The Patriot

Date: 2026-10-26
AO: The Patriot
Q: Deliverance ,
PAX: Big Short, CableGuy, Hops, Moderator, Gherkin, Fiddler, Smokey, Boardwalk, SAAS, Craigs List, Booking, Deliverance, Prestige, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Bob the Builder, Primanti FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Three Rounds:
Round One: repeat twice
Station 1 – Upper Body (10 reps)
• Coupon Curls
• Coupon Overhead Press
• Merkins
Station 2 – Lower Body (10 reps)
• Coupon Squats
• Coupon Calf Raises
• Lunges
Station 3 – Core (10 reps each)
• Coupon Plank Drag
• V-Ups (no coupon)
• Coupon Flutter Kicks (cadence)
Station 4 – Farmer Carry to 50/back
Round Two (10 reps each)
Roll the die

1 = Burpees
2 = Coupon Squats
3 = Lunges
4 = Merkins
5 = Atlas Shrug (cadence)
6 = Bear Crawls to 20

Round Three (A is the timer) repeat twice
Partner A:
•Blockies x 10
Partner B:
•LBC, Freddy Mercury x 10 (repeat)
MARY: see above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: November 7 event on the mall. Summit’s Old Rag hike and overnight. Flag football Saturday before Thanksgiving. Details in the channel.
COT: Many people dread Mondays. I believe we are created in God‘s image. God is a creator. He tasked us to be fruitful and multiply, and to subdue the Earth and provide the goods and services that we all need. That’s a privilege. I try to encourage myself to look at Mondays as an opportunity. By bringing a good attitude, I help myself to be productive, my family, and my colleagues. Yes, we love Fridays and the weekend. We also can choose to love Mondays.

Terrapin Station – Mon

Date: 2026-10-26
AO: Terrapin Station
Q: Enron ,
PAX: V8, Enron, Groundhog, Landscape, Ripcord, citrus, 2 percent FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: run warmup, iw, hillbilly, arm circles, windmill, RVE, wmh, down doggies THE THANG:
Burpee escalator with short bear crawl to hand release merkins and air squats 1-10

Tuckabloc deadlift, farmers carry to OH press 8x

Wall sit, timer does 3-5 (or 35) pull-ups. Switch wall sit to handstand or balls to wall. 10 rnds.

MARY: easy jog with 4 stops for ab exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GRUNT. SIGN THE HECK UP.
Do the hike on Friday. It will be fun.

COT: give sincere feedback, not just praise.

Capital Montessori Kettlebell Club. Gear

Date: 2026-10-24
AO: Capital Montessori Kettlebell Club.
Q: Legacy ,
PAX: Flux, Moderator, Legacy, Play-Doh, Craigs List, Roulette FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: imperial Walker Hellbilly side, straddle hop, ref, vegetable extractor without a bounce help get the kettle bells out of Play Dohs car THE THANG:

Kettlebell Swings EMOM x 14 sets
*Heavy: 2–6 reps
*Standard: 8–10 reps

Loaded Carries

Single-Arm Reverse Ladder Complexes x 4 (Left, Right)
*Rung 3: 3 Rows ➔ 1 Clean ➔ 3 Squats ➔ 3 Presses (1s pause) ➔ 3 Squats *Rung 2: 2 Rows ➔ 1 Clean ➔ 2 Squats ➔ 2 Presses (1s pause) ➔ 2 Squats *Rung 1: 1 Row ➔ 1 Clean ➔ 1 Squat ➔ 1 Press (1s pause) ➔ 1 Squat *Rest: 15–30s between rungs | 45–60s between ladders

Cool-Down: Hollow Body, Superman

MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q is open next week! The Grunt.

COT: Accelerate? if all you have time for us to come out for workouts, we get it. But when you get time, we need you pushing yourself and pushing guys to get us to the next level. In fact, thedriveway and capital-montessori-kettlebell-club are great examples of F3 acceleration!

The cold reality

Date: 2026-10-25
AO: Social Distance
Q: Popeyes ,
PAX: Bone, Moderator, Bean Counter, Big Short, Popeyes
FNGs:
COUNT: 5

WARMUP: provided encouragement to HT as a solo rucker
THE THANG: 6.6 miles at around 8 min/mile
MARY: 44 merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS: taxes will never go down
COT: pay your taxes