Useless Facts

Date: 2023-09-27
AO: thefarm
Q: Chile
PAX: Infinity, Sparky, Matthew – Running Man, Squatter, Hydrant, Wapner (DR) FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Grady Corn
Beet Pickers
Michael Phelps
Willie Maes Hayes
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
Movie trailers got their name because they were originally shown after the movie. Frank Sinatra was offered the starring role in Die Hard when he was in his 70s.

15 Lunges (one leg at a time)
20 Merkins
20 Squats

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Women hiccup less than men.
A “jiffy” is about one trillionth of a second.

15 Overhead press (coupon)
10 Nolan Ryans (each side)
20 Dips

Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

15 Bent over rows (coupon)
Plank – 30 seconds
15 Durkins

Your fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year. Engineers failed to account for the weight of all the books that it would eventually hold.

12 Single Leg Deadlifts (each leg)
15 Glute Bridges
20 Urkins

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!

15 Coupon Curls
Ball Toss around circle – 20 Mountain Climbers for drops

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
You spend 92 days of your life on the toilet.
The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

MARY:
Penguin Crunches
Rosalitas
Toe Touches
Doggy Paddle

COT:
Trustworthiness, stick-to-it-iveness, and determination are the qualities that will help you to win the battle of life. – Heber J Grant

Wednesday Beatdown

Date: 2023-09-27
AO: theaerie
Q: Lonestar
PAX: Chasqui
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: side straddle hops, Michael Phelps, picking cherries, willie mays Hayes, mosey THE THANG: 1. 4 50 yd mosey then 50yd sprint.
2. 3 sets – 30 wall hand stand followed by 10 jump squats.
3. 25 yd walk (down field and back). 25 yd curls then 25 big boy sit ups, 25 yd skull crusher then Freddy Mercury, 25 suitcase carry then American hammer, 25 yd suit case then flutter kicks 4. 25 yd typewriter – side bear crawl with merkin every 5 yes 5. 25 yd lunges then 25 step ups
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: battlefield hike Oct 7
COT: we are not made to sit on the couch!!!

Rainy night in Virginia

Date: 2023-09-25
AO: mondaynightruckers
Q: Jetstream
PAX: Stewie, Tron
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
THE THANG: 5.25 miles in the gloom on a Monday night
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battlefield Ruck
COT: In the midst of a changing world and life changes, let us look to one who is the same yesterday, today, and forever. The grass withers and the flowers fade, but the word of our God stands forever.

Silly Olympics 50 meter name calling event

Date: 2023-09-27
AO: horizon-ao
Q: Magoo
PAX: 2 percent, Disco, Purple Rain, Trifecta, Mr Haand, Attache’, sticks, Classified, Leroy Jenkins FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: caterpiller merkins, lunge twist, greek gods, fellowship lap
THE THANG: all begin set of exercises, first PAX sprints 50 yards, each sprinter calls out next PAX till all have sprinted. Change exercises and repeat. MARY: Finisher mosey by @Purple_Rain
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Strive for precision in thought and speech (or @Purple_Rain will lead us on a long run).