I Vote For a Beatdown

DATE: 2022-11-08
AO: Atlantis
Q: Boomer
PAX: Infinity, Hammerhead, Chuck Taylor, Bratwurst, True North FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, Michael Phelps, Beet Pickers, Imperial Walkers

THE THANG: PAX answered election-related trivia questions to determine level of difficulty of exercises-wrong answers meant more pain.

A. Dips: PAX rotated sets of 10 dips while holding starting position, working up to 120 reps total.

B. 3 stations, 10 reps at each station for a total of 30 reps of each exercise, 6 rounds. Sprint between stations if correct, bear crawl between if wrong.

1. Burpees-Bear Crawl
2. Wide Arm Merkins-Bear Crawl
3. Australian Snow Angels-Sprint
4. Bonnie Blairs (set of 7)-Sprint
5. Freddie Mercuries-Bear Crawl
6. Plank Jacks-Bear Crawl

C. BTTW with each PAX doing 1, 2 & 3 reps of shoulder press

D. Diamond Merkin Plank with each PAX reps of 1, 2, 3 etc up to 7 reps of diamond merkins

E. Quick Mosey with Red Light/Green Light, When Red Light called, PAX did 5 V-Ups

MARY: Dealers Choice of 15 reps: Flutter Kicks, Scissor Crunches(?), Butt Bridge (?)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt! Saturday 11-12-22 @ 0700 in front of Lincoln Memorial.

COT: I’m thankful for the opportunity to be able to participate in our republic. It’s easy to sometimes be cynical with the state of our politics, but we are blessed with some wonderful freedoms not to be taken for granted. Prayers for our nation, our leaders, and for Infinity’s son Alex as he adjusts at school in Utah.

Total Eclipse of the Beaver Moon

DATE: 2022-11-08
AO: General
Q: Lazlo
PAX: 2 percent, bogey, citrus, Obadiah, Hard Knox, Moneyball, Disco, XL FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSH, imperial walkers, hillibillies, cherry pickers, michael phelps, downward dog, unpleasantly interrupted by a burpee ladder

THE THANG: 4-8-19-39
Four rounds of:
1 lap
8 burpees
19 merkins
39 BWS

Then on to the bleachers for alternating bleacher sections of raccoon crawl and 10 to taps IC, the length of the bleachers.

Then to the field, and to return, the PAX bear crawled from goal line to the opposite goal line. I think it was 100 yds.

Finally, 5 laps around the step-up stairs. After each lap, 1 burpee, 5 Bonnie Blairs the hard way, then 2 and 4, then 3 and 3 and so on.

MARY: flutter kicks, WWIs, toy soldiers, dirty dogs, mule kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt, Veterans Day fund raiser

COT: Shout out to Romeo Suson, father of Hightower who recently passed away. Thanks to the PAX that found this workout that Hightower led recently in honor of Romeo on his birthday, 4-8-1939. We read a few words about the story of him and his wife coming to the US with almost nothing, and managing to bring the rest of the family and raising some pretty great kids. Hope we can all take some inspiration from their perseverence and commitment to family.

Blood Beaver Moon Ring of Fire Eclipse

DATE: 2022-11-08
AO: Freestate
Q: Horshack
PAX: Deagle, Dungeon Master (Amon), Winston, ShowMe, Butter
FNGs: D&D, Lefty, Brono,
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
* SSH x 25 IC
* IW x 15 IC
* Hillbillies x 15 IC
* Windmills x 15 IC
* Walk Out Cobra Kais x 5 IC
* El Capitan x 15 each direction
* Michael Phelps x 15 IC
* Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

THE THANG: Ring of Fire
Two Rounds of 3 exercises with everyone taking a turn doing a bear crawl around the ring of fire: Round 1:
* Chest Press
* Squat
* Flutters
Round 2:
* Curl
* Bonnie Blairs
* Scissors

MARY:
Stretch-o-rama

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
* The Grunt – start at 0700, end by 0900. Posted the plan on What’s App * Thirsty F3rd Thursday next week 17 NOV at Irish Inn at Glen Echo 6:30p

COT: Dads can be funny, especially if they try too hard and have a good resource such as the book “Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”. Selected several jokes that mostly provoked groans and mumble chatter.

A Simple Ladder

DATE: 2022-10-27
AO: Highlands
Q: Jag
PAX: Katniss, Toolbox, Trolley, XL, Hard Knox
FNGs: Gruber; DRPAX Planer
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Yes, of course.
THE THANG: The PAX completed a ladder while performing laps around the Highlands field. The ladder culminated in 10 Merkins, 20 LBCs, 30 Squats, 10 Shoulder Taps, 20 Mountain Climbers, 30 Calf Raises, 10 Knerkins, 20 Freddie Mercurys and 30 Tempo Squats. A set of 15 Typewriter Merkins, 20 Toy Soldiers and 20 Bonnie Blairs was thrown in for good measure. Modes of transportation included Bear Crawls and Walking Lunges. MARY: Supermans and Penguin Crunches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt!
COT: Listen as there is great advice all around you.

Monday Night Ruckers

DATE: 2022-11-07
AO: Mor-Ruck-Ing
Q: Mincemeat
PAX: Blip, Rocketman, Tron, Haggis, Yellow Jacket
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6

THE THANG: 4.38 miles through the Cub Run and London Towne area with a 40# and a 60# sandbag. 1:34 total time; wet leaves and a buried trail cost us a little on our pace, leaving us at 2.8mph average pace.

COT: Isaiah 55:6-8. God calls sinners to repent and come to Him, how much more should we who trust Him seek to run to Him. God’s ways are higher than out ways, and we do not know how we may be used by Him to call others to Himself, so be watchful for opportunities to witness to or encourage others this week.