terrapin-station A Festivus for the Rest of Us!

Date: 2024-12-20
AO: terrapin-station
Q: 2 percent
PAX: Fitz-Hume, Ice Tea, Flipper, Play-Doh, Mulligan, Defiance, AI, Enron, meister, Goldfish, Breach, Man w/ Georgia Tech t-shirt on? FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billy’s, Arm Circles, Moroccan Nightclubs, Michael Phelps, Willy Mays Hays, RVE’s, Downward Dog, Kobra Kai, World’s Greatest Stretch

THE THANG: After a brief fellowship lap around the bus circle the PAX gathered around in a circle on the sports ball fields to learn the true meaning of Festivus: a non-denominational holiday filled with one sided ridicule and mindless physical tests of strength. Also, there was an aluminum pole. • The tradition of Festivus began with the Airing of Grievances:
The QIC had a lot of problems with a select few PAX, and now they were going to hear about it! The QIC barked the ways in which they had disappointed him over the past year. After each name was read, and an appropriate insult hurled, a burpee was performed collectively by the group. And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.
• Pole carry – pair up, 1 PAX carries the Festivus pole to the fence and back while the other PAX does a high knee skip. Switch exercises at the fence. • Remaining PAX performs the following until each team returns: o Mountain Climbers
o Star Jumps
o LBC’s
o Heisman Shuffle
o “Where am I’s”
o Football fast feet/Get down’s
o Bonnie Blairs
• Short mosey to the jungle gym on the playground – 2 rounds of max effort for pull ups while remaining PAX performs o Soccer kicks
o Peter Parkers
o Freddie Mercuries
• Mosey to the blocks for 2 rounds of Upper Deckers, Dips and Derkins – 20 reps each
• Mosey back to the field for 3 Rings of Festivus Fire – 5 goblet squats each while PAX held plank/high knees/Al Gore, 5 goblet squats then a bear crawl, 5 goblet squats, 5 Overhead Presses then bear crawl around the circle

MARY: Nolan Ryan’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: ARC, AMBAB

COT: Traditions are important, no matter how silly or insulting they can be. Whichever holiday you celebrate, real, fictitious, or nothing at all….I wish all of you and your families a safe and happy December and a joyous New Year.

Tags: terrapin-station, Fitz-Hume, Ice Tea, Flipper, Play-Doh, Mulligan, Defiance, AI, Enron, meister, Goldfish, Breach, Man w/ Georgia Tech t-shirt on?

thepatriot Birthday Gifts

Date: 2024-12-20
AO: thepatriot
Q: Boardwalk , Summit
PAX: Strange Brew, bogey, Bone, CableGuy, citrus, Fish Fry, Gherkin, Jag, Lazlo, Legacy, Rim Fire, SAAS, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Smokey, Sunshine, Prestige, @overthrow, @klinger, @hops, @snooky FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP: SSH, MP, WM, WMH, CO, DD, WGS, CK

THE THANG:

Two teams. Teams alternate tik tok style through the following: 1 SSH; 2 Jump Squats; 3 Bonnie Blair’s (cadence); 4 Lunges; 5 V-ups; 6 Flutter kicks (cadence); 7 WW2s; 8 LBCs; 9 Plank Jacks (cadence); 10 Merkins; 11 Shoulder taps (cadence); 12 Burpees. Rinse and repeat in reverse.

800M – jog the turns, sprint the straights.

10 min big ball ultimate game between the two teams. Drops = burpee.

MARY: American hammers; flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Take a look at open Q’s during the Christmas week.

COT: Birthdays are a good time for self reflection. But focus less on counting your wins and more on the efforts made to improve the lives of others – your family, friends, colleagues, and community. Albert Einstein said it best: “Try not to become a man of success, but rather become a man of value.”

Tags: thepatriot, Strange Brew, bogey, Bone, CableGuy, citrus, Fish Fry, Gherkin, Jag, Lazlo, Legacy, Rim Fire, SAAS, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Smokey, Sunshine, Prestige, @overthrow, @klinger, @hops, @snooky

sparta Crowd Sourced “12 Days of Xmas”

Date: 2024-12-20
AO: sparta
Q: Pop Fly
PAX: Rambler, Peanuts, NOAA, Crop Duster, Dunder, Obadiah, Doodles, Monk, Battleship, Sunny FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: We did
THE THANG: The Q decided today would be a crowd sourced Q and we would attempt to complete something that looked like the 12 days of Christmas. We went in ascending order. PAX moseyed around the campus stopping from time to time to add another exercise to the mix.

Rules:
(a) Each exercise was no more than 10 reps.
(b) At each stop, we added an exercise. We started at the beginning each time and added another exercise

Exercises (Crowd Sourced)
1. Reverse Lunges
2. Merkins
3. Monkey Humpers
4. Overhead Press
5. Jump Squats
6. Snowflakes
7. WWII with a press sit ups
8. LBCs
9. Supermans
10. Mountain Climbers
11. Burpees
12. Calf Raises

We ran out of time so only made it through 11 full rounds and the 12 day was added into the reps of the 11th day.

PAX we were wise not to select Burpees until the 11th day.

MARY: No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wreath clean-up on 11 January

COT: Smile to those you meet

Tags: sparta, Rambler, Peanuts, NOAA, Crop Duster, Dunder, Obadiah, Doodles, Monk, Battleship, Sunny

thefarm Package Deliveries

Date: 2024-12-20
AO: thefarm
Q: Infinity
PAX: F-No, Squatter, Pad Thai, Firehead, Sparky_The Farm, Matthew – Running Man FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WarmUp: SSHs, Don Quixotes, Beet Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Michael Phelps, Seal Claps, Mountain Climbers, and short Mosey.

TheThang: Package Deliveries!
Perform the following, all with a coupon, unless otherwise noted: Round 1: UPS
– 22 Shoulder Press
– 22m Walking Lunge
– 22 Goblet Squats
– 22m Walking Lunge
– EC: 15 Burpees when Q didn’t like the “Christmas” song that was playing
Facts about the UPS: Originally known as the American Messenger Company specializing in telegraphs, UPS has grown to become a Fortune 500 company and one of the world’s largest shipping couriers. UPS is the largest courier company in the world by revenue, with annual revenues around US$85 billion in 2020, ahead of competitors DHL and FedEx.

Round 2: FedEx
– 22 Derkins off bench (no coupon)
– 22m Murder Bunnies
– 22 Reverse Lunges
– 22m Murder Bunnies
Facts about FedEx: The name “FedEx” is a syllabic abbreviation of the name of the company’s original air division, Federal Express, which was used from 1973 until 2000. FedEx today is best known for its air delivery service, FedEx Express, which was one of the first major shipping companies to offer overnight delivery as a flagship service. FedEx’s prominence in both the United States and the world have made it a common topic in popular culture, with examples including the film Cast Away. FedEx’s air shipping services have made its main hub (aka the “Superhub”) at Memphis International Airport the busiest cargo airport in the world by 2020, and Hong Kong second-busiest cargo airport in the world behind Memphis. And, as Professor Robert Langdon observed, the FedEx logo has a hidden symbol depicting the company’s forward motion. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

Round 3: Amazon
– 22 CDDs (no coupon)
– 22m Coupon Drag
– 202 Thrusters
– 22m Coupon Drag
Amazon uses many different transportation services to deliver packages. Amazon-branded services include:
– Amazon Air, a cargo airline for bulk transport, with last mile delivery handled either by Amazon Flex, Amazon Logistics, or the United States Postal Service.
– Amazon Flex, a smartphone app that enables individuals to act as independent contractors, delivering packages to customers from personal vehicles without uniforms. Deliveries include one or two hour Prime Now, same or next day Amazon Fresh groceries, and standard Amazon.com orders, in addition to orders from local stores that contract with Amazon.
– Amazon Logistics, in which Amazon contracts with small businesses (which it calls “Delivery Service Partners”) to perform deliveries to customers. Each business has a fleet of approximately 20–40 Amazon-branded vans, and employees of the contractors wear Amazon uniforms.

Round 4: USPS
– 11 Hand-on-Block Merkins, alternating
– 22m Rifle Carry
– 22 Cleans
– 22m Rifle Carry

Round 5: DHL
– 200m Medicine Ball Tossing Passes, Indian-Run Style
– 2 Burpees each time the ball hits the ground

Mary: Flutter Kicks, WWIII’s, Side Crunches, Rope Climbers, Shoulder Taps, American Hammers, and LBCs until the time ran out

Announcements:
– Ruck tomorrow by Sparky.
– Running Man Q on Monday (regular time).
– EC Workout on Tuesday, 12/24 with Infinity Q.
– No workout Wednesday, 12/25.

CoT: YHC reflected on his 22 years of marriage, celebrating its anniversary today. It is worth the effort to invest time and energy into sustaining your marriage. Choose your wife again, have the heart-to-hear talk with her, take her out, go on a romantic getaway, and you’ll be grateful.

Tags: thefarm, F-No, Squatter, Pad Thai, Firehead, Sparky_The Farm, Matthew – Running Man

horizon-ao Run to yorktown + Holiday Intentions Setting

Date: 2024-12-20
AO: horizon-ao
Q: 3 mile
PAX: Hobbyhorse, Kodiak, sticks, Disco, Attache’
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, imp walkers, cherry pickers, WMH, down dog, up dog, world’s greatest stretch THE THANG –
– Mosey to yorktown coliseum
1. Stops along the way, added an exercise at each stop: merkins, lunges, dry docks, monkey humpers, – At coliseum
1. 3 sets Step ups, dips, split squats, derkins
2. 3 sets: aussie pull-ups, freddie mercuries
– Run home; share holiday memories or intentions
MARY:
– LBCs, russian twists, flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas workout; normal time
COT:
– Back to intentions – Let’s all focus on being patient and present and appreciate quality time with family, realizing that time moves fast

Tags: horizon-ao, Hobbyhorse, Kodiak, sticks, Disco, Attache’