Author: f3nano

Date: 2025-04-30
AO: thefarm
Q: Sparky
PAX: Lumbergh, Firehead
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: ssh, beet pickers, Michael Phelps, arm circles, neck rolls THE THANG:
Tabata 8×8 20 on 10 off

Merkins
LBC
Squats
Dead bugs
Wall site
Carolina Dry docks
Bird dogs
Superman

MARY: na
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lumberg Q Friday
COT:
“It is not enough to say we are Christians. We must live the faith, not only with our words, but with our actions. “ Pope Francis

Tags: thefarm, Lumbergh, Firehead

Date: 2025-04-30
AO: ignite
Q: Popeye
PAX: Gherkin, Big Short, Kodak, Hobbyhorse, Goldfish, Flat Tire, Fitz-Hume, Pepco, Legacy, Lazlo, Flapjack, Enron FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: The Usual

THE THANG: 4 rounds of: relay race, followed by 30 of something hard, followed by something important to maintain as you age

Round 1
Bear crawl relay
Smurf jacks
Silent 21

Round 2
Crawl bear relay
Monkey humpers
Life alerts

Round 3
Lunge relay
Mucho leggos
Bird baths

Round 4
Crab walk relay
Burpees
Bruce Lees

MARY: Rolling plank progression

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flat Tire’s VQ next week. Good luck to Legacy in Pittsburgh half marathon. Check channel for others.

COT: YHC inadvertently insulted the pax with the phrase “healthy aging,” which will never be lived down. But seriously, F3 is full of men who are amazing athletes long after the world’s sad clowns have thrown in the towel, and YHC is lucky to have role models like that.

Tags: ignite, Gherkin, Big Short, Kodak, Hobbyhorse, Goldfish, Flat Tire, Fitz-Hume, Pepco, Legacy, Lazlo, Flapjack, Enron

Date: 2025-04-30
AO: potomac-rising
Q: RA
PAX: Tiger Lilly, FIFA (F3 The Capital), Tom Cox, Groundskeeper, Baguette, Promoter, William Savage, ShamWow FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Torso Twists – 20 IC
Windmills – 20 IC
Merkins – 20 IC
Mountain climbers – 20 IC
Side straddle hops – 20 IC

THE THANG:
Partner up, one does exercise with coupons while other does the cardio circuit. After both have done each, move to next set.

Cardio: mosey around the court
Exercise: curl
Exercise: overhead press

Cardio: farmer’s carry (1 or 2 coupons, can modify)
Exercise: skull crusher
Exercise: taint-scrapers

Cardio: speedwalk across the court
Exercise: bent-over rows (L)
Exercise: bent-over rows (R)

Mosey around the school

Repeat the circuit

MARY:
Dying Cockroaches – 20 IC
Dying fish (supermans) – 20 IC
Repeat, laddering down by 5

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Note convergence on June 7

COT:
In June I’ll be moving to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Same daytime job but will be leading a ministry effort at University of Michigan. Prayers appreciated!

Tags: potomac-rising, Tiger Lilly, FIFA (F3 The Capital), Tom Cox, Groundskeeper, Baguette, Promoter, William Savage, ShamWow

Date: 2025-04-30
AO: horizon-ao
Q: SPINAL TAP
PAX: 3 mile, Kodiak, Purple Rain
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, hill Billies, Tai Fighters, Willie Mays Hayes, Tennessee Rocking chair, worlds greatest stretch
THE THANG: wide merkin, bobby Hurley, toy soldier, merkins, WW1 situp, Burpees, Bear crawl, crawl bear, offset merkins, dips, round the world merkins, squats, curtsey squats MARY: THUNDERSTRUCK
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ask Kodiak
COT: May Day

Tags: horizon-ao, 3 mile, Kodiak, Purple Rain

Date: 2025-04-30
AO: theaerie
Q: Lonestar
PAX: Trifecta
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
Warm up
Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Picking cherries
10 yd Frankenstein
10 yd high knees
THE THANG:
2x 20 yd typewriter – side bear crawl 20yds (every 5yds do merkin)

4x – 30 second wall stand then 10 jump squats

4x 50yd mosey to 50 yd sprint – 10 merkins

Pyramid sets of 10, 15, 20, 15 & 10 of
Thruster, curls & abs
MARY:
Box cutters, American Hammers, lemon squeezes (12 reps each) ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Tags: theaerie, Trifecta