Pair of EMOMs at the FreeState

AO: #freestate

QIC: @Deagle

PAX: 1 @Horshack

Warm Up

· SSH x 25 IC

· The Chinook x 20 IC each side

· Michael Phelps x 15 IC

· Imperial Walkers x 20 IC

· Side Skating x 15 IC

· Mosey around the blacktop, high knees on the sides

· El Capitan x 15 each direction

· Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

· Baby burpees x 10 on Q

· Windmills x 15 IC

· Merkins x 10 IC

· Mosey around the blacktop, ass kickers

The Thang:

10 minutes of EMOM (Every Minute On the Minute) with coupons

· Biceps x15

· Jump over x20

· Overhead press x10

Coupon-a-cide on the blacktop

Second round of 8 minutes EMOM

· Pushups x10

· Coupon Squats x10

· Dips x10

Mary:

· Reverse Crunches x 20 IC

· Freddie Mercury x 15 IC

· Windshield wipers x 20

· Travoltas x15 IC

· BBS x20 IC

· Dollys x 10 IC + 10 flutters

Chuck Norris on Virtual

AO: Virtual

QIC: Infinity

The PAX: Wall-E and 2 Percent

WarmUp: Air Squats, Don Quixote, Cherry Pickers, Rockettes, Michael Phelps, Merkins, and Mountain Climbers.

The Thang:

5 Rounds of the Following:

  • 30s High Knees

  • 10 Chuck Norris Push-ups (aka, Knerkins)

  • 10 American Hammers IC

  • 10 Squat Kicks IC

  • Chuck Norris fact (see below)

4 Rounds of the Following:

  • 10 Roundhouse Kicks

  • 10 R Crossover Punch, L Jab, R Uppercut, R Knee (L leg fwd)

  • 10 L Crossover Punch, R Jab, L Uppercut, L Knee (R leg fwd)

  • Chuck Norris fact (see below)

2 Rounds of the Following:

  • 10 Jump Squats

  • 10 Break Dancers IC

  • 10 Bear Crawls/Crawl Bears IC

  • CDDs

  • Chuck Norris fact (see below)

Chuck Norris Facts:

  1. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

  2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—three times.

  4. They once named a street after him, but they had to rename it. No one dared cross Chuck Norris!

  5. How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

  6. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  7. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

  8. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

  9. Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World of Records.

  10. Bigfoot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

  11. Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

  12. Chuck Norris was exposed to COVID-19. The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.

  13. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.

  14. Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

Mary: Australian Snow Angels, Sweat Angels, Nolan Ryans, Reverse Plank hold, and Flutter Kicks.

Observations: This workout challenged not just cardio and strength, but also coordination and balance. All PAX executed complicated movements like pros, although YHC confused his punch and jab multiple times.

CoT: “A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” – Chuck Norris

Armies

AO: Patriot

QIC: Citrus

PAX: Cable Guy, Jenner, Lazlo, Lucius, Maguire, MySpace, Piccolo, Spokes, Wedding Singer, YHC

WARMUP: SSH, Hillbillies, imperial walkers, WMH, windmills, cherry pickers, downward dog

THE THANG:
If results are the only thing that matter, then today went exactly as planned – all arms were smoked. If following a plan to perfection is what counts…well, YHC wasn’t perfect.

As designed, the PAX partnered up, and there were 10 stations:

  • Coupon Shoulder Press
  • Coupon Chest Press
  • Coupon Curls
  • Coupon Tricep Press
  • Coupon Atlas Press
  • Air Press
  • Merkins
  • Plank
  • Dry docks
  • Shoulder Taps

YHC had planned for two 10 minute AMRAPs with an intricate competition that involved counting cumulative reps, prizes, and penalties. Turns out that moving quickly between stations, having partners working at different speeds, and aggregating counts isn’t easy.

Instead, the PAX did the following as partners, hitting every station once:
5x 1 minute AMRAPs
Fellowship lap (400m)
5x 1 minute AMRAPs
Fellowship lap (400m)

YHC mixed up the partners, then:
5x 1 minute AMRAPs
Fellowship lap (400m)

MARY: Flutter kick, LBC, ring of fire side planks

COT: "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face". Even for the COT, adaptation is key. After reusing yesterday’s COT this morning, YHC realized he missed a golden opportunity to invoke the sage pugilist, Michael Gerard Tyson. When the plan got punched in the face this morning, it was time to modify the approach. Be prepared to roll with it, today and everyday. That doesn’t mean "abandon the goal" – it means, do the work and be prepared to change things up on the fly.

Neighborly Fun Run & Playground of Pain at FreeState

AO: #FreeState
QIC: @Horshack
PAX: 3 – @Deagle and @CashOnly

Warm Up:

  • SSH x 25 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Windmills x 15 IC
  • Burpees x 10 IC
  • Michael Phelps x 15 IC
  • Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

The Thang:

  • One mile Indian Run to GlenMar Park
  • AMRAP Circuit #1 (40 on / 20 off)
    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Squats
    • Monkey Bars (ouch, we’re not 10 years old anymore!)
  • Mosey to Tennis Court
    • Tennis-cides x 2
  • AMRAP Circuit #2 (40 on / 20 off)
    • Step Ups
    • Decline Merkins
    • Alternating Lunges
    • Assisted Pull Ups
  • Recovery one mile run back to #freeState

Mary – straight through, no break

  • American Hammer x 10 IC
  • Freddie Mercuries x 10 IC
  • Side Crunches x 10 each side IC
  • Flutters x 10 IC

COT: Q-Source (Q1.8: Whetstone)

