Date: 2023-11-29
AO: delphi
Q: Peanuts
PAX: Nano, Pop Fly, Obadiah, Crop Duster, Blue Steel, Doodles, Battleship FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSHs; WMH; MP; DB; HSS; Calf Stretch
THE THANG: We all gathered around the unadorned aluminum pole and divided into 2 teams of 3 while Popfly and Nano gave moral (and sometimes immoral – e.g. my garter belt) encouragement. One pax did coupon work on BB court (KB swings, front raise; OH press; calf raises; curls); one pax carried 2 coupons down the trail; and one pax did 🦵 work (air squats; MHs; Dirty Dogs; merkins; Bulgarian split squats) at the bottom of the trail. When pax carrying coupons down trail get to the end they switch and🦵 pax brings the coupons back up to BB court. Continue this cycle until the grievances have been aired. MARY: went around the circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ramble on
COT: we all encourage one another and keep each other working hard in the cold, miserable gloom. I appreciate you guys for keeping me engaged and encouraged. Even Obadiah was complaining – it was a Festivus Miracle.
A Festivus For the Rest of Us!
Date: 2023-11-28
AO: thegeneral
Q: 2 percent
PAX: citrus, Hard Knox, Spud, Babel, Gherkin, Fairweather, Major Payne, Magoo, bogey, Thom Mukri, Inertia FNGs: 1 Inertia
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billy’s, Arm Circles, Moroccan Nightclubs, Michael Phelps, Willy Mays Hays, RVE’s, Downward Dog, Kobra Kai, World’s Greatest Stretch, Fellowship Lap
THE THANG: After a brief fellowship lap the PAX gathered around to learn the true meaning of Festivus: a non-denominational holiday filled with one sided ridicule and mindless physical tests of strength. Also, there was an aluminum pole. • The tradition of Festivus began with the Airing of Grievances:
The QIC had a lot of problems with a select few PAX, and now they were going to hear about it! The QIC barked the ways in which they had disappointed him over the past year. After each name was read, and an appropriate insult hurled, a burpee was performed collectively by the group. • As Festivus rolled on, we came to the Feats of Strength:
Track – pair up, each pair took turns carrying the Festivus pole ~100m and back while the other PAX does a high knee skip. • Remaining PAX performs the following until each team returns: o Mountain Climbers
o Soccer kicks
o Star Jumps
o Heisman Shuffle
o Bonnie Blairs
• Pull up bar – 2 rounds, max effort, remaining PAX performs o Spider Man Merkins
o LBC’s
o Dips
o Break Dancers
o Mountain Climbers
o Alternating Shoulder Taps
• 20 step ups, 20 Derkins
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prom Date, Nolan Ryan’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2023 County Rambler 12/2, Congratulations to Fairweather as he just got engaged!
COT: No matter what holiday you celebrate, real, fictitious, or nothing at all….I wish all of you and your families a safe and happy December and a joyous New Year.
Post-Thanksgiving Ruck
Date: 2023-11-28
AO: mondaynightruckers
Q: Jetstream
PAX: Jetstream
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
THE THANG: 4 miles along sidewalks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See posts about the rambler this weekend for anyone who is interested COT: Give thanks for the Lord is good
Taking time to enjoy the views around Acropolis
Date: 2023-11-27
AO: acropolis
Q: Hightower
PAX: Obadiah, Doodles, Ashe, Peanuts, Monk
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
A few warmups and stretches, followed by fellowship pace jog to start our tour around Acropolis. Including some Frankenstein and Lunge walks.
THE THANG:
Jog around Woodson and Frost campus and stopping intentionally for added beatdowns and views. Frost parking lot: rounds of sprints and recovery walks.
Continuing with Burpee Bobby until front of Woodson.
Then switched to bear crawl across parking lot. 3 spaces forward, then crawl bear back 1. Continue Burpee Bobby return to starting point.
MARY:
Ring of Fire, each PAX lead their round of Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
County Rambler: this Sat, 12/2. Options to walk, volunteer to support and to make donations for Miriam’s Kitchen. See Slack for more info.
Prayers for YardBird’s wife recovery from her procedure. Prayers for Monk’s wife also recovering from procedure.
COT:
Near the end of reading book, Comfort Crisis. Highly recommend if you haven’t read it yet.
Caught my attention reading about Bhutan, a country that’s 2nd in the world as happiest behind Disney. Why? In their culture they value Mindfulness over Checklist Accomplishments. Rather than material items, social status they value full body mindfulness. They further explained, if we’re hiking and there’s a cliff 500 yards away, that’s death. Rather than race towards death, they take their time, take the scenic route, enjoy life’s views, speak to people that are important to them. They would rather prepare for death so it doesn’t surprise them or die with any regrets.
A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Date: 2023-11-27
AO: horizon-ao
Q: 2 percent
PAX: Disco, Purple Rain, 3 mile, Poe, vplaxico, Attache’, Gherkin, Fish Fry FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billy’s, Arm Circles, Moroccan Nightclubs, Michael Phelps, RVE’s, Willy Mays Hays, Downward Dog, Kobra Kai, World’s Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: After a brief fellowship lap the PAX gathered around the circle at the 50 yard line to learn the true meaning of Festivus: a non denominational holiday filled with one sided ridicule and mindless physical tests of strength. Also, there was an aluminum pole. • The tradition of Festivus began with the Airing of Grievances:
The QIC had a lot of problems with a select few PAX, and now they were going to hear about it! The QIC barked the ways in which they had disappointed him over the past year. After each name was read, and an appropriate insult hurled, a merkin was performed collectively by the group. • As Festivus rolled on, we came to the Feats of Strength:
PAX lined up in pairs on the 50 yard line. Each team took turns carrying the festivus pole to the goal line while the other team member did a high knee, jubilant skip alongside of him. Switching positions at the goal line. The remaining PAX performed a number of exercises while waiting their turns: Mountain Climbers, Star Jumps, LBC’s, Heisman Shuffle, Bonnie Blair’s • Pull up bar – 3 rounds, 10 reps each, remaining PAX performs o Soccer kicks
o Peter Parkers
o Freddie Mercuries
o Dips
o Break Dancers
• Short mosey to the bike racks, aka Bear Crawl arches where we…well….Bear crawled under the bike racks.
• 3 rounds 20 Derkins, 20 Bulgarian Split Squats (1 round we did step ups b/c my legs hurt)
MARY: Flutter kicks, Penguin Crunches, Alabama Prom Date, Nolan Ryan’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Please keep Magoo’s wife in your prayers as she undergoes double knee replacement surgery today.
COT: No matter what holiday you celebrate, real, fictitious, or nothing at all….I wish all of you and your families a safe and happy holiday season and a joyous New Year.
