SSH. Rotate through all stations and the stairs is the timer. Repeat with group 2 changing to cherry pickers and group 2 doing mountain climbers. Mosey over to the pull up bar on the field. Pair up differently. While one pair does 25 pull ups total as the timer, group 2 holds plank and group 3 does big boy situps. Mosey over to the wall near concessions. Reach up or jump up and hang for 5 seconds, in sync everyone pivots hips to the left and raise knees to 90 degrees for 10 seconds. Repeat the 5 second hang and pivot the to the right and raise knees for 10 seconds. Mosey over to the steps at the backside of the turn. Demonstrate the Navy Seals Burpee and everyone performs 5 OYO. Then crawl bear up the stairs.
Mosey over to the football field for a game of exercise tag. Pair off in teams and one team is it. Goal is to get from the goal line to the fifty yard line without getting tagged. Demonstrate the rules: can run down the yard lines, can only bear crawl up the side lines, can travel burpee up the hash marks. If you must turn around 180 degrees or go backwards at any time, you must perform 2 navy seal burpees first. Taggers have the same restriction except they don’t have to bear crawl the sidelines and can run instead. End with all PAX at the fifty yard line. Total up the number of tags and perform that amount of navy seal burpees. Repeat with a different team as the taggers until time is up.
MARY: Flutter Kicks and American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Buy superbowl squares. They are square and the money will help F3 and can earn you money. They are for the superbowl and they are square. The GTE in March is not just the overnight ruck. You can sign up for the Saturday workout and leadership sessions.
COT: Draw inspiration from many different areas in your life so you can make the best decisions and be the best person you can be. This workout drew from Youtube Navy Seals and game mechanics from past Lazlo workouts. Talk to others. Read books. Gather diverse input for the best perspectives on life.
Extended COT by Toolbox highlights that you should not keep everything balled up inside. If you have stressers building up inside of you, don’t be afraid to talk to another. The relief can be outsized. Lean on a PAX. Lean on a friend. It’s worth it.
Rambler’s Gamblers
DATE: 2023-02-08
AO: Compound
Q: Rambler
PAX: Pop Fly, Popeyes, Hightower, Obadiah, Snake (Will Harris), Doodles, Roddick FNGs: Skipper
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: s-s-hop, w-m-hays, b-a-circles, c-pickers, d-dog, c-kai, w-2nd-g-pose THE THANG: Custom Dice Games – Do or Die, Roll Around, Hit & Run MARY: included in games
ANNOUNCEMENTS: join Wham-O q tomorrow at Olympus, 3rd F event presidents day weekend – road cleanup, Superbowl squares
COT: Carpe Diem – Seize the Day & Memento Mori – Remember, You Will Die. Tomorrow is promised to no one. Every F3 am is a great way to start seizing your day and reducing the chance tomorrow will be your last day…recognize your own mortality and don’t waste a single second.
Poppie’s Beatdown
DATE: 2023-02-07
AO: Atlantis
Q: Deflator
PAX: Infinity, Hammerhead, Bratwurst, True North
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMORAMA:
19 – San Francisco – Windmills
12 – Dallas – Merkins
Score of divisional game that Dallas lost; Dad was a big Dallas fan
7 – Basic burpees
30 – mountain climbers
43 – squats
Born on July 30, 1943
2 – hillbillies
7 – beast merkins
22 – lunges
Died on February 7, 2022
THE THANG: Mosey around the AO, stopping to accomplish a total of 65 stepups in honor of Dad serving on USS ENTERPRISE (CVN 65)
Shift to Dora-style workout. Dad was alive 942 months so e accomplished the following:
100 Merkins
200 Squats
200 SSHops
200 Lunges (tried, anyway, switched to squats at 100)
100 Crunchy Frogs
100 Mountain Climbers
42 Burpees
(-942 total reps)
MARY:
Crunches, Dophin Hops, Flutterkicks
COT:
Dad always was keeping us busy – sending us to the park, playing neighborhood-style baseball, football, hockey; going fishing. He was hampered in his later years from the after-effects of cancer and old age. Just reinforces to me the need to keep going, staying active for as long as I can. One of the many lessons I learned from him and still need to learn.