  • A knife is sharpened by a whetstone
  • To whet is to put on an edge so that it is sharp, ready for use, and dynamic
  • HIMs act as a whetstone to sharpen other men – aka "Blades" (Stephen Covey calls it "sharpening the saw")
  • In Q-Source vernacular, "Sharpening" is the process by which a whetstone equips a blade for leadership.
  • HIMs don’t wait for retirement to serve as a mentor or "Stone" for others
  • Mentorship helps the Stone as much as it helps the Blade
  • The Whetstone relationship helps close a HIM’s own hypocrisy gap
  • Helping a "Blade" build guardrails takes a HIM out if his own selfishness and self-delusion (the fuels of hypocrisy)
  • Using straight talk and taking hard looks at ourselves – both the Stone and Blade are better prepared for life come what may

Q-School at Atlantis

AO: Atlantis

QIC: Infinity

The PAX: Boomer, Deflator, Bratwurst, Hammerhead, Grease Monkey, and Khakis

Disclaimer: At the start of your workout, you need to give the disclaimer. Specifically, this is a free, volunteer, peer-led workout. You are not a professional. You also have no knowledge of any injuries or fitness considerations. It is each person’s responsibility to be safe and modify exercises if you need to.

Also, while COVID-19 restrictions are in place, inform the PAX that the workout will allow social distancing, and that all should maintain social distancing during the workout.

WarmUp: It’s best to start with some type of light exercises to warm up the group. Think of muscles like taffy… when cold, snapping happens easier. When warm, nice and smooth.

Review how to lead basic counted exercises. This is probably the trickiest part for new Qs. Calling Cadence in the F3 style serves a number of purposes:

  • Creates rhythm which distracts the mind from the task at hand

  • Builds teamwork by synchronizing PAX and creating focus

  • Not knowing the number of reps discourages budgeting of effort; you get used to going as long as you have to

Proper Cadence Sequence

  • “The next exercise is…” [pause] “Side Straddle Hop!” (or name of other exercise)

  • “Starting Position…” [pause] “Move!”

  • “In Cadence…” [pause] “Exercise!” (begin count 1..2..3)

Other Notes

  • Leader counts the cadence, (1 … 2 … 3 … ), with each number generally corresponding to one movement of the exercise; pax count the repetitions ( … ONE). For many exercises, a completed four-count will correspond to two repetitions of an exercise.

  • Altering inflection on last rep signals that it’s time to “HALT!”

  • “Recover!” is the signal that the set is complete; absent a call of “Recover!,” pax should hold their final position at completion of the last rep and await further instruction

Have the PAX take turns leading the warmup exercises:

  • SSH, Michael Phelps, Cherry Pickers, Butt Kickers, and Mosey around field.

The Thang: Put together your plan. Check out the exercise database (Exicon) on F3Nation.com for inspiration. Lots of great exercises, and new Qs frequently find something new here to bring out. Only one rule applies: If you can’t do it, don’t Q it!

Plan more exercises than there is workout time–you don’t want to get caught empty-handed.

Demonstrate leading the first round, and then rotate among the PAX for leading the second round:

  • 100m Sprint

  • 10 Merkins

  • 15 Flutter Kicks IC

  • 20 Air Squats

Objective: Focusing on proper form accomplishes two objectives simultaneously. Proper form gives maximum exercise benefit and prevents injury. If you can’t do it, don’t Q it. Once your form suffers, halt exercise. Keep your eyes on the Pax. If you are losing more than 10 – 20 percent, halt and move on to the next exercise.

  • DO: Model proper form

  • DO: Be knowledgeable about proper form

  • DON’T: Prescribe one way to do an exercise. Modify as needs require.

Demonstrate leading the first round, and then rotate among the PAX for leading the second round:

  • 25m Bear Crawl

  • 10 CDDs IC

  • 10 Australian Snow Angels IC

  • 10 Reverse Lunges IC

Getting Prepped, General Info

  • Start on time. Wear a watch. End on time.

  • Be prepared for your lead to be more strenuous physically than you think. Counting cadence while you exercise can make it harder to breathe.

  • Remember you have help. If for any reason you want someone to grab a part of the workout even while you are out there, speak up.

  • When you screw up or fail, keep calm and drive on… count louder and push forward. As Dredd says, “When falling, dive!”

Demonstrate leading the first round, and then rotate among the PAX for leading the second round:

  • 50m Standing Long Jumps

  • 20 Overhead Claps IC

  • 20 Reverse Merkins

  • 10 Box Cutters

Getting Prepped, General Info

  • Every man thrashed, no man left behind. To promote “you versus you” but also to keep the PAX together, offer extra credit to the frontrunners via burpees, planks, merkins, etc.

  • Don’t take unnecessary risks or do stupid stuff. The Pax is looking for leadership and will follow often before thinking if they’re getting a great workout.

  • Think of CoT words in advance.

  • HAVE FUN. F3 groups are always supportive of new Qs. We love to see new people stepping up.

Mary: Take turns having the PAX lead the Mary:

Big Boi Sit-Ups, Penguin Crunches, LBCs, and 30s Plank.

Announcements: Hammerhead (QIC) and Deflator (Co-Q) will lead next week’s workout!

CoT: F3 stands for fitness, fellowship, and faith. F3 began in 2011, in Charlotte, North Carolina, when two friends, Dredd and OBT in Charlotte started a boot camp style workout for men, beginning on New Years Day, 1/1/11. Based on the high level of interest, the two came to realize that men needed something more than society was currently giving them; specifically, a male camaraderie that encourages growth and improvement.

F3 Core Values: The workouts have to:

  • Be free of charge

  • Be open to all men

  • Be held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold

  • Be led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary

  • End with a Circle of Trust

F3 Mission: To plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.