thesandlot Not the final anyone wanted

Date: 2025-03-22
AO: thesandlot
Q: citrus
PAX: 2 percent, Forceps, Legacy, Hard Knox, Coxswain, Periscope, Boardwalk, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Lazlo, Rim Fire, CableGuy, Hobbyhorse, Topspin, Corner Kick FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, RVE, WMH, IW, hillbillies, down dog, world’s worst stretch

THE THANG:
To celebrate March Madness, the PAX did a field of sixteen exercises. Seeding determines the number of reps. Team 1 starts as the higher seed, Team 2 starts as the lower seed (alternate each round). Head-to-head for each “game” in the bracket until everyone finishes the exercise. Flapjack the exercises, but if it was a blowout then the team doing the winning exercise had to make a free throw (downgraded after round one to 3 layups, because the PAX sucked at free throws) before starting their exercise. Whoever wins round 2, that exercise advances. Run a lap before each round. Complete each round until there is a winner.

Dry docks defeated box cutters in the final. Yay.

1 – Field lap
16 – SSH (IC)

8 – Jump Squats
9 – Hand Release Dry docks (release

5 – Bonnie Blairs (IC)
12 – Hand release merkins

4 – Joe Louis
13 – Calf raises

6 – Bobby Hurleys
11 – Flutter kicks (single count)

3 – Burpees
14 – LBCs

7 – Box cutters
10 – Monkey humpers (IC)

2 – No surrenders
15 – Mountain climbers (each leg=1)

No time for parts 2 and 3. The PAX were *really* bad at basketball.

MARY: WWI, American hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See the channel

COT: Share with your kids the stuff you enjoyed when you were a kid. It’s now retro, so you may find something you have in common that you wouldn’t have guessed.

Tags: thesandlot, 2 percent, Forceps, Legacy, Hard Knox, Coxswain, Periscope, Boardwalk, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Lazlo, Rim Fire, CableGuy, Hobbyhorse, Topspin, Corner Kick

balls-of-fury The late shift

Date: 2025-03-22
AO: balls-of-fury
Q: SPINAL TAP
PAX: Roddick, Hightower, Gherkin
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4

WARMUP: dinking/dunking
THE THANG: one amazing shot after another
MARY: keeping it going
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 8:30 Saturdays Meridian — be there
Welcome Hightower awesome start
COT: Popeyes will post the early crew Q

Tags: balls-of-fury, Roddick, Hightower, Gherkin

thefarm Ruck with Props and Stops

Date: 2025-03-22
AO: thefarm
Q: Infinity
PAX: Hammerhead, Sparky_The Farm, Squatter, Jitterbug, Blue Hen FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Rucked around Sully Historic Farm while carrying a slosh pipe and stopping for exercises. Rucked about 3.5 miles total.

Jitterbug will join us on Monday and Blue Hen will join us next Saturday for a ruck.

Coffeeteria at Sheetz afterwards.

Tags: thefarm, Hammerhead, Sparky_The Farm, Squatter, Jitterbug, Blue Hen

theaerie Spring showers bring Murph

Date: 2025-03-21
AO: theaerie
Q: Rocketman
PAX: Lonestar, Stewie, Chasqui, Jetstream
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:

SSH
Willie Mays Hayes
Frankensteins
Butt Kickers

THE THANG:

1/2 mile run (2.5 loops around the field)
50 sandbag rows
100 pushups
150 squats
1/2 mile run (2.5 loops around the field)

Do ’em like good ole Cindy:
5 rows
10 pushs
15 squats

10 rounds and we’re booked!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– SLT and coffee afterwards!
– 12 miler timed coming up in April
– Men’s conference tomorrow!

COT:

If we fail to plan, we plan to fail. Let’s get some coffee and go planning!

Tags: theaerie, Lonestar, Stewie, Chasqui, Jetstream

horizon-ao Fab Four Fitness Fun, Brought to you by ChatGPT

Date: 2025-03-21
AO: horizon-ao
Q: Brown Bag
PAX: 3 mile, Disco, Gherkin, Kodiak, Poe, Yardbird, Kombucha FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, High knees, LBAC, Torso Twists, Air Squats, Alternating Lunges THE THANG:
With accompanying Beatles Playlist:

Circuit 1: Lower Body Focus (10 min)
(Perform each exercise for 40 sec on, 20 sec rest, repeat twice) 1. Jump squats
2. Bonnie Blair
3. Alternating Lunges
4. Broad jumps + backpedal
5. Al Gore
Circuit 2: Upper Body & Core Focus (10 min)
(Same 40 sec on, 20 sec rest, repeat twice)
1. Plyo Merkin
2. Superman
3. Alternating Shoulder Taps
4. Freddie Mercury
5. V-ups
Circuit 3: Full-Body Power & Endurance (10 min)
(Same 40 sec on, 20 sec rest, repeat twice)
1. Burpees
2. Mountain Climbers
3. Tuck Jumps
4. Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear
5. Plank hold to Merkin
MARY: Stretch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Magoo Retirement Party; Pickleball
COT: Tough week; Glad to have ChatGPT, F3 and the Beatles to make things a bit better

Tags: horizon-ao, 3 mile, Disco, Gherkin, Kodiak, Poe, Yardbird, Kombucha