thefarm Merkins, Squats, and Sprints

Date: 2025-06-02
AO: thefarm
Q: Infinity
PAX: Crystal, Firehead, Lumbergh, Moonshine, Trolley, Squatter FNGs: None
COUNT: 7

WarmUp: SSHs, Don Quixote, Beet Pickers, Imperial Walkers, LBAC with leg raised, Michael Phelps, and Mosey.

The Thang:
Round 1:
10 Merkins,
15 Parallel Squats,
20 T-Claps, IC and
Sprint

Round 2:
10 Clapping Merkins,
15 Copperhead Squats,
20 V-Ups, and
Sprint

Round 3:
10 Derkins,
15 Jump Squats,
Jamie (20-20-20 sec V-hold, extensions, V-hold), and
Sprint

Round 4:
20 Stagger pushups (10 each arm),
15 Bonnie Blairs
20 American Hammers, and
Sprint

Round 5:
10 Peter Parker pushups (IC),
15 Spider-Man squats,
30-sec Balls to Wall Hold, and
Sprint

Round 6:
10 Fist Bump Merkins
15 Squat-Lunges,
20 LBCs IC, and
Sprint

Round 7:
15 Hand-release-release pushups
15 Single-Leg Glute Bridges (right leg)
15 Single-Leg Glute Bridges (left leg)
45-sec Bird Dog (left arm)
45-sec Bird Dog (right arm)

5-10-5 Jack Webb’s before time expired
– Merkins
– Shoulder Press, IC

Announcements: Firehead Q on Wednesday, Lumbergh Q Friday, F3 the Capital convergence Saturday 0700 at Roosevelt Island.

CoT: It is good to push yourself and break out of your comfort zone. When you have done your best, you may still have disappointments, but you will not be disappointed in yourself.

Tags: thefarm, Crystal, Firehead, Lumbergh, Moonshine, Trolley, Squatter

terrapin-station First Monday

Date: 2025-06-02
AO: terrapin-station
Q: Fitz-Hume
PAX: Pepco, Deliverance, Anchorman, Enron, 2 percent, Fiddler, Jenner, Sweetness, Bob the Builder FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: SSHs, DQs, Moroccan Nightclub, MPs, the usual
THE THANG: nah. Go straight to Mary
MARY: hold an incline plank on your block, moving left and right a few times with some merkins and blerkins thrown in there for fun.

Move to your six and do some leg lifts up and over the block with some LBCs, mountain climbers and Freddie Mercury’s in there too.

Finish off with some atlas shrugs

Do that a few time with a rest mozy thrown in.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence!

COT: summertime is here, requesting prayers for the adjustments necessary…

Tags: terrapin-station, Pepco, Deliverance, Anchorman, Enron, 2 percent, Fiddler, Jenner, Sweetness, Bob the Builder

thepatriot How hard could that be?

Date: 2025-06-02
AO: thepatriot
Q: Lucius
PAX: Prestige, Smokey, Strange Brew, Boardwalk, Maguire, My Space, Bone, bogey, DoorDash, Piano Man, CableGuy, SAAS, citrus, Flipper, Big Short, Trademark, Messi, Beavis(DR) FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
SSH; LBACs; Moroccan Night Clubs; Michael Phelps; Down Dog; Cobra Kai; Child’s Pose

THE THANG:

400 meters Mosey
50x Low Rows
60x Overhead Press
200x Merkins
300x Body Weight Squats
200 yards rifle carry
400 meters Mosey

30 yards bear crawl; 30 yards crawl bear

11s to fill time (squats; alt. shoulder taps)

MARY:
20x flutter kicks (IC)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence; Pre-Convergence HH; Q slots open (but not next Monday)

COT:
Try something new and challenging. Even if you might look a little foolish.

Tags: thepatriot, Prestige, Smokey, Strange Brew, Boardwalk, Maguire, My Space, Bone, bogey, DoorDash, Piano Man, CableGuy, SAAS, citrus, Flipper, Big Short, Trademark, Messi, Beavis(DR)

hamilton Shredders getting ready to defend turf against the TMNT

Date: 2025-06-02
AO: hamilton
Q: Hobbyhorse , Jag
PAX: Legacy, Defiance, Flat Tire, Popeye, Goldfish, Spud
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: ssh, hb, wind, rve, wmh, Phelps arms dog
THE THANG: Hamilton, 4-corners, hill bears, jag-escalator
MARY: lbc, shoulder, donkey, dog
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence, ruck float
COT: Hamilton is thriving thanks to all of us being there and leading. But especially because of Legacy by being the uniting force. Pax: keep coming out and continue to lead! SYITG!!

Tags: hamilton, Legacy, Defiance, Flat Tire, Popeye, Goldfish, Spud

social-distance Post Boner Run

Date: 2025-06-01
AO: social-distance
Q: Booking
PAX: Smokey, Popeyes, Trademark, Speedo, 2 percent
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 6 miles out and back on WOD
MARY: 43 merkins led by Smokey
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: the return of chocolate mouse next Sunday. Smokey and Chef Lelen may write a book together. Expect the unexpected at Social Distance Sunday!

Tags: social-distance, Smokey, Popeyes, Trademark, Speedo, 2 percent