Fencing what?!?! How many walking lunges??

DATE: 2022-10-24
AO: Highlands
Q: Speedo
PAX: Hightower, Jag
FNGs: Touche (CO Q for the evening)
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Regular stuff
THE THANG:
Young Touche put the PAX through some Fencing drills and some hurt – Fencers advance across the field (I looked more like a crab funny walking on a beach, but he looked good), Fencing Squats, long haul walking lunge with twist, deep squat hops and of course Touches favorite Flip FLop Burpees which we will forever call Touches Flop Flip Burpee! (Start a burpee with the jump and then flop on your six/back for a big boy sit-up and then flip on your stomach for a pushup – see flop flip burpee) Next was a solid a round of 1st and 10

MARY: The Thang ended a little early so we just did abs, abs, and more abs ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Grunt, Turkey Trot and hangout afterwards
COT: When put in situations where you have no idea what you are doing…stay positive, look around, jump right in and do the best you can.

Have it your way: The Burger King workout

DATE: 2022-10-25
AO: Delphi
Q: Nano
PAX: Hightower, Peanuts, Pop Fly, Shogun, Yard Sale, Doodles, Rocket, Gadget, Rambler, Juneau, Obadiah FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Willy Mayes Haze, Michael Phelps, merkins, air squats, cherry pickers, hip flexor/calf stretch
THE THANG: This was a mixed coupon, running workout. The PAX started at the center of the field, then for each round they could do the following:

* Run a full lap.
* Run a half a lap, blockies while you wait
* Stay back and do blockies.

Once everyone returned, an exercise ensued with the coupon including: * Goblet squats
* Curls
* Tricep extensions
* Calf raises
* Thrusters
* Flutter Kicks
* Bent over rows

MARY: Yep!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Adopt a highway 10/29 Sparta-0700.
Corn Hole 10/30 -1300
The Grunt 11/12 -0700 Lincoln Memorial
2nd F for everyone 11/16 – Audacious Brewery?
Turkey Trot (Third Annual) Thanksgiving -0800 Olympus
COT: Very appreciative and blessed by all of the amazing people in my life. F3 has helped me see how important that is to all of us. Get out and help share F3 with others.

Monday Night Odd Coupon Ruckers

DATE: 2022-10-24
AO: Mor-Ruck-Ing
Q: Rocketman
PAX: Tron, Stewie, Raven
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
THE THANG: 3.3 miles in the gloom while discussing the history of GORUCK, GrowRuck, planning to survive overnighters, and how to tackle hard things.

MARY: Ended with a brief review of ruck-based exercises including ruck swings, pull throughs, flutter kicks, and other fun things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming GrowRuck and GORUCK events!

COT: 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 This is our standard of our love, just as Jesus Christ loved us.

Chutes and Ladders

DATE: 2022-10-25
AO: Freestate
Q: Horshack
PAX: Deagle, ShowMe, Cannoli, Winston
FNGs: Lefty, Brony
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

• SSH x 25 IC
• Imperial Walkers x 17 IC
• Shoulder Taps x 15 IC
• Mountain Climbers x 12 IC
• 4 laps – Ricky Bobby style
• LONG COUNT Willie Mays Hayes x 14 IC
• Trunk Twisters x 11 IC
• Michael Phelps x 14 IC
• Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

THE THANG:

Playground of Joy & Pain: 40 seconds on / 20 to switch
1. Decline Merkins
2. Deep heel-touch Squats
3. Dips
4. Step ups
5. Australian Pull Ups
• After Round 1: Jacobs Ladder 7 – 5 – 3
After Round 2: Jacobs Ladder 9 – 7 – 5 – 3 – 1

MARY:

• Leg Lift Rosalitas x 15 IC
• Box Cutters x 10 each direction IC
• Plank-o-rama x 10-10-10-10-10 IC
• Reverse Crunches x 15 IC
• Rodeo Flutters 10 Clockwise Outlaws -10 Flutter (short and fast) -10 CCW Outlaws -10 Flutters (long and slow)

Announcements
• The Grunt – Sat Nov 12 at 7am – at the Lincoln Memorial

COT:
• I saw a short article entitled: “Let’s Make Adulthood More Desirable” and it me an opportunity to reflect on my own parenting choices. Here are some excerpts.
• Sometimes people criticize the youth of today for their failure to launch into adulthood. They think those stuck in prolonged adolescence are lazy, soft, and unambitious. Others lay the blame at the feet of coddling mothers and fathers, indefinitely extending their childhoods.
• These critiques (along with many other cultural and economic forces) may partly explain the phenomenon of arrested development. But there’s another, deeper factor which underlies and drives them both: an insufficient pull and too-conflicted push.
• For many, adulthood means trading a life entirely devoted to learning for one in which you only read (maybe) two books a year. It means swapping a full schedule of sports, clubs, and music lessons for having exactly zero hobbies (unless watching Netflix counts). It means going from hanging out with peers for the bulk of each day to (maybe) seeing friends a few hours a month. It means shifting from experiencing plenty of firsts to being stuck in a hamster wheel of thousandths.
• From the outside looking in, young people see the life lived by most adults, and they’re understandably unsure they want the same. And the grown-ups living those lives aren’t sure they want them either: They might not be unhappy, but they’re not happy either. This ambivalence subconsciously lends a mixed message in their parenting; while one part of themselves nudges their kids towards maturity, another says, “Don’t be in a hurry to grow up — it doesn’t get better on this side of the fence!”
• Adulthood means taking on more responsibilities, and in turn, receiving more privileges. Unless we do something worthwhile — fun, interesting, desirable — with those privileges, young people won’t want to apply to the society of grown-ups, and adults won’t be able to wholeheartedly encourage them to join its ranks. • Count-o-rama
• Name-o-rama

UConn? You can! women’s ball conditioning circuits

DATE: 2022-10-25
AO: Atlantis
Q: Hammerhead
PAX: True North
FNGs: @PurpleCow
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial, CPs, trunk bends, Fabios, Alt Lunges, World’s Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Delta Pier Crawlbear/Bearcrawls…stadium Serpentine stairclimb, lap around Nats Park…
UCONN Womens Basketball 15× Triangle circuits of: High Knees, BouncePass, Karaokes , 30yd Dash [@ Winery Lot ]
MARY: Recumbent Freddie’s. FLUTTERKICKS and Hurdler hammers ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vets Day cometh
COT: thanks to @PurpleCow from ATL who “completed us” this morning … no words of wisdom, just give credit to the Creator