The 2.0s are better at soccer

Date: 2023-11-25
AO: horizon-ao
Q: Kodiak
PAX: Smokey, Grapevine, Sunshine, Lazlo, citrus, Disco, Fish Fry, Gherkin, Attache’, Shake ‘N’ Bake, Tombraider (2.0), 12-point (2.0), Uppercut (2.0), Yadier (2.0) FNGs: 2 Uppercut (2.0), Yadier (2.0)
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, IW, don quixotes, wmh, dd, up, stretching
THE THANG: The pax participated in a fellowship lap and on our second trip around stopped at 6 stations for merkins, squats, shoulder taps, jungle boy squats, calf raises and burpees. After completing, the Pax divided into two teams and played a game of F3 soccer with a burpee performed every time the ball went out of bounds and a round of exercises performed after each goal. The goal scoring was done primarily by the 2.0s, who demonstrated superior soccer skills and Uppercut qualifying for full ringer status. A good time was had by all. MARY: Incorporated with the post-goal exercise sets.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Hour tonight, 40 mile cross-county trek
COT: A crowdsourced COT where each Pax gave one-word answer to the question: What are you thankful for?

… Great Artists Steal, musical Dora

Date: 2023-11-24
AO: thefarm
Q: Sparky
PAX: Kaboom, Infinity, Matthew – Running Man, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: ssh, Don Quixote, beet pickers, arm circles, surrenders, neck rolls THE THANG:
Dora style
One person runs 60 meters while other does exercises. Runs had variation, back peddle and karaoke
Merkins, Bobby Hurley, plank, side squat, Moroccan night club, monkey humpers, Al Gore, lbc MARY:
Flutter kicks, rosalitas, glute bridges, Superman
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ruck tomorrow
COT: we all shared things we we’re thankful for

Thanksgiving Day Burpee Trot

Date: 2023-11-23
AO: edge_of_reason
Q: Quip
PAX: Ringworm (DR-Rubicon), Card Shark, Mac (DR-Rubicon)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WEATHER:
Brisk 41° and clear

WARMUP:
15cc SSH
15cc windmills
15cc mt climbers
5 up and down Motivator
3 bonus Burpees
Stretches oyo

THE THANG:
5k run – 15 oyo burpees every time the Q mentions a thanksgiving dinner item — If each pax says something they’re thankful for, the 15 will get reduced to 10.
(Foods I recall being called out: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potato pudding, cottage potatoes, three bean casserole, sweet rolls, pie, whipped cream, cranberry sauce, cream corn, baked pineapple) Completed 3.2 miles and at least 150 burpees.

MARY:
15 cc Am hams
15 cc dying cockroaches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Thanksgiving!

COT:
Cardshark’s friend recovery from stroke Pitch
Ringworm an his M trying for a second child and comfort in waiting and loss. Quip’s family coming in to town that he and his M can provide a restful space.

Gobble Grinder ’23

Date: 2023-11-23
AO: thegeneral
Q: 2 percent
PAX: Lazlo, citrus, Major Payne, Hard Knox, Apples
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billy’s, Arm Circles, Don Quixote’s, Willy Mays Hays, RVE’s, Downward Dog, Kobra Kai, World’s Greatest Stretch, Fellowship Lap
THE THANG: 5 Rounds: 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, 20 BB sit ups, 20 Burpees, 400 meter run (on the last run we did it Ricky Bobby style for style points) MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prom Dates, Nolan Ryans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Citrus learned what a snood is.
COT: Another Thanksgiving is upon us. Please keep in mind those who we are thankful for, those who are struggling, and those who are no longer with us. The QIC is especially thankful for this fine group of men who sacrifice their mornings to come out into the gloom and push each other. Wishing everyone a happy, healthy Thanksgiving holiday.