The Driveway Mobility

Date: 2026-04-03
AO: The Driveway
Q: Play-Doh ,
PAX: Tariff, Fish Fry, Bone, Play-Doh, Flux, Prestige, Cedar FNGs: 1 Cedar
COUNT: 7
IRONCLAD: DURABILITY DRIVE 2.0

1. WARM-UP
– THE WINDLASS PRIMER
– Toe Fan & Grips
– Slow-Motion Heel Raises
– Ankle Circles
– HIP CIRCUIT
– Prying Goblet Squat
– 90/90 Hip Switches
– Adductor Rock Backs
– Half-Kneeling Hip Flexor Rocks
– World’s Greatest Stretch (WGS)
– CORE/SCAP Activation
– Dead Bug
– Scapular Push-Ups
2. P1: THE BASE (Ankle Armor)
– Heel Walks
– Toe Walks
– Calf Raises (Toes Dorsiflexed Slow)
3. P2: THE PRIME (Neural & Lateral)
– Turkish Get-Ups (TGUs)
– Static Copenhagen Planks
4. P3: THE MEAT (Hips & Hammies Superset)
(Superset the same leg, then switch x 2)
– Contralateral Bulgarian Split Squat
– Contralateral Single-Leg RDL

5. P4: UPPER & FLUSH (Rotational/Metabolic)
– Upper
– Kneeling KB Press
– Bent Over Row (Hip Row)
– Flush
– KB Windmills
6. MARY
– Single Leg Long-Lever Hamstring ISO

COT [edited for publication]

This is the hard truth: the 100% effort days are glorious, but they don’t build the foundation. Longevity isn’t found in a single burst of max effort—it’s forged in the relentless, consistent commitment to moderate effort. Today, we chose quality over quantity, durability over dominance. We made every rep count, not for a fleeting moment of glory, but to ensure we’re still posting and performing ten years from now. Max efforts are the seasoning, but consistent, high-quality work is the bread and butter. Commit to the daily discipline, and your future self will thank you for the armor you built today.

Welcome FNG @Cedar!

I’ll be your brisket buddy

Date: 2026-04-05
AO: Mother Ruckers
Q: Ice Tea ,
PAX: Ice Tea, Poe, Old Bay
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: None

THE THANG: We rucked 3.32 miles through Falls Church. Stopped at the basketball court to do some PT with the rucks:

• 30 Coupon squats
• Coupon lunge walk to half court and back
• 20 Overhead presses with ruck

Did 30 weighted merkins at the finish line.

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: None

COT: None

Olympus

Date: 2026-04-04
AO: Olympus
Q: Hightower ,
PAX: Pop Fly, Hightower, Ashe, Monk, Norm, Peanuts, Sprocket DR PAX Houston FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Stretching & warmups

THE THANG:
Fellowship jog around LBSS. 2 stops same exercises, back courtyard and front entrance. 20 incline merkins
20 air squats
20 dips

Hoops drills then 3 v 3 game

MARY:
Flutter kicks & LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Road clean up Sat, 4/25
Murph Challenge Mon, 5/25

COT:
40 days ago we took on Burden Run, now closing out Lent. To be better leaders in our family & community, whether we are son, brother, husband, father. Happy Easter

The Sandlot

Date: 2026-04-04
AO: The Sandlot
Q: Trademark ,
PAX: Lazlo, 2 percent, The Tulip, Hard Knox, Forceps, Defiance, Trademark, Tariff, Cartel FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
DeMotivator x10 IC (Renamed given how poorly YHC managed it) Front straddle hop x10IC
Side straddle hop x10Ic
Chain breaker x10 IC
Arm circle x10 IC
Circle arm x10 IC
Mikey Phelps x 10 IC
Willy Maze Haze x10 IC
Down dog OYO
Worlds greatest
Cobra Kai

THE THANG:
Round 1: 25 x Blockees, 25 x Thrusters, 25 x Weoghted Squat, 25x weighted calf raise, 25x LBC, 25 shuffle, 25 karaoke, 25 shuffle, 25 yard sprint.

Round 2: 15 x Blockees, 15 x Thrusters, 15 x Weoghted Squat, 15 x weighted calf raise, 25x LBC, 25 shuffle, 25 karaoke, 25 shuffle, 25 yard sprint.

Round 3: 25 x Burpees, 25 x Air Press, 25 x Air Squat, 25x weighted calf raise in cadence, 25x LBC, 25 shuffle, 25 karaoke, 25 shuffle, 25 yard sprint.

Round 4: 10 x Burpees, 10 x Air Press, 10 x Air Squat, 10 x weighted calf raise in cadence, 10 x LBC, 25 shuffle, 25 karaoke, 25 shuffle, 25 yard sprint.

Capture the Coupons: 4v5, five minutes, Two end zones 25m apart, carry your opponents coupons to your end zone, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat….

MARY: various cool down exercises and stretches.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bone a thon, the Murph, convergence, leadership call, check out McLean.
COT: We all live in the simulation of our own minds. Only we can control our thoughts. Lay your burdens down this weekend and let positivity SPRING.