Circle the wagons

DATE: 2023-07-07
AO: Farm
Q: Matthew – Running Man
PAX: Sparky, Firehead, Moneyball, Trolley, Gecko
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Arm circles
Don quixotes
Beet pickers
Willy Mayes Hayes
Mosey around the fields

THE THANG:
Squats while each PAX takes turn doing 10 burpees
LBCs while each PAX takes turn doing sprints across the field and back Mericans while each PAX takes turn doing 5 Bonnie Blairs
SSH while each PAX takes turn doing 10 crunchy frogs
Shoulder taps while each PAX takes turn doing bear crawls around the circle Sit ups while each PAX lunge walks around the circle
Shoulder presses while each PAX lunge walks around the circle Glute bridges while each PAX takes turn doing 10 arm circles

MARY
Superman
Box cutters
Penguin crunches
Rosalitas
Wagoner twists
Freddy Mercuries

COT
Recommend seeing the movie Sound of Freedom, about child trafficking. Tim Ballard worked for DHS to prosecute child pornographers, but realized he wanted to save the children. He quit his job and was able to free 50 to 60 children. Message is that if you see something that needs to be done, DO IT TODAY. Don’t wait until tomorrow.

USA

DATE: 2023-07-06
AO: Highlands
Q: Katniss
PAX: Jag, Capsize
FNGs: FNG Watson, downrange Pax Openhouse
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: stretching and stuff
THE THANG: 13 exercises, 50 counts of each. Like the flag.
50 yard bear crawl, 50 yard walking lunge, 50 merkin variety pack, 50 donkey jumps, 50 dirty dogs, 50 calf raises, 50 squats, 50 side straddle hips, 50 shared tennis shuttle runs, 50 burpees, 50 LBCs, 50 flutter kicks, 50 second plank MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome two new FNGs!
COT: finish strong. At everything you do.

Nano went marching through a Polish forest

DATE: 2023-07-06
AO: Olympus
Q: Peanuts
PAX: Nano, Tool Time, Monte Karlo, Hoolihan, Yard Sale, Dropout FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH; WMH; CP: MP; DB; DD; WGS
THE THANG: Partner up. Partner A farmer carry 2x coupons around track; Partner B 50x Merkins. Partner B moseys to catch up and switch out with Partner A. After 1x lap change to 20x burpees. After 2x laps change to rifle carry 1x coupon and 50x FKs IC. After 3x laps change to 50x squats. MARY: 25x LBCs, PPs, BBSs, PTs, 1x lap RB
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ruck and Float; some complicated institutional F3 thing Nano knows more about
COT: not sure if we did that but I will offer here. My man Tool Time, a near FNG himself, already EH’d another and brought us an FNG – Dropout. By the time I am writing this Dropout already is on Slack and has an appropriate profile meme. My goodness there is a lot of kool aid going around.

Respect!

DATE: 2023-07-05
AO: Farm
Q: Sparky
PAX: Matthew – Running Man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: various stretches
THE THANG:
100 merkins
Wide mozy
Rosalitas
High plank
Glute bridges single leg

MARY: included
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT:
Showing up is 70% of life. Show up for your community. Show up for your family. Show up for yourself. Being present is a present to others.

Changing Perspectives

DATE: 2023-07-05
AO: Horizon-Ao
Q: Magoo
PAX: vplaxico, Purple Rain, SPINAL TAP, Median
FNGs: Tomb Raider
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: WMH, Abe Vigoda, Caterpiller merkins
THE THANG: Many, many trips to the 18 line and back with locomotion and breaks of all levels: bear crawl, sprint, caterpiller merkins, hand-clap lunges (both directions), nuckle-draggers, burpees, roll-over merkins, etc. MARY: LBCs and Superman
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nope
COT: Try to vary your perspective.