hoya-paxa “What a wonderful day for an exorcise.”

Date: 2025-10-09
AO: hoya-paxa
Q: Trademark
PAX: pilowfight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: Motivator, AC, CA, MP, WMH, IW, HB
THE THANG:
Mosey to Cooper Field
Jump Squats x 10, Ten and Twos x 10 IC, Bonnie Blairs x 10 IC Run 200 yards
Merkins x 10, Burpees x 10, 180 Jump Squat x 10 IC
Run 200 yards
Mosey to Exorcists Steps
Merkins x 10, Alt. Lunges x 10 IC, Pull Ups
Exorcise down the steps
Merkins x 10, LBCs x 10 IC, Imperial Squat Walker x 10 IC
Exorcise up the steps
Mosey to the starting point.

MARY: Toy Soldier x 10 IC, Crunchy Frogs x 10 IC, Don Quiote x 10 IC, Airpress x 10 IC ANNOUNCEMENTS: Airtaffic Controllers are on Strike
COT: The people who most need to learn a lesson are the least likely to take it to heart.

Tags: hoya-paxa, pilowfight

freestate Army Fitness Test (2)

Date: 2025-10-09
AO: freestate
Q: Dungeon Master
PAX: Mark Michael, Deagle, Andrew Churchill, Winston, Horshack, CashOnly, Cannoli, Rebound, Pigeon, Hot Sauce FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
• SSH x20 IC
• Hairy rockettes x15 IC
• Imperial walkers x15 IC
• Inchworm with push-up x5 OYO
• Twists x10 OYO
• Michael Phelps x10IC
• Willie Mays Hayes x10 IC
• Cherry Pickers x10 IC
• Warm-up jog

THE THANG:

Everyone get coupons…

Start: Split into two groups. 5 or so overhand chin-ups alternating with step-ups on picnic table (3 sets)

Army Fitness Test: Combat specialties: Introduces one sex-neutral, age-normed standard that requires a total score of 350, with a minimum of 60 points per event. We’ll target the 70 point standard for each event (listed first below).

event
70 points (combat)
60 points (combat enablers)
Deadlift
3-reps 190 pounds
3-reps 140 pounds
Hand release push-ups
22 correct reps in 2m
11 correct reps in 2m
Sprint-drag-carry
2m27s
2m53s
Plank
1m42s
1m10s
2-mile run
19m30s max
22m04s max

Set 1 (3 sets) — Deadlift
• Curls with coupon x20, x15, x15
• Deadlifts with coupon x15, x15, x15
• Alternating lunges w/ coupon, x10, x10, x6
• Repeat 1x using 2nd rep figure, repeat using 3rd rep figure… • MOSEY twice around basketball court

Set 2 (2 sets) — Hand release push-ups
• Hand release push-ups, as many as you can, 1 min/set
• Chest press w/ coupon, x15, x15
• Quadraplex, 1 min/set
• Repeat 1x using 2nd rep figure
• MOSEY twice around basketball court

Set 3 (1 set) — sprint-drag-carry and plank
• Sprint across court and back, carry coupon across court, repeat 1x • Bent over row, x30

MARY:
• Low plank 1m40s
• Leg lift Rosalita x10 IC
• Flutters x10 IC
• Scissors x10 IC
• LBCs x10 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Accelerate2025 fund-raiser

COT: Try another F3 AO when traveling. Appreciate the global fellowship.

Tags: freestate, Mark Michael, Deagle, Andrew Churchill, Winston, Horshack, CashOnly, Cannoli, Rebound, Pigeon, Hot Sauce

olympus The Mogadishu Mile

Date: 2025-10-09
AO: olympus
Q: Pop Fly
PAX: SubPrime, Battleship, Doodles, Obadiah, Ashe, Crop Duster, Baywatch, Monk, NOAA, Hightower, Rollingstone FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Standard… SSH, WMH, WGS
THE THANG: The Mogadishu Mile
4 rounds with your coupon. All together

19x KB Swings
19x Squats
19x Cross-over Merkins (hard way)
Shuffle a lap with your coupon

Repeat 4 times

MARY: 19x Rocky Sit-ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
a) 18 October – Road clean up at sparta
b) 8 November – thegrunt (EC ruck before at 0530)

Prayers for the villages in the Philippines where devastation from a recent earthquake occurred

COT: Q recounted the story of the battle of Mogadishu from October 3-4 in 1993. The Q forgot to mention the 19 Soldiers who died that day (hence the 19 reps). Q spoke about how he saw in this mile, and what those men did, as the foundational to F3. Leave no man behind, leave no man where you found him

Tags: olympus, SubPrime, Battleship, Doodles, Obadiah, Ashe, Crop Duster, Baywatch, Monk, NOAA, Hightower, Rollingstone

thefarm Coupon Dora on a Rainy Morning

Date: 2025-10-08
AO: thefarm
Q: Squatter
PAX: Firehead, Trilogy, Running Man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
– SSHs IC
– Grady Corns IC
– Don Quijote IC
– Willie Mays Hayes IC
– Imperial Walkers IC
– Triangle mosey

THE THANG:
Dora – Pax 1 Sprints length of field and back while Pax 2 does:

75 – Coupon Overhead Press
100 Merkins
150 – Coupon Curl
200 – LBCs
300 – Goblet Squats
100 – Coupon Bench Press

Bonus Round by Popular Demand: Bonnie Blairs

MARY:
– Rosalitas IC
– Penguin Crunches IC
– Side Crunches
– American Hammers
– Flutter Kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Friday Q – Trilogy
Saturday Ruck Q – TBD

COT:
Throwing away a lot of stuff made me appreciate more the things that to me are truly valuable in life: our personal relationships.

Tags: thefarm, Firehead, Trilogy, Running Man