horizon-ao Spring Training

Date: 2025-03-05
AO: horizon-ao
Q: Disco
PAX: Kodiak, Purple Rain, Attache’, Magoo, SPINAL TAP, Enron FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vigoda, WMH/RVEx, d dog/WGS, OYO. Fellowship lap
THE THANG: Pax finished 8 innings before Mary. Each inning had a mode of motion, body weight exercise repeated 5/10/15/20x at 1st/2nd/3rd/Home, and a coupon exercise 25x: 1st: Run. Merkins. Curls.
2nd: Yves Poll. Jump squats.overhead press.
3rd: karaoke (out). T- stabilizers. Coupon squats:
4th: karaoke (in). Shoulder taps. Mike Tysons.
5th: high knees. Overhead claps. Kettlebells.
6th: one way run. Bobby Hurleys. Grave diggers.
7th: run. Squats. Thrusters.
8th: Home Run Trot w/ swagger. Round the worlds.
MARY: Each One Pick One: box cutters, penguin crunches, flutters, j Los, WWIs, etc. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some sort of something in June.
COT: When uncertainty measures are high – in life, not just the equities markets – check your assumptions, be generous with your attention to your loved ones, stay engaged with your fellow travelers, and know that support and a listening ear is as close as Friday coffeeteria.

Tags: horizon-ao, Kodiak, Purple Rain, Attache’, Magoo, SPINAL TAP, Enron

thepatriot Non Ducor. Duco.

Date: 2025-03-05
AO: thepatriot
Q: Boardwalk
PAX: Wedding Singer, Fiddler, bogey, Lucius, Bob the Builder, Overthrow, Ice Tea, Rim Fire, Memento, CableGuy, Shake ‘n’ Bake, SAAS, Strange Brew, Walker, Lazlo, citrus FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH; MP; DQ; CP; WMH; DD; WG; CK

THE THANG:

SET 1: 10 8-count man makers; 20 yd RC/FC; 10 burpees; 20 yd RC/FC; 10 plank jacks; 20 yd RC/FC; 10 merkins; 20 yd RC/FC; 10 Thrusters; 20 yd RC/FC—Repeat set in reverse.

SET 2: 800 Meter: 400 karaoke straights and jog turns; 400 sprint straights and jog turns.

SET 3: 10 WW; 20 yd MB/LW; 10 WW2; 20 yd MB/LW; 10 WW1; 20 yd MB/LW; 10 LBC; 20 yd MB/LW; 10 chest press; 20 yd MB/LW—Repeat set in reverse.

SET 4: 400 Meter: Space invader straights and jog turns.

MARY: CP; DD; CK

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Watch the Channel.

COT: Leadership shows itself in many forms. You can step up and lead an event; you can lead by example; and you can develop leaders in others. Leadership is as much about action as it is a state of mind. Live the Latin saying “Non-Ducor. Duco.”, which means “I am not led. I lead.”

Tags: thepatriot, Wedding Singer, Fiddler, bogey, Lucius, Bob the Builder, Overthrow, Ice Tea, Rim Fire, Memento, CableGuy, Shake ‘n’ Bake, SAAS, Strange Brew, Walker, Lazlo, citrus

theaerie Parade of gains

Date: 2025-03-04
AO: theaerie
Q: Stewie
PAX: Trifecta, Chasqui, Stewie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
• Ssh/Frankenstein
• Buttkicker/Willie mh
• Cherry pick/Arm circles
• Michael phelps/Quad stretch hold fence

THE THANG:
Leave coupons at corner by gate.
As we do running exercise every time we pass coupons do exercises, 47 reps for each day between Fat Tuesday and Easter then resume the run.

Soccer field perimeter divided I to 6 markers, 4 corners and midfield. Must stay together and pass soccerball while running.

Start at midfield.
Jog to corner
Sprint 1
Jog 1
Sprint 2
Jog 1
Sprint 3
Jog 1…till all 6
Finish with final coupon exercise for 5 total

1. Thruster x47
2. Squat x47
3. Curls x47
4. Kbell x47
5. Row x47

MARY:
• Dead bug x12
○ On back arms up, legs at 90degrees. Alternate straightening opposite arm/leg. • Plank-ups x12
• Side plank hip dip x12
• Canoe hold x25sec hold
○ Lie flat outstretched arms/legs
○ Raise shoulder and feet up few inches
• Freddie Mercury x12

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Mar 22…Mens Conference
Mar TBD 12mi speed ruck
https://www.parkvalleychurch.com/mensconference

COT:
Shared some Mardi Gras facts and prayed for small miracles.

Tags: theaerie, Trifecta, Chasqui, Stewie

theaerie Endless Loop

Date: 2025-03-05
AO: theaerie
Q: Lonestar
PAX: Trifecta, Stewie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Picking cherries
10 yd Frankenstein
10 yd high knees
THE THANG:
Walk 1 straight 100yd jog turns and sprint other 100 yd laps – 6x stopping for Beatdown at 50 with below

Merkins/merkins with clap
Derkins
Carolina dry dock
Curls for girls

Jump squats
Thruster
Lunges across field and back

Scissor kicks
American hammer
Freddy Mercury

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Prayer is for daughters that they can believe the are fearfully and wonderfully made!!!!

Tags: theaerie, Trifecta, Stewie

atlantis basic parkour

Date: 2025-03-04
AO: atlantis
Q: True North
PAX: Hammerhead, Hammer, Infinity, Bunyon
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: down and back on the green, bear crawl, crawl bear, and crab walks with 10x SSH, butt kicks, high knees on the ends
THE THANG: mosey follow-the-leader to various bench-like things around the Ao, then do a set of 10x each squats, derkins, dips, erkins, reverse leg raises, and box jumps (6 sets total) MARY: freddy mercury for 1 min
COT: “preparation” season. Some types of preparation are obvious, like water and food for emergencies. Next level is longer lead things like physical health. Even longer term and higher level is developing the relationships amongst family and friends that will sustain you and others in times of crisis.

Tags: atlantis, Hammerhead, Hammer, Infinity, Bunyon