olympus 300-ish

Date: 2024-03-07
AO: olympus
Q: Megatron
PAX: Megatron, Monk, Mounthe, Crop Duster, Flapjack, Peanuts, Blue Steel, Nano, Pop Fly, K-Pop, Doodles, Candles FNGs: None
COUNT: 12

WARMUP:
Side straddle hop
Micheal Phelps
Air squats
Meridians
Worlds Greatest stretch

THE THANG:
50 deadlifts, 50 pushups, 50 jump squats, 50 hollow holds/rocks, 50 clean and press, 50 flutter kicks (4 count), 50 clean and press, 50 jump squats, 50 pushups,50 deadlifts

MARY:
Walks-outs, 90-90, stretching, quad stretch, Willie Mays Hayes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Memorial Day Murph in May at George Mason
F2 event – TBD

COT:
Don’t take someone’s else happiness in the pursuit of your own.

Tags: olympus, Megatron, Monk, Mounthe, Crop Duster, Flapjack, Peanuts, Blue Steel, Nano, Pop Fly, K-Pop, Doodles, Candles

thehighlands Slow mo for you Mo Fo’s

Date: 2024-03-07
AO: thehighlands
Q: Toolbox
PAX: Tibs, Hobbyhorse, Hard Knox, Jag, Traveler, Gherkin, Spud FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: ssh, ibac, windmill, imp squat walkers, down dog, worlds okayiest stretch, MTN climbers, merkins
THE THANG: follow the leader with karaoke, back pedal, high knees, skips. Line up on base line 20 merkins, mosey to midfield 10 slow count merkins, sprintish to end line for 5 super slow cadence 5s down 4s hold, explode up= 1 rep. Mosey back to baseline for WW2 repeato same format slowing down at midfield and end line…repeato with no surrenders, repeato static lunge, flutter kicks and offset merkins. MARY: pax choice Gas pumpers, penguin crunches and heels to heaven.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: this HIM is leaving the area moving AOs to olympus in a few months
COT: today’s beat down was about change and how hard things get as we move on through life. Time seems to be speeding up while we are “slowing down” as we age. Change can be and often is a hard thing but it often leads us towards better things. We can’t embrace the things in front of us and move forward if we don’t let go of the things behind us or the things holding us in place.

Tags: thehighlands, Tibs, Hobbyhorse, Hard Knox, Jag, Traveler, Gherkin, Spud

ignite ignite world tour

Date: 2024-03-06
AO: ignite
Q: meister
PAX: Popeye, Kipchoge, Gherkin, Goldfish, Tony cha cha Vargas, Bootlegger FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Cherry Pickers, Down Dog, World’s Greatest Stretch THE THANG: YHC took the PAX on a reprise of recent world travels:

First to the hotel room where YHC gained appreciation for leg exercises while adapting to a MABA injury: 11’s – Leg Day Edition
– Do 1 glute bridge (aka Alabama Bait Biters?)
– Lunge walk 20m
– Do 10 sumo squats
– Reverse lunge walk 20m
Repeat, adding 1 glute bridge and subtracting 1 sumo squat each round until you do 10/1

Next, we traveled to Cameroon… Which was hot. The PAX completed fire circles to recreate this experience:
First, the “out both ends” edition, so that PAX could experience the stomach virus YHC’s group caught: – PAX holds an air squat
– one at a time, each PAX does 10 Carolina dry docks

Next, the “cool lizard” edition, so PAX could appreciate the cool lizards YHC saw doing merkins as they walked: – PAX holds a high plank
– one at a time, each PAX does 10 merkins

Finally, the “we need to kill 5 more minutes” edition because… Planning is hard ok? – PAX lines up along the curb and performs the American Hammer OYO – One at a time, do 10 dips on the curb
MARY: Donkey Kicks, Fire Hydrants, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Deep Squats ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: YHC has had many firsts recently (long trip overseas alone, Q, new job). Sometimes this is scary, but you have to get out of your comfort zone to grow. We do that every week at F3, and hopefully carry that into the rest of our lives. YHC is grateful to the PAX of ignite for joining him in the gloom to find out what we’re made of (and for grace shown during a slightly harder than expected VQ).

Tags: ignite, Popeye, Kipchoge, Gherkin, Goldfish, Tony cha cha Vargas, Bootlegger

compound Found Ricky and Bobby

Date: 2024-03-06
AO: compound
Q: Doodles
PAX: Yardbird, Hightower, Peanuts, Ashe, citrus, Popeyes
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7

WARMUP: ssh, cherry pickers, Willy mays, down dog, WGS, dynamic exercises – hurdlers, super Mario, leg to chest THE THANG:
Round 1
Partner A – bear crawl 50, Partner B – farmer carry and does merkins until other partners show up. Switching every 50 yds around field until completing lap.

Round 2
Partner A – rifle carry
Partner B – mosey and do burpees every 50 yds until others show

Round 3
Ricky Bobby lap with 5 merkins each Bobby

Round 4
Partner A – pull thrus
Partner B – lunge walks

MARY: ring of fire

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AT home in April, Murph in May

COT:
Tell your kids that you love them everyday. Not just the walking out the door but intentionally tell them. It says to them that no matter what transpires between you and them or what might happen outside the house or whatever they do that you will love them no matter what with open arms.

Tags: compound, Yardbird, Hightower, Peanuts, Ashe, citrus, Popeyes

horizon-ao Hill Pounders!

Date: 2024-03-06
AO: horizon-ao
Q: Magoo
PAX: Kodiak, Purple Rain, Fish Fry, Mr Haand, Median, Disco, vplaxico, Attache’, 3 mile, Old Bay, Brown Bag, Classified, lightening, duncan FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, DownDog, AbeVigoda
THE THANG: 2.3 mile mosey with over a dozen mini-beatdown stops. End with a 50 yard sprint.
MARY: Hillbilly, Imperial Walker, bonus rounds of dips because triceps need love too ANNOUNCEMENTS: Horizon Field expected to open tomorrow. Other stuff I forgot. COT: Deep breaths and birdsong because that is a great way to start the day.

Tags: horizon-ao, Kodiak, Purple Rain, Fish Fry, Mr Haand, Median, Disco, vplaxico, Attache’, 3 mile, Old Bay, Brown Bag, Classified, lightening, duncan