The Aerie: Emotional Support Coupons

Date: 2026-06-03
AO: The Aerie
Q: Rocketman ,
PAX: Cruise, Trifecta, Rocketman, Lonestar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Don Quixote
THE THANG:

8 rounds for time, keeping the coupon with you at all times:

– 100yd carry
– 10 kb swings
– 10 bent over rows
– 10 front squats

Wrapping up:
– 25 step ups
– flutter kicks

COT:

It is not good to eat much honey,
Nor is it glory to search out one’s own glory.
Like a city that is broken into and without walls
So is a person who has no self-control over his spirit.

Proverbs 25:27-28

The Aerie: Three ALARM Fire

Date: 2026-05-29
AO: The Aerie
Q: Rocketman ,
PAX: Rocketman, Lonestar, Stewie, Burgundy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, cherry pickers, frankensteins
THE THANG:

ALARM: Arm, Leg, Abs, ‘R’ Exercise, ‘M’ Exercise

*ALARM 1*

– Arm: Overhead Press x10
– Leg: Lunge x 10 IC
– Abs: LBC x20
– Run around the field
– Merkin x14

*ALARM 2*

– Arm: Curls for da Gurls x20
– Leg: Squat Jumps x14
– Abs: Peter Parkers x14
– Ranger Merkins x14
– Monkey Humpers x 14 IC

*ALARM 3*

– Arm: Bent Over Row x20
– Leg: Coupon Squats x14
– Abs: Mountain Climbers x14 IC
– Rockette Hillbillies x20 IC
– Copperhead Merkins x14

MARY: Some fun stuff

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– June 6 convergence!
COT:

Do all things without grumbling or disputing, that you may be blameless and innocent, children of God without blemish in the midst of a crooked and twisted generation, among whom you shine as lights in the world…

Phil. 2:14-15

The Driveway + CMKC mini-convergence

Date: 2026-06-05
AO: The Driveway
Q: Play-Doh ,
PAX: Prestige, bogey, Roulette, Legacy, Flux, Play-Doh
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

– SSH, IW, HB, IBAC, IYTW
– KB Goblet Squats
– KB Deadlifts

THE THANG:

– KB Swings 10×10 EMOM
– KB Clean & Squats 2×5, alternating
– KB Clean & Press & Row 2 x 5,4,3,2,1

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. Convergence
2. Milo Monday soft launch at thedriveway

COT:

True sovereignty demands we trade reckless intensity for intentional autonomy. Real strength isn’t about hitting a PR today; it’s about discerning what you need to ensure durability for the long haul. Let your own judgment dictate the pace, not ego. By mastering self-regulation, you move from reactive participant to disciplined practitioner, ensuring your work today preserves your capacity for years to come. Own your limits, prioritize longevity, and choose the steady, sustainable path that builds a man who lasts.

The Patriot

Date: 2026-06-05
AO: The Patriot
Q: CableGuy ,
PAX: Lazlo, Big Short, Walker, Jones, Waterboy, Rim Fire, Strange Brew, Jag, CableGuy, Trademark, Lucius, Booking FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, AC, IW, CP, DD, CK
THE THANG: Modified Meatloaf Massacre
Four rounds of:
10 Blockees
20 Goblet Squats
30 Coupon Swings
40 Merkins
50 Curls
With a run after each round. For time management we ran 1600 meters after Round 1, 800 after Rounds 2 and 3, and were at no time remaining after Round 4. MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at Roosevelt Island tomorrow; arrive by 0645
COT: Was looking back through past workouts and this one popped up. I like to Q one that’s known as tougher than average every now and then, just to see if we can step up to it. We did today – great work!

Tabata & Hoops

Date: 2026-06-05
AO: Horizon
Q: Kodiak ,
PAX: Poe, Bo, vplaxico, 3 mile, sticks, Kodiak, Disco
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, IW, MNC, WMH, CP, IWM, DD, UD, stretching
THE THANG: Fellowship lap to the coupons. 4 sets of Tabata exercises, 20 seconds on, 10 off of Chest press / curls
Blockies / calf raise
Chest Press/ Big boy situps
Squat / upright row

Replace coupons and play 15 minutes of 4 on 3 basketball

MARY: ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence tomorrow
COT: The days are getting longer; get out and enjoy them!