theaerie All about the Benjamin’s!!!!!

Date: 2024-03-08
AO: theaerie
Q: Lonestar
PAX: Rocketman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Michael Phelps
Picking cherries
Wind mills
Mosey
THE THANG: 10 sets
10 thrusters
10 curls
10 squats
10 merkins
10 abs (rotate exercises)
10 yd murder bunny
Head down the field for 10 sets!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: getting ready for Murphy!
COT:
Sometimes your necklace falls into the toilet and you gotta reach in and grab it out!!! That’s life!!!

Tags: theaerie, Rocketman

thefarm All Aboard!

Date: 2024-03-06
AO: thefarm
Q: Trolley
PAX: Squatter, Infinity, Matthew – Running Man, F-No, Lumbergh FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
All Aboard the trolley! Journey of exercises from downtown, to midtown, stopping at uptown before reversing the journey. Travel themed music played along the way.
WARMUP: SSH, Don Quixote, Hillbillies, Beet Pickers, WMH, Down Dog, Kobra Kai. Mosey around the triangle
THE THANG:
PAX lined up at stations.
Downtown- 30 count of the jump rope + as many reps as possible of each seat/ststion = ab roller, burpees, overhead coupon press, coupon curl, and weight ball slam. Each time the jump rope was completed they ran to the other end of the “trolley” and yelled “all aboard” then we rotated positions. After completion, we bear crawled to midfield and duckwalked back.
Mid-town= 45 count on jumprope + other stations followed by bear crawl to midfield and crabwalk back.
Uptown – 50 count on jumprope + other stations followed by bear crawl to midfield and lungewalk back. Repeated in reverse – going from uptown to midtown and stopping at downtown.
Ultimate Frisbee – divided into two teams if 3. All PAX did 1 burpee everytime the frisbee was dropped. MANY burpees. MARY: Flutter Kicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Proverbs 21:5 = “The plans of the diligent lead surely to abundance, but everyone who is hasty comes only to want.” Talked about the value of knowing where your going and not being hasty. Closed with prayer.

Tags: thefarm, Squatter, Infinity, Matthew – Running Man, F-No, Lumbergh

edge_of_reason Duck Walk Lessons

Date: 2024-03-07
AO: edge_of_reason
Q: Chef
PAX: Quip, Forest
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3

WARMUP:
20cc SSHs
15cc Mountain Climber
20cc Imperial Walkers
15cc Don Quixote’s
Indian run jog around field

THE THANG:

1) Playground of Pain
3x circuit
– 5 Pull Ups (or AMRAP with good form)
– 10 (each leg) Bulgarian Split Squat
– 15 Dips
– 20 (each leg) Lunges

2) DMC – Duck walk to the 10 yard line, 5 merkins, reverse bearcrawl back to goal line. Repeat to the 20 and 30 increasing # of merkins by 5.

3) TABATA – (20secs on / 10secs off) x 8 – Mosey Between sets: high knees, plank punches, SSHs, side skaters, high/low boat, burpees, lunges, box jumps. We did 2 rounds

MARY:
10cc Freddie Mercurys
15cc Flutter kicks
10cc Hello Dollys
10cc American Hammers

TAPS:
– Announcement: Bros and Beers at 7pm on 3/15, in Columbia, MD. – Forest and M house hunt and moving, better communication and direction at work – Quip and M house/apartment hunt, and extended family
– Chef thanks for healthy M and baby
– Growing F3 Site

Tags: edge_of_reason, Quip, Forest

olympus 300-ish

Date: 2024-03-07
AO: olympus
Q: Megatron
PAX: Megatron, Monk, Mounthe, Crop Duster, Flapjack, Peanuts, Blue Steel, Nano, Pop Fly, K-Pop, Doodles, Candles FNGs: None
COUNT: 12

WARMUP:
Side straddle hop
Micheal Phelps
Air squats
Meridians
Worlds Greatest stretch

THE THANG:
50 deadlifts, 50 pushups, 50 jump squats, 50 hollow holds/rocks, 50 clean and press, 50 flutter kicks (4 count), 50 clean and press, 50 jump squats, 50 pushups,50 deadlifts

MARY:
Walks-outs, 90-90, stretching, quad stretch, Willie Mays Hayes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Memorial Day Murph in May at George Mason
F2 event – TBD

COT:
Don’t take someone’s else happiness in the pursuit of your own.

Tags: olympus, Megatron, Monk, Mounthe, Crop Duster, Flapjack, Peanuts, Blue Steel, Nano, Pop Fly, K-Pop, Doodles, Candles

thehighlands Slow mo for you Mo Fo’s

Date: 2024-03-07
AO: thehighlands
Q: Toolbox
PAX: Tibs, Hobbyhorse, Hard Knox, Jag, Traveler, Gherkin, Spud FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: ssh, ibac, windmill, imp squat walkers, down dog, worlds okayiest stretch, MTN climbers, merkins
THE THANG: follow the leader with karaoke, back pedal, high knees, skips. Line up on base line 20 merkins, mosey to midfield 10 slow count merkins, sprintish to end line for 5 super slow cadence 5s down 4s hold, explode up= 1 rep. Mosey back to baseline for WW2 repeato same format slowing down at midfield and end line…repeato with no surrenders, repeato static lunge, flutter kicks and offset merkins. MARY: pax choice Gas pumpers, penguin crunches and heels to heaven.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: this HIM is leaving the area moving AOs to olympus in a few months
COT: today’s beat down was about change and how hard things get as we move on through life. Time seems to be speeding up while we are “slowing down” as we age. Change can be and often is a hard thing but it often leads us towards better things. We can’t embrace the things in front of us and move forward if we don’t let go of the things behind us or the things holding us in place.

Tags: thehighlands, Tibs, Hobbyhorse, Hard Knox, Jag, Traveler, Gherkin, Spud