Loaded Carries and Battle Ropes

Date: 2026-06-08
AO: The Driveway
Q: bogey ,
PAX: bogey, Prestige, Play-Doh, Flux
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HB, MP, MNC, WM, WMH, DDog, Kobra Kai

THE THANG: Carry coupons for 100yd segments for time. Coupons included sandbags, med balls, KBs, tombstone, blocks, plates, dumbbells, Thor’s hammer. Weights ranged from 100# to 10#.
PAX took turns rotating out of a loaded a carry run and into a battle ropes session. The battle ropes rotations went for the duration of the carry sessions.

Round 1
100 yd carry distance (50 out and 50 back)
Carry 1 – Offset Carry – farmer carry different coupons or weights in each hand (ie., a plate in one and a block in the other), drop and begin… Carry 2 – Rifle Carry, drop and begin…
Carry 3 – Bear Hug Carry
Repeato for 12 mins

Between Rounds: 10x merkins IC, 10x mtn climbers IC, 10x shoulder taps IC

Round 2
100yd carry distance (50 out and 50 back)
Carry 1 – Crosswalk Carry – (a coupon held overhead in one hand and coupon farmer carry other hand), drop and begin… Carry 2 – Zercher Carry (hold coupon in crook of elbows), drop and begin… Carry 3 – Farmer Carry (standard or offset), or Suitcase Carry (only one coupon) Repeato for 12 mins

Between Rounds: 20x T-merkins IC, 10x shoulder taps IC, 10x mtn climbers IC

MARY: 30x flutter kicks IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: capital-montessori-kettlebell-club scouting a new AO location. Stay tuned. boneathon 2027 is less than a year away. Start training.

COT: Today, YHC’s dad would have turned 80. He passed away 3 years ago. YHC gave thanks for his dad and for parents in general. YHC encouraged the PAX to be more intentional spending time with loved ones. Well done today men.

Acropolis

Date: 2026-06-08
AO: Acropolis
Q: Baywatch ,
PAX: NOAA, Baywatch, Yard Sale, Obadiah, Hightower, OnlyFans, Byrdman, Half-Caff FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Various stretches across the field. ‘Mercans, WGS, Cobra. Various running back.

THE THANG: The baseball field was simulated on a football field by running to the sideline 30, mid field, sideline 30 and goal line. 1 pax runs the bases while others do exercises for encouragement. SSH, Imperial Skywalkers, Lateral lunges, and Moroccan nightclubs. Each time a pax reaches home plate they pick up a teammate and continue running. The exercise changes for those not running each time the pax reach home plate. Eventually everyone is running and 1 by 1 each pax stops running in the order they started running. They begin cycling through the exercises for encouragement. Eventually everyone stops running.

All pax ran bases again as a group and stopped at each for more exercises.

Coach was mean and finished off with burpee shuttle runs every 10 yards to the 50.

MARY: 250 reps to celebrate America 250

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2nd F – Baywatch going away event. This Saturday at Rambler’s. Talk to Doodles for details.

COT: In life there is pain and suffering. Pain is not optional; suffering is. Choose suffering that is meaningful so that the world doesn’t choose it for you.

The Longest Day!

Date: 2026-06-08
AO: Terrapin Station
Q: Ripcord ,
PAX: Enron, V8, Lazlo, Summit, Ripcord, 2 percent, Goldfish, Ice Tea FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walker, Hill Billy, Itty Bitty Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Down Dog
THE THANG: Dora Style Inspired by the 82nd Anniversary of D-Day / Normandy (2 rounds) 1st Infantry Division – 1x 1/4 mi Lap
2/75th Rangers – 75x Coupon Shoulder Press
4th Infantry Division – 40x Bonny Blairs
29th Infantry Division – 29x Blockies
82nd Airborne – 82x Coupon Swings
101st Airborne – Coupon Squats
MARY: 101x flutter kicks / hello dollies
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Today we’re able to show up, work hard, and push each other because generations before us carried the load. Be grateful to those who came before, who made mornings like this possible.

4 Corners

Date: 2026-06-05
AO: The Farm
Q: Bonefish ,
PAX: Squatter, Firehead, Bonefish, Infinity, Gus (Jordan Carpenter), @Short-Timer FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Dynamic warmup: Mosey, knee pulls, ankle pulls, worlds greatest stretch combo, arm circles.
THE THANG: 4 Corners: 20->1 Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Docks, American Hammers.

Alternate Bear Crawl and Lunges between corners.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence.
COT: Mother in Law’s medical condition worsening. Wife in FL to help out. Prayers for family.