Spring has Sprung

Date: 2026-03-23
AO: Horizon
Q: Kodiak ,
PAX: Kodiak, vplaxico, sticks, Purple Rain, Attache’, 3 mile, Disco, SPINAL TAP FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: IW, SSH, touch toes, MP, CP, stretching
THE THANG: Do a circuit with a lap around the stairs as the timer 3 times through with the following stations, : (1) merkins
(2) squats / burpees
(3) jump squats / LBC
(4) Blockees / shoulder press
(5) Carolina Dry docks / mountain climbers
(6) single-leg deadlifts
(7) flutter kick
(8) run
Do a fellowship lap around the parking lot in between each set. MARY: around the horn with each pax picking one.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Do the world a favor, and kill bradford pear trees in your yard. If you want, I’ll come with my chainsaw and do it for you.

Acropolis

Date: 2026-03-23
AO: Acropolis
Q: Obadiah , Atlas, Doodles, Monk, Peanuts, NOAA, Sunny, Baywatch PAX: Obadiah, Atlas, Sunny, Baywatch, Doodles, NOAA, Monk, Peanuts FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
Each PAX lead a stretch

THE THANG:
Each round, each PAC called and led an exercise. Completed 3-ish rounds

MARY:
Jog in the rain back to cars

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AT Hike
Road Cleanup
Murph

COT: take care of each other. Reach out and check on each other.

I Hope This is the Last Cold Weather Wednesday of the Year

Date: 2026-03-18
AO: Compound
Q: Poe ,
PAX: Hightower, Monte Karlo, Corkscrew (F3 The Capital), Doodles, Monk, Skidoos, Poe, citrus FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, MP, IW, CP, WMH, mosey to garage, down dog, WGS

THE THANG: 4 rounds of 3 exercises – hand release merkins, lunges in cadence, shoulder taps in cadence – run a parking lot lap after each round. Round 1 – 25, 40, 30
Round 2 – 20, 30, 25
Round 3 – 15, 20, 20
Round 4 – 10, 10, 15

Various exercises to chew up remaining time.

MARY: PAX choice around the horn

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Boneathon, Convergence – see Slack for details
COT: in life you get 4 burners – health, family, friends, work. You can’t have them all on high at the same time so emphasize the right ones when necessary.

Pyramid scheme

Date: 2026-03-23
AO: The Patriot
Q: Rim Fire ,
PAX: Rim Fire, Piano Man, Fiddler, Jones, Wedding Singer, Smokey, Deliverance, Lucius, Hops, SAAS, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Big Short, Lazlo FNGs:
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, IW, PB, HB, MP, CT with a twist, WMH, DD, RS, not WGS, CC THE THANG: Up the pyramid and back down again
Round 1:
3 blockies, Farmer carry to 25, 15 coupon squats
Round 2:
Round 1 + rifle carry to 50 + 15 low row + round 1
Round 3:
Rounds 1 and 2 + lunge walk to opposite 25 + 15 curls + rounds 1 and 2 Round 4:
Rounds 1-3 + murder Bunny to opposite goal line + 15 thrusters + rounds 1+3 Rounds 5-7:
Work back down the pyramid
Total of 21 blockies, 180 coupon squats, 120 low rows, 60 curls, 15 thrusters MARY:
Round 1: 10 merkins + bear crawl to 25 + 15 LBCs IC + crawl bear back Round 2: 10 merkins + karaoke to 50 + 15 flutter kicks IC and back
Round 3: 10 merkins + high knees to opposite 25 + 10 Nolan Ryan each side and back
Round 4: 10 merkins + sprint to opposite goal line + 15 dirty dogs each side and back ANNOUNCEMENTS: May/June extravaganza
COT: Spring break is coming up. Travel safely and relax, but also use the time away to reflect on things you are doing well the continue and things you are not that you need to improve.

Terrapin Station – Mon

Date: 2026-03-23
AO: Terrapin Station
Q: Ripcord , Groundhog
PAX: Legacy, CableGuy, Ice Tea, V8, Groundhog, 2 percent, Enron, Ripcord FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
· SSH – 20 IC
· Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
· Hillbillies – 15 IC
· Michael Phelps – OYO
· Downward Dog – 20–30 sec OYO
· Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward IC
· Mosey to cones
THE THANG:
“Shared Burden”
Setup
– Partner up (1 coupon per pair)
– 4 corners, 50 yards apart
– Partner A rifle carries to next cone while Partner B jogs
– Switch at each cone
– Both partners complete reps at every corner

Rep Ladder: 5 → 10 → 15 → 20 → 25

Corner Movements
– Corner 1: Merkins
– Corner 2: Air Squats
– Corner 3: Coupon Rows
– Corner 4: Jumping Lunges

+ 100 partnered coupon curls, alternating with partner running lap

MARY:
50x Flutter Kicks (IC)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Upcoming leadership Zoom call

COT:
You can’t pour from an empty cup.
– While we’re wired to put family, work, and community first, that selflessness only works if the source is maintained.
– Taking time for your own fitness and mental health isn’t selfish. It’s necessary maintenance.
– By prioritizing your own discipline, you aren’t taking time away from others. You’re ensuring that the person who shows up for them is the best version possible. – Invest in yourself so you have the strength to lead and support everyone else.