horizon-ao Tour of the Neighborhood

Date: 2025-11-24
AO: horizon-ao
Q: 3 mile
PAX: Attache’, vplaxico, Kodiak, SPINAL TAP
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
– SSH, Michael Phelps, Arm Circles, WMH, Cherry Picker, Down Dog, Up Dog, lunge stretch, fellowship lap THE THANG
– Mosey to Disco’shouse, exercise (13 merkins + monkey humpers) – Ricky Bobby with burpee to SPINAL TAP’s house, 13 merkins
– Mosey to Magoo’s house, 13 merkins + plank saw
– Mosey to Kodiak ’s house, 13 merkins + SL deadlifts
– Mosey to Patchouli’s house, exercise, 13 merkins + calf raises – Mosey to Major Payne’s old house, 13 merkins + flutter kicks – Skip to vplaxico’s house, 13 merkins + curtsy squats
– Fartlek to Attache’s house, merkins + bonny blairs
Mary – american hammer + LBCs
Announcements – football; probably convergence on Friday, stay tuned
CoT – my oldest son, Jack, turned 13; the teenage phase has begun. One of the many cool things about F3 is talking to dads with kids older than mine and younger than mine. It helps me prepare for what’s ahead and remember the recent past when they were toddling around and appreciate the present moment. Grateful for F3, to be a dad, for all my kids and esp for Jack.

Tags: horizon-ao, Attache’, vplaxico, Kodiak, SPINAL TAP

thepatriot Thankful

Date: 2025-11-24
AO: thepatriot
Q: Booking
PAX: NASCAR, citrus, Piano Man, Bob the Builder, Smokey, Fiddler, Trademark, Memento, Wedding Singer, Sunshine, Lazlo, Hops, Couch Potato, CableGuy, Prestige, Big Short, SAAS, DoorDash FNGs: None
COUNT: 19

WARMUP: SSH, CHS, CR, IW, HB, WM, CP, WMH, DD, WGS, CK
THE THANG: in a rotating fashion at the leaders count discretion perform the following exercises: Thrusters
Hand release merkins
Atlas Shrugs
Never surrenders
Kettlebell swings
Flutter kicks
Upright rows
Lunges

Share one thing you are thankful for this holiday season and then run a lap on the field. Our counts ranged anywhere from 40? to 2 MARY: 50 LBC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Capital area football classic at compound on 12/6, check slack for holiday season hours as the may fluctuate at various regional AOs
COT: Take time to be thankful for your blessings during the holiday and don’t take them for granted!

Tags: thepatriot, NASCAR, citrus, Piano Man, Bob the Builder, Smokey, Fiddler, Trademark, Memento, Wedding Singer, Sunshine, Lazlo, Hops, Couch Potato, CableGuy, Prestige, Big Short, SAAS, DoorDash

acropolis T minus to T-day

Date: 2025-11-24
AO: acropolis
Q: Rambler
PAX: Baywatch, Peanuts, Drano, Onlyfans
FNGs: 1 Onlyfans
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: ssh, WMH, CP, dd, merkin, mtn climber, TT w reverse leg, WGS with scoop
THE THANG: Part 1. BLIMPS 5/10/15/10/5 Run to 50 @ interval change. Part 2. DORA. 100 merkin/200 curls/300 lbcs MARY: dead starfish
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dec 4 taming Toxic Leaders. Dec 6 East/West flag football
COT: end the year strong. Try adding one more F3 workout each week before year end

Tags: acropolis, Baywatch, Peanuts, Drano, Onlyfans

social-distance Size matters

Date: 2025-11-23
AO: social-distance
Q: Booking
PAX: Big Short, Piano Man, Rim Fire, Popeyes, Trademark, Breach, Bone, Wedding Singer, Gambler FNGs: None
COUNT: 10

WARMUP: Debated difference between 6’12” and 7’
THE THANG: 6.3 miles up 26th street, down Harrison to the WOD and back to NSS MARY: 43 merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Size matters with sushi, height and length of questionable scrabble words!

Tags: social-distance, Big Short, Piano Man, Rim Fire, Popeyes, Trademark, Breach, Bone, Wedding Singer, Gambler